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	naughtey swarczenheimer ceas ur posting immediately ohoho u like hitlre n hate eth jews boy that is funney . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no wait its just stupdi and gay liek u hahaha (view post)	11/04/2007
	this forum is over 9000 uh o they r havin a lovers quarrle in my thred get a room (view post)	11/04/2007
	Sticky: ATTN People of the Jewish Faith naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: Schildkrote Posted: naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: This thread is a really sticky just liek i make ur mom arse teh jury is out ur a commie (view post)	11/04/2007
	Sticky: ATTN People of the Jewish Faith naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: This thread is a really sticky just liek i make ur mom (view post)	11/04/2007
	guys This guy Posted: \m/ wow thsi post was awesom NOT (view post)	11/04/2007
	DIET TIPS HERe (ONLY GOOD 1S) genericangstyposter Posted: Well, first of all, proper diet and exercise are absolutely key to lose weight. Then, of course, you can figure out how much you are losing and adjust your intake and amount of exercise accordingly. It helps if you join a sport or activity with other people, because it is easier to push yourself if you have other people around. And then what you’re going to want to do is sit on my male reproductive organ. tldr (view post)	11/04/2007
	okay- I'm back genericangstyposter Posted: So I’ve decided that I’d come clean. I wasn’t the same type of guy that was posting all of that stuff. Like, my grammar is a lot better. But I didn’t want to tell you all because I thought you wouldn’t accept me. But then, I realized that you were a bunch of douchebags. Then I realized that not ALL of you were douchebags. Just anybody that is an emo, or has a turtle avatar. So it is now my crusade, after my long absence, to rid this forum of people with turtle avatars. Why? They’re **ing fabulous persons!@ :-OD Log in to see images!** (view post)	11/03/2007
	UPDATED NOV 2: Role Playing Rules Sabre_Justice Posted: naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: Sabre_Justice Posted: Log in to see images! You **ing retard, you fail at quote. Log in to see images!** (view post)	11/03/2007
	Prankwarz naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: Schildkrote Posted: Sabre_Justice Posted: Phlegmatic Posted: The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank. So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment. That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him. About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE **’. I sit there smiling. Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out. liar normalyl i would just pots this but it needs ot be mentioned that asabre_justiec is a fabulous person so: Log in to see images!** I CELEBRATE HAUNAKAH (view post)	11/03/2007
	~~Post your hottest furry pics here~~ naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: Log in to see images! y is hitler going to eat that chidl (view post)	11/03/2007
	this forum is over 9000 naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: Schildkrote Posted: naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: Sabre_Justice Posted: naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: Sabre_Justice Posted: u got a **in commie dopehad avatar fabulous person Hey guess what, they are opening Auschwitz again. God ing luck jew. ill be drivin the truck lol ill run u over Yeah your a ing jewish terrorist. you, you caused 9/11 jew fabulous person i hope Lebanon blows up your country fabulous person. hey i saw u burnin an americna flag the other dya u must be a terrist ill alert homeladn security There is only one true american flag. Log in to see images!** im invoking my thidr amendment right for u to not post nemore (view post)	11/03/2007
	Prankwarz Sabre_Justice Posted: Phlegmatic Posted: The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank. So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment. That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him. About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE **’. I sit there smiling. Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out. liar normalyl i would just pots this but it needs ot be mentioned that asabre_justiec is a fabulous person so: Log in to see images!** (view post)	11/03/2007
	this forum is over 9000 naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: Sabre_Justice Posted: naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: Sabre_Justice Posted: u got a **in commie dopehad avatar fabulous person Hey guess what, they are opening Auschwitz again. God ing luck jew. ill be drivin the truck lol ill run u over Yeah your a ing jewish terrorist. ** you, you caused 9/11 jew fabulous person i hope Lebanon blows up your country fabulous person. hey i saw u burnin an americna flag the other dya u must be a terrist ill alert homeladn security (view post)	11/03/2007
	this forum is over 9000 Sabre_Justice Posted: u got a ****in commie dopehad avatar fabulous person saber_justiec stop fabulous personging up my thred by postign in it also stop fabulous personging up teh forum by beign here, go get b& (view post)	11/03/2007
	mai best friend is pregnat... Sabre_Justice Posted: Seriously… it’s getting aborted. Either way, you’re probably never going to see your friend again. i mean haha lulz saber_justiec are u posting again weve discussed thsi stop immediately (view post)	11/03/2007
	general suggestions thread! I may have missed it, but nobody seems to have suggested a “nerd” clbum yet. Basically, someone who comes in and acts like a know-it-all douchebag, not so much for trolling purposes but just because they’re a ****ing nerd. Skills could include Edit Wikipedia, to restore Ego points at the cost of Haughtiness or whatever the secondary stat would be, and Condescending Remark, which would restore Ego by however much damage you dealt to the forum. (view post)	11/03/2007
	this forum is over 9000 over 9000 fabulous persons all of u that is (view post)	11/03/2007
	You know this whole site sucks naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted: im ruining this forum by beign a fabulous person fixed (view post)	11/03/2007
	Prankwarz Phlegmatic Posted: The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank. So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment. That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him. About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling. Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out. u try and u tyr but u can nevre stop posting gay thinsg so stop tyring plz (view post)	11/03/2007
	You know this whole site sucks DaIronKing Posted: NAZI_YOUTH Posted: DaIronKing Posted: I mean reeally it sucks. whats even the whole point of this thing? are we just supposed to sit here and pretend that we’re all fabulous persons sitting at our computers and pwning people? this is the **ing worst idea for a website ever. You’re all dumbbumes Maybe your fabulous person bum didn’t realize you’re still in the website, complain after you GTFO Im just telling you bastards who probably your sisters that you’re dumbbumes. Im not here to be a part of your little fabulous person games. its okay for me to be here cause Im not dumb liek you Log in to see images!** (view post)	11/03/2007

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