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INCIT Suggestions

JThizz Posted:

Get rid of “I’ve received a new submission!” and the time stamp

That’s a good one! Perhaps instead of IncitBot rambling on and on, there could be a counter that shows how many submissions have been received. That may be more trouble to code than it’s really worth, though

Hai Guys, I Found The Pictures They Are Using For Incit

I just fell for the trap…

man… you’d think I’d stop doing **** like this…

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british

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Paying Members Speak Up

As long as the torture and ridicule stay in the Flamebate, all is fair in love and warz. The recent threads involving the posting of personal info in order to pwn a supposed pedo-zoo I don’t feel meet the spirit of the game. It’s supposed to be fun to be an bumhole, not cruel. Character attacks are fine, leave personal attacks out of it (no matter how well deserved they may seem)

ULTIMATE LIST OF PEOPLE WITH STUPID AVATARS

Balloon Posted:

Mines typical.

What does it say at the bottom of general romanov’s avatar, I can’t read it.

Hell Hath No Furry

Asian Chicks are HOT.

BLACKPECKER Posted:

Too bad all asian chicks have woman's genitals dentata.

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CONTEST: Sponsored by your friendly neighborhood Shortbus

It is pretty re-re-ish huh? Though I am increasingly saddened by TSB’s inability to find anything without expletives, racial slurs, or bigotry funny. You all do seem to belong together. You all have the same limited sense of comedic value.

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Sisters, what's going on?

Let me begin this letter with a few simple statements of fact. First fact: Sometimes, the most purblind prima donnas you’ll ever see are so inerudite, they merit special attention. Second fact: Nanafabulous personjesus favors a froward “Code of Conduct” that serves no purpose other than to needle and wheedle morally repugnant spongers into Nanafabulous personjesus’s coalition of frightful spoilsports and snappish paper-pushers. Third fact: Only by striving to tell Nanafabulous personjesus where he can stick it can I build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty. These three facts bear repeating over and over again. They are simple and self-evident but it is easy to forget them in the blizzard of lies and obfuscation coming from Nanafabulous personjesus and his backers these days. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone’s opinions, nor do I intend to demean Nanafabulous personjesus personally for his beliefs or worldviews. But I do think that I must take personal action and arraign Nanafabulous personjesus at the tribunal of public opinion.

I, for one, sincerely suspect that I’m not sure whether to clbumify Nanafabulous personjesus’s bromides under “paranoia” or “ignorance”. Deal with it. The objection may still be raised that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day. At first glance this sounds almost believable yet the following must be borne in mind: Nanafabulous personjesus may be reasonably cunning with words. However, he is completely quasi-illiterate with everything else.

What do you think the chances are that Nanafabulous personjesus will eventually stop turning clowns loose against us good citizens? I bumure you, the likelihood of that is slim to none. The reason is that Nanafabulous personjesus keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that at birth every living being is bumigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum. The purpose of this deception may be to bring about a wonderland of racism. Or maybe the purpose is to distract attention from more important issues. Oh what a tangled web Nanafabulous personjesus weaves when first he practices to deceive. This is a stark reality that no impartial analyst can choose to ignore. Although others may disagree with that claim, few would dispute that if he were to use more accessible language then a larger number of people would be able to understand what he’s saying. The downside for Nanafabulous personjesus, of course, is that a larger number of people would also understand that he is squarely in favor of antipluralism and its propensity to use terms of opprobrium such as “dangerous suborners of perjury” and “rummy, mendacious wonks” to castigate whomever he opposes. This is so typical of Nanafabulous personjesus: he condemns bigotry and injustice except when it benefits him personally. Before you read this letter, you might have thought that Nanafabulous personjesus should put blinkered thoughts in our children’s minds because “it’s the right thing to do”. Now you know that I have resisted taking legal action against him, as others have advised me to do.

CONTEST: Sponsored by your friendly neighborhood Shortbus

A number of incidents have taken place in the last several weeks which have troubled many members of our community. I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest. In such a brief letter as this, I certainly cannot refute all the slogans of the most destructive vulgarians you’ll ever see but perhaps I can brush away some of their most deliberate and flagrant scribblings. To simplify, I recently heard Team Shortbus tell a bunch of people that truculent meddlesome-types (especially the misinformed type) are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. I can’t adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don’t know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text.

The foregoing analysis is self-evident even if it is sometimes overlooked. Less evident are the specific ways in which we should invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry rather than by narrowing or abandoning it. Team Shortbus’s insinuations are a threat to the freedoms enjoyed by all free citizens of the world. And let me tell you, Team Shortbus has been offering neurotic clueless-types a lot of money to plague our minds. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Team Shortbus stubbornly refuses to own up to its mistakes serves only to convince me that an armed revolt against it is morally justified. However, I profess that it is not yet strategically justified.

It is not news that Team Shortbus advertises its strict morality solely to shift attention away from its many vices. What speaks volumes, though, is that if I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to shatter the adage that ghastly mafia dons aren’t ever muzzy-headed. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth’s population that when Team Shortbus is gone, all that will be left from its legacy of hate is the hate itself. I mean, think about it. The bottom line is that I have put this letter before you, without any gain to myself, because I care.