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Contest: Last **** you win 100 BP**** you.
Preferably sideways.
And upside down.
Also, **** you. (view post) |
05/07/2009 |
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Contest for FingerzThose are pretty awesome shoes, though. (view post) |
04/16/2009 |
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Operation: Hanging ChadMessage sent. (view post) |
04/16/2009 |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FORUMWARZ!!! Post for E-Peen!POASTIN’ FOR PEEN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
also happy unbirfday forumwarz.Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/13/2009 |
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Grey Goose Mafiosi Presents: The Sound of ForumwarzBanshee thinks Tubs sounds like Radiohead – 100% similarity! (view post) |
04/08/2009 |
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Theargent Thid's Abtholutely Fabulouth Contetht!Than Franthithco Theargent Thid only maketh thenthe if evewything you do ith done jutht wike thith, thweetheart!
...Yeah, I’m goin’ clbumic. We don’t need another Bruce Bear. (view post) |
04/07/2009 |
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Holy Crap, It's a Whiny ****es' Birthday!Happy birthday, Shii. Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/06/2009 |
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What's better, mybrute or draginz?Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/06/2009 |
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we need better computers for episode 2 spoilers^Level 32 Re-Re.
You do realize that you’re not supposed to beat the G! boss thread, right? Emos can do it by way of a fairly well-known glitch in the game, though. (view post) |
04/05/2009 |
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How much BP do you have currently?I have one Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/04/2009 |
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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!Long, but epic. I particularly like the finish. Log in to see images!
WARNING: Image links are shock pics.
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey guess what. Stranger: What. You: This game I play, this Forumwarz, they’re having a contest. You: So I’m totally posting this on their forums. You: After I fap You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d0/Siske_gif.gif/180px-Siske_gif.gif You: Hang on. You: ... You: Typing one-handed. You: One sec. Stranger: LMAO. You: ... You: ... You: ... You: okay done. Stranger: I have a picture for you to fap to! You: That was fun! You: Let’s see it. You: Is it that goatse guy. You: Totally hot. Stranger: no it’s me Stranger: http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3990/37746439bs2.jpg You: AWESOME You: THAT IS SO COOL You: KICKIN’ IT OLD-SKOOL Stranger: Am I sexy? You: Totally. You: I would jizz in your bumhole if there was any room left. Stranger: LMAO. You: And all over your face…except I think you pretty much covered that already. Stranger: Wow. I think I’m in love with you. You: So uhhh…maybe your mammary glands. You: Yeah, I’d jizz on your mammary glands. You: Those are still…kind of…accessible, right? Stranger: What do you mean? You: Athough that stream of sweet sweet bum dribble might get in the way a little. You: That’s okay, though! You: It’s like God’s own drinking fountain! Stranger: You’re a sad, strange little man. You: Probably going to hell, too. Stranger: Yeah… You: Gonna say hi to Jalapeno Bootyhole when I get there, though! Stranger: LMAO. You: Gotta admire that man. He’d finger Satan himself in the bumhole to get somebody to like his game. Stranger: Will you marry me? You: Maybe. You: I’ll deny it if anyone asks. Stranger: Why?? You: And then slap you, start crying, and run to the nearest bar to get utterly and completely smashed. Stranger: HOW RUDE. You: Then I’ll come home, puke all over the couch, sleep in it, **** in my sleep, and wake up and blame you. Stranger: Never mind. I don’t want to marry you. You: Then start crying again, expose myself, and tell you I need your body right then and there. Stranger: TAKE A SHOWER FIRST, DAMN You: Oh. Yeah, okay. You: I could do that. You: ONLY IF YOU GAVE IT TO ME, THOUGH You: MARRY ME, TUBGIRL! Stranger: I’m not really tubgirl! I’m much sexier than her! You: Oh, seriously? You: Awesome. Stranger: Srsly. You: I mean, it’s tough to get hotter than that. Stranger: I know. You: So…I gotta be honest here. You: Pics or it ain’t true. Stranger: I don’t let strangers look at me naked! Stranger: I’m only 12! You: Sweet. You: Do you look kinda like this? You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c4/Herm.jpg You: I like ‘em sort of floppy. Stranger: Sorry, no, I don’t. You: Oh, bummer. You: Well, you are 12, so you’re still hotter than Tubgirl. You: Are you at least able to projectile **** into your own mouth? Stranger: I’ve never tried. Should I? You: YES. You: And then send pics. Stranger: Ok, will do. You: AWESOME. You: Make sure to forward them to Evil Trout. You: He loves that sort of thing. Stranger: You should add me on msn. You: I have no msn, unfortunately. You: I forgot my aim a while back. I use my plethora of gmail accounts to chat these days. Stranger: Hmm. Well, do you have a website to spread an email around on?? You: http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/The Ferv You: That’s the one. You: I like it when people **** up my stall. You: Alternately, what kind of email? Stranger: An email of someone I dislike! I want a bunch of people to spam him and add him! You: Mmmmmm You: Well, Anonymous is not your personal army. You: But I may be able to help you. You: What’s the email? Stranger: babooshka_yaya@live.com You: Right on, right on. You: Only a live account? Stranger: What? You: That’s an MSN Live account. Stranger: yes, and? You: Free, easily created, easily ditched. You: No Gmail or anything? Stranger: No. You: Ah, right on. You: Well, I’ll spread the word then. Stranger: Yay! I love you. You: awesome. You: Will you **** in my mouth? You: I love projectile diarrhea. Stranger: If that’s what you want! You: NICE Stranger: Well, it’s been fun. But I’m bored with you now. Stranger: Soooooo. Bye. You: **** YOU fine upstanding member of society fabulous person male reproductive organBISHOP bumMONGLER male reproductive organSUCKER You: Okay bye. You: Log in to see images! Stranger: lmao. Stranger: I love you. You: Awww You: So warm and fuzzy Stranger: I CANT LEAVE You: Like my male reproductive organ in a steaming pile of giraffe droppings, fresh from the morning dew. Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH You: DOES THAT MEAN YOU’LL HAVE HOT POOP SEX WITH ME NOW Stranger: YES You: AWESOME I LOVE IT WHEN YOU **** ON MY male reproductive organ AND THEN PUKE ALL OVER IT AND THEN LICK IT ALL OFF. You: Only if you share though! You: I hate people who don’t share. You: That stuff is tasty. Stranger: But of course! You: Awesome. You: We’re on, then. You: ...Except wait. You: You’re okay licking the **** out of my tangled greasy bumhair and then puking it all over my chest, right? You: I mean, that’s an important one. You: Learned that from MC Banhammer – the man himself. Stranger: Yes. Very ok with it. You: That is SO INDESCRIBABLY HOT You: Almost as hot as Fran’s fat rolls. Stranger: alliteration You: But you’re 12 years old, so I can excuse you not having fat rolls. You: And precocious! Stranger: =D You: What a darling child OMG WANNA SHOVE MY male reproductive organ UP YOUR bum UNTIL IT TEARS THROUGH YOUR INTESTINES COATING ITSELF WITH **** AND MUCUS AND THEN BURSTS UP YOUR THROAT MAKING YOU VOMIT IT OUT YOUR MOUTH. You: Mmmmmmmmm You: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “impaling yourself on my male reproductive organ”, doesn’t it? Stranger: YOU’RE MAKING ME SOOOOO HORNY You: THAT IS SO AWESOME You: OHGOD I JIZZED IN MY PANTS You: OH GOD THERES MORE You: AND MORE Stranger: I’m on a boat. You: AND JESUS TITTY****ING CHRIST IT JUST WONT STOP You: Awesome. I swim up from beneath the water and capsize it, plunging you underwater! Stranger: OH **** Stranger: IM ON A BOAT Stranger: IM ON A BOAT Stranger: EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME COS IM SAILING ON A BOAT You: NO Stranger: IM ON A BOAT Stranger: IM ON A BOAT You: YOU’RE IN SOVIET RUSSIA WHERE BOAT IS ON YOU Stranger: TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHER****ING BOAT Stranger: YOU CANT STOP ME **** COS IM ON A BOAT Stranger: I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS, AND MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES You: IS IT MY male reproductive organBOAT Stranger: IM RIDING ON A DOLPHIN, DOIN FLIPS AND **** Stranger: I wish. You: Aw man. You: That’s okay BECAUSE DOLPHINS MAKE ME HOT You: DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE PREHENSILE male reproductive organES Stranger: Get the **** up. THIS BOAT IS REAL. You: AND ONE HAS SLIPPED INSIDE OF YOU You: THE BOAT IS A LIE! Stranger: I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE ON A BOAT, ITS A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD, POSEIDON LOOOOOK AT MEEEEE Stranger: BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY Stranger: I ****ED A MERMAID You: SUP DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE TO BOAT IN YOUR BOAT SO I PUT A DOLPHIN male reproductive organ IN YOUR BOOTYHOLE SO YOU COULD PROJECTILE male reproductive organVOMIT INTO YOUR OWN MOUTH. You: DID YOU **** THE TOP OR THE BOTTOM HALF You: ‘Cause Evil Trout wants to talk to you if you ****ed the bottom half. Stranger: So can you Bob like Dylan on my Peter like Criss til it’s Chubby like Checker, come on baby do the twist, it’s all in the wrist, like table tennis, so BEAT ME like Betty Crocker cake mix. You: Okay. You: I’m getting out my male reproductive organ! You: SURPRISE You: IT’S 4 FEET LONG You: AND PREHENSILE. You: I HAD SURGERY TO PUT MUSCLES IN JUST FOR THIS SORT OF OCCASION Stranger: WHOA that’s longer than I am tall! I forgot to tell you I’m a midget. You: I am so okay with that. You: So can I start the beating now? That’ll make it that much better when I impale you and leave you out in the countryside to starve. Stranger: Yes, please. You: Did I mention I had Starfish genes put in too so I can regenerate it? You: It falls off every once in a while, had to make sure You: LET THE BEATING COMMENCE Stranger: lmao. You: I am whipping you with my male reproductive organ. You: It feels like a LONG HARD LENGTH OF WET KNOTTED ROPY ROPE You: With veins in it. Stranger: I just JIZZED IN MY PANTS. Uh…... I mean…...... creamed my panties…... You: That are alive. And throbbing. You: Wait. You: OH SHI- You: AND THEN I TURN YOU OVER AND SEE YOUR ERECT male reproductive organ. You: ****. WHAT DO I DO NOW?! You: Quickly, I vomit all over your groin to hide the malformed lump that is your male reproductive organ. You: Then I set fire to the vomit! You: I am sure those are screams of pleasure I hear. Stranger: Oh, they are. You: Okay good, I was pretty sure, but it’s always nice to have confirmation. You: You comfy now? Pubes burning nicely? Pillows nice and soft? You: Can’t have you fidgeting while I’m ramming you in the bum. Stranger: JUST DO IT You: THEN I TAKE YOUR HIPS IN MY HANDS AND RAM MY ERECT, THROBBING, 4 FOOT LONG male reproductive organ INTO YOUR bum You: I DO NOT CARE THAT I FEEL FLESH RIP WHEN IT GOES IN, IT IS SO TIGHT IT’S TOTALLY WORTH IT IF YOU GET SOME RECTAL BLEEDING LATER You: We’ll say you were on your period. Log in to see images! You: AS IT GOES IN IT EXPERIENCES SOME RESISTANCE ENTERING YOUR INTESTINES Stranger: You remind me of someone I know. WHAT’S YOUR NAME??? You: BUT NOT MUCH! WE’LL STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT IN NO TIME. Log in to see images! You: Your mom? You: I killed her last night to make it easier to get to you. Log in to see images! I’m sorry! You: Your dad, too – and your favorite uncle. After that threesome, I simply couldn’t allow them to live. You: I’m so sorry. Have I ruined it for you? Is it completely ruined? Stranger: Wow. I really don’t like you now. Stranger: My mom really is dead, you bumhole. You: Oh man. I KNEW SOMETHING FELT WEIRD ABOUT LAST NIGHT’S VIC— I mean. You: Um., You: I thought she was just chilly! Stranger: **** you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
04/03/2009 |
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COMMIE HOMO-LOVING SONS OF GUNSPeregrine Posted:
This. (view post) |
04/03/2009 |
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HOLY **** EPIC ****ING TROLLING A++ MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Successful troll is successful. (view post) |
04/03/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hey, how’s it going? Stranger: not bad Stranger: ssup wid u You: My throbbing male reproductive organ. Stranger: shove that up ur bum You: Mmmm I’d rather shove it up yours baby. You: Nice and hard. Stranger: ur funny Stranger: lol You: Like generichaxor’s contests, all wet and gooshy. Stranger: hahaha Stranger: ur a bot Stranger: a porn bot You: Just call me bingebot, baby. Stranger: ok.. a lame bot You: I’ll show you how lame I can be – when you’re moaning in pleasure as my male reproductive organ slides up your intestines into your throat, all coated with **** and mucus. You: God that’s hot. Stranger: hahahaha.. Stranger: **** u..and have a nice day Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Why’d he leave? We were just getting started…I still had the hot pokers and the pineapple waiting for him. Log in to see images!
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI You: HI THAR Stranger: LOLZ You: YOURE DOIN IT WRONG You: LULZ You: ... You: fine upstanding member of society Stranger: omfg Stranger: SHUT UP Stranger: me no fine upstanding member of society You: YOU SHUT UP You: ...fabulous personHUMPING male reproductive organBISHOP Stranger: Blaaaa You: STOP SUCKING ON ET’S male reproductive organ FOR TWO SECONDS AND ****ING LISTEN YOU fine upstanding member of society Stranger: LosA You: GODDAMMIT You: OR IS IT TOO HARD WITH THAT FLACCID TRASH SHOVED HALFWAY DOWN YOUR THROAT Stranger: STOP SWEARING OR YOUR MOMMA WILL HEAR IT You: WHAT. You: I SKULL****ED MY MOMMA TO DEATH LAST NIGHT, **** Stranger: wow that’s impressive…. You: JUST LIKE IMMA DO TO YOUR CUTE WIDDLE PUPPY TONIGHT You: OH YEAH You: AND SHE WAS 400 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT TOO Stranger: dont have a puppy Stranger: to bad You: YOU WILL WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU You: A **** PUPPY Stranger: i can **** my own name You: FROM ALL THE **** MY male reproductive organ WILL ACgreat timesULATE POUNDING THROUGH YOUR INTESTINES You: AND THEN SHOVING OUT YOUR MOUTH You: male reproductive organVOMIT IS SEXY Stranger: nou en You: DONT YOU AGREE Stranger: ****TINGSEX IS 2 You: OH GOD YES You: LIKE 1PRIEST1NUN You: THAT WAS HOT Stranger: THAT WAS ****ING HOT You: YOUR MOM AND I WERE TOTALLY IN ON THAT ACTION LAST NIGHT You: EVEN THOUGH SHES DEAD You: THAT WAS OKAY, I LIKE EM COLD Stranger: NICE You: I KNOW You: HER BOOTYHOLE WAS FUKKEN HOT You: LIKE A FUKKEN DANCIN JALAPENO MAN Stranger: THATS BECAUSE YOU’RE A 14 YEAR OLD BOY WHO IS SECRETLY IS STAYING UP AFTER 1 AM You: THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER Stranger: CRY BABY You: NOBODY SUSPECTS THE 14 YEAR OLD BOYS. You: ****ES Stranger: TRUE Stranger: LIKE YOUR STYLE You: THEY ALL BLAME IT ON MAH DADDY You: THAT fabulous person TAKES ALL THE BLAME You: AND THEN TAKES MY male reproductive organ AT NIGHT You: EVEN THOUGH HES DEAD TOO You: ****. Stranger: OFCOURSE Stranger: HO You: THATS RIGHT. **** ALL SLEEPIN WITH MY MOMMA You: **** DONT GOT NO RIGHT TO MY MOMMA. THbum MY TERRITORRY You: THAT fabulous person fine upstanding member of society Stranger: TRUE, EVERYONE SLEEPS WITH YOUR MOMMA You: DAMN STRAIGHT. You: I CHOPPED HER UP INTO ENOUGH PIECES FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE A BITE You: SAVED THE BOOTYHOLE FOR ME THOUGH Stranger: THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE You: YEAH PRETTY SMART I KNOW You: THbum JUST HOW I ROLL DAWG Stranger: YOU LIKE WEED You: ONLY IF ITS CUT WITH LITTLE GIRL BLOOD TEARS AND woman's genitals JUICE Stranger: AND POO FROM YOUR DEAD GRANNY You: THAT ****S THE BEST MAN You: NICE AND AGED YO Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: u just lost the game! You: **** YOU BITHC;SDLAFHLERK CT POAJILAXY PCO8TYAE[OIADCN P54UY DONT ****ING TELL ME THINGS WHORE You: **** Stranger: ^^ You: fine upstanding member of society You: JEW You: fabulous person Stranger: ayeee You: .... You: Sorry You: It’s the steroids. Stranger: its okay You: Roid rage, y’know. Stranger: oh lucky i have none Stranger: lol You: Yeah. You: Pretty lucky, there. Stranger: :/ You: I get mine from this awesome dude. Stranger: ooh want some ^_^ You: He’s totally the ****. You: I can hook you up man Stranger: whats ur name? You: You can call me Shallow Esophagus. Stranger: wow Stranger: cool You: You should go to www.forumwarz.com Stranger: boy? You: Very much so. Stranger: age? You: Old enough to skull**** you until your eyes bleed, baby. Stranger: COOL! You: I KNOW RITE Stranger: did u know i have a new knife? You: YES Stranger: im like whoa this is fittt Stranger: i cut my trousers with it Stranger: its yellow and very sharp You: I WAS BUSY SHOVING IT UP YOUR bum LAST NIGHT IT WAS SO SEXY I JIZZED MYSELF OH **** SORRY STEROIDS You: Anyway. You: As I was saying. Stranger: haha You: Log in to www.forumwarz.com DONT TELL ANYONE THIS WEBSITE ITS A SEKRIT Stranger: whys? You: Its a sekrit. Stranger: why tho? You: I will give you further instructions from there, especially once you send something known as a “TUBMAIL” to the one known as “JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE”. You: This will make you ****TONS OF CASH BRO Stranger: oh, erm if its so secret why is it on google? You: Enough to FILL YOUR FUKKEN SWIMMING POOL WITH MY SWEET SWEET GYM CANDY You: AND GOOGLE IS THE ENEMY DONT TRUST THEM ITS ALL LIES Stranger: ah Stranger: take less drugs mate, theyre messing with ur minddddd You: Sentrillion is the place to go. You: Google will fuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you up. Stranger: like u r? You: DRUGS AWEO{eiTH;krblakjbfl;kGBLJhg;sdjfghk;BFLJHGB;KKKKKGJVADIO;UBGEV;KBPFGV You: AWSEOME You: GODDAMIT You: **** You: fine upstanding member of society You: HOS Stranger: nice You: GODDAMMIT woman's genitalsLICKING fine upstanding member of society ****ING fabulous person HUMPING male reproductive organSUCKING bumREAMING male reproductive organBISHOPAL;SDJFHA;KJHF;IUDB You: ]........ You: ... You: ..... You: Okay better now. Stranger: whoa Stranger: nice one You: Seriously though. Stranger: lol Stranger: ahahaha You: You should do my TOP SEKRIT MISSION Stranger: okay? You: AWESOME. You: I WILL SEE YOU THERE. Stranger: okis…. You have disconnected. (view post) |
04/03/2009 |
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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!Can we change our submission if we think we have a better one? If so, what’s the cutoff date? Also, p cool contest imo. (view post) |
04/03/2009 |
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Can't we just ban generichaxor from the Contest forum?Fran Posted:
Fixed that for you. (view post) |
04/03/2009 |
Most efficient items per clbum for rollover and combatI’d actually go for the Tonsil Regeneration for the surgery. With the tumorous kidney alone, there’s no way a level-capped troll is going to use up all of their dbaggery before they finish a forum, and every point of ego that you can afford to respec into offense helps.
edit: I should probably post my items/stats, actually: 2051 ego 610 dbaggery 149 offense 143 defense fetish: Tumorous Kidney glbumes: Versnatche Earbleeders doc file: Notorious B.I.G. (don’t have an INCIT yet, not sure if I’d use it if I did – +145 ego might actually be worth -1 offense, and defense buffs are more or less negligible at this point) music file: Pink Floyd pic file: Pictures of YOU (very slightly better than Soggiest Cracker, don’t have blood spatter art yet) program file: Useless Program special item: Complete Set of Dragonballs surgery: Tonsil Regen video: Step by Step Yoga (I’ve got ****.Milf, but I’ll take the -2 offense/defense in exchange for the +105 ego)
At this point, I’m pwning the level 35 forums with 2-3 shots/thread tops. Could probably afford to lose another 3-500 ego, but I’d like to run ESF a few more times to make sure. (view post) |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Whenever I say ‘FORUMWARZ’ people disconnect. Stranger: why You: I have no idea. You: I was going to ask you why. Stranger: o noez Stranger: fourmwars runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn You: ???? Stranger: im outta here you better hurry before it gets you You: Wait what? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Why did they run away, Evil Trout? Is this your fault? (view post) |
04/02/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FORUMWARZ Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
03/31/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNThey do hate us!
Stranger: hi You: Somebody just called me a b tard You: Wut does that mean? You: i liek poniez. Stranger: it means u lost the game You: teh gaem? You: wuts teh gaem? You: how does i winz it? Stranger: gtfo Stranger: ****in troll (view post) |
03/31/2009 |