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Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bpAn old guy goes into a bank to take out a loan. Fearful that the man may not be able to repay the loan because of his age, the clerk asks: – How old are you? – I’m 70. – Why do you need a loan at your age? – It’s for my father’s wedding. – Your father’s wedding? How old is he? – He’s 95. – And at his age he wants to get married? – Well, he doesn’t really want to, but his parents are making him do it. (view post) |
02/20/2009 |
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Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bpOne day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.
She said she’d have to go home and think about it and that she’d call him back in a hour with her occupation.
An hour later she called him and said, “I’ve got it… I’m a chicken farmer.”
He said, “How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution.”
She said, “I raised over a thousand male reproductive organs last year.” (view post) |
02/20/2009 |
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Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bp(Heard after I moved to Essex, UK)
Q: What’s yellow, brown, yellow, brown, yellow…? A: An Essex girl doing cartwheels. (view post) |
02/20/2009 |
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Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bpAn American, a German, and a Romanian have a car accident at a junction.The American: Damn it, my Ford! I saved 3 months to buy this car. The German: Damn it, my Mercedes! I saved 5 months to buy this car. The Romanian: Damn it, my Dacia! I saved my entire life to buy this car. To this, the other two reply: Why the hell did you buy an expensive car anyway? Probably not funny unless you are a Romanian, or take some geo-socio-political clbumes, or you have a Romanian friend who explained the joke, but I’m posting it anyway Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/20/2009 |
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Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bpAfter a long and hot sex session, the guy notices the picture of another man on the girl’s table. He starts worrying: “Is he your husband?” he asks nervously. “No, silly”, she replies, taunting him softly. “Then is he your boyfriend?” he continues, slightly more relaxed. “No, he’s not” she wispers into his ear. “Is he your brother or dad?” he asks, hoping to get an affirmative answer. “No, no, no” she replies. “Then who the hell is he?” he asks, slightly irritated. “That’s me, before the operation”. (view post) |
02/20/2009 |
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REAL Friend Contest for up to 11BPanonymoushaxor Posted:
Google says: Turkey (view post) |
02/20/2009 |
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CONTEST: Win 7 BP - Ends February 28thWhat the heck, let’s enter this contest.Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/20/2009 |
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POST HERE TO WIN ALOT BP EACH POST = 1 BP UNLIMITED POSTS CLOSES WHEN I GET A POINTLESS INTERNET ACHIEVEMENT I WONT BUY WITH 30 BPNicco Posted:
Is the BP offer still on? (view post) |
02/20/2009 |
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POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^Hey, I tubmailed the guy asking for the nudes, and I got them. Yay me!
Those nudes are actually nice and artsy. (view post) |
02/15/2009 |
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POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^TinmanJR Posted:
Yeah, we got screwed instead. (view post) |
02/15/2009 |
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POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^Quinby Posted:
Let’s exchange nudes then, and fulfill the prophecy that started this thread Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/14/2009 |
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POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^Come on already, where are the nude chicks or the nude geezers sucking each other off? Log in to see images! Or the old chicks licking each other. Gimme nudes.
Log in to see images! Finger inside very young woman's genitals (view post) |
02/13/2009 |
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POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^First flamebate post just for nudes.Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/12/2009 |
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