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Okay soBeen there, done that. (view post) |
03/23/2012 |
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Retice CDI concur. (view post) |
03/23/2010 |
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Retire INCITProfessor Commie PhD Posted: That’s like saying if we retire suicide scoops it will seriously affect dom. (view post) |
03/07/2010 |
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I defy you to find a video that makes me laugh harder than this oneFie Posted: |
02/10/2010 |
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Aldo, stop being such a ****ing fabulous personDeath will soon be upon you all. (view post) |
01/15/2010 |
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The Official BINGEBOT 2015 Birthday Celebration ThreadHappy Birthday. (view post) |
01/02/2010 |
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Phil Marlot's Office
A whisky would sound great, but I’m afraid the site of it going through my body may not be for the most of your liking. Now, the questions. I didn’t really have anyone close to me, other than my old business partner, Greg Jehnsen. We’d been friends since childhood and he would’ve continued to run the business with me if he hadn’t come down with tuberculosis. Crippled him for life and he’d been bed ridden since, but that’s another story. I would like to say that my wife was close to me, but in the last years of my “life” we had become distant, my gambling and business taking over what life we had together. I gave her everything thing that she could ever want, except for what she wanted most, my love. She’d had a miscarriage about 5 years before my said “death”, but we never really spoke about it at all. And feel free to speak about my wife however you wish, being able to watch others like… this, gave me a new look on how people really thought of me.
Now as I’ve said I only really had one business bumociate, and that was Greg. As for money, I owed quite a bit. Not to Greg, but I had pockets stashed and borrowed here and there, investments you could say. One man that springs to mind was a Mr. Larry Slynx, one of my gambling “buddies”. A month or two before my death there’d been a large poker game, few of the top businessmen from around town. High stakes, low morals, a mans game. By the end of the night I had lost around $50,000, of which Larry knew I owed him. Alcohol had been drunk and words had been said, but nothing too serious.
As for who wanted to kill me, I don’t know. Of course there were people who I knew hated me, but enough to kill me? After all these years it’s still hard to comprehend.
And how I died? Well, I’m sure they meant for it to be a clean death, but sadly a quick slit of my throat didn’t work. I still remember it as if it was yesterday, walking down the dark lamplit road, the sound of approaching footsteps from being me. The knife cut across my throat, though it failed to kill me, leaving my gurgling in the street. My murderer obviously didn’t anticipate this, as they then proceded to cut open my chest and stomach to make sure the job was done. Is there anything else you wish to know? (view post) |
12/22/2009 |
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Phil Marlot's OfficeGood evening Phil. I can call you Phil right? I mean under the cirgreat timesstances I bumume you’re going to get to know me quite a bit so I should be able to get to know you a bit too. Now then, the basics. As you can see, I am genuinely, certified, dead. Now I must say that when I was alive I wasn’t the best of men, though what can I say, I was a man who enjoyed life. The problem you see was that I enjoyed life quite a bit too much. The good life, it was all I ever wanted. Abundant riches, a beautiful wife, I had it all. But it was with a price. Not all of the money I had earned was, well, not my money. I was a gambler you see. Not just your average “off to the races darling” gambler, a fully fledged “I’ll get you your money, don’t kill my wife” kind of gambler. That’s not to say that I didn’t have a lot of money, because I did, but the way that I came about my wealth was perhaps not the wisest of ways. It’s safe to say that I wasn’t liked when I was alive. I mean sure, people would smile, have a chat, shake a hand or two, but it was all but false, a lie. And they knew I knew, but life was easier just to create a false sense of happiness. What has still left me puzzled to this day is who murdered me and why. One minute I was alive, next minute I’m waking up 6 feet under. I’m sure you have many questions and I don’t wish to ramble on with information which you don’t deem necessary, so feel free to ask more specific questions which would help with your case. (view post) |
12/20/2009 |
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Case Notes: Transcribed 12.04.09Detective Phil Marlot Posted:
Well Detective, what I ask of you may be slightly different from the usual cases that you have. The case in hand happens to be a murder. In fact, it happens to be my murder. I can bumure you that the cirgreat timesstances were grim and it may not be for the feint of heart. I would not be offended if you chose not to pursue the case. If you do however deem it interesting enough to follow, I can provide you with all the information I can possible give. There will of course be a reward if you do happen to solve the case. (view post) |
12/20/2009 |
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Case Notes: Transcribed 12.04.09You seem to be quite the detective, Detective. Would you be interested in a case I have? (view post) |
12/20/2009 |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole's third birthday!Happy Birthday. (view post) |
12/13/2009 |
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esipose 2 desciminatshun aginst reereesI for one think re-re’s should be accepted once again into society. (view post) |
12/02/2009 |
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Petition for Pistachio scoops to be called Mint scoopsI propose Anti-Freeze be changed to Bubblegum. (view post) |
11/26/2009 |
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Petition for Pistachio scoops to be called Mint scoopsThat would probably be more appropriate, I’m not sure why I didn’t think that. (view post) |
11/25/2009 |
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Petition for Pistachio scoops to be called Mint scoopsBecause to be honest, nobody likes pistachio ice cream. (view post) |
11/25/2009 |
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What Is Lockerz?I’m pretty sure someone did this but gave 1BP to each person who signed up. Also, I just spammed your e-mail taker with ****. (view post) |
11/10/2009 |
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A forumwarz riddleSir, that was even worse than mine. And mine were terrible. (view post) |
10/21/2009 |
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Ladies and Germs!AIDS woman's genitals Posted: Quite right! Perhaps my riddles require a bit more complexity… (view post) |
10/18/2009 |
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Ladies and Germs!handofg0d Posted: Brilliantly done good sir. Now riddle me this: My late wife was found dead in the middle of the desert, wearing a backpack, with all her ribs crushed. The post mortem revealed that she tragically died 2 months ago, yet no one had crossed had crossed the desert in over 3 months. The question is, what happened to my beloved late wife? (view post) |
10/18/2009 |
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Ladies and Germs!What. (view post) |
10/17/2009 |