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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.Bomp (view post) |
11/05/2008 |
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CLOSED: Easy Contest For 7BP (enough for EP2!)‘CAUSE I AIN’T GOT NOTHING TO LOSE (view post) |
10/27/2008 |
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BOOM! male reproductive organSHOT!“Jesus Christ, dude! You don’t shoot a guy in the male reproductive organ. What the hell is wrong with you?!” (view post) |
10/14/2008 |
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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.Pinacho Posted: |
10/12/2008 |
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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.Let me be the n+1[sub]th[/sub] to ask for moar. Also, this horrid piece of fan fiction, along with the commentary -of course- should become a book. Both for amusement and as a cautionary example to horny 13-year-old girls who just learned to use the internets. (view post) |
09/01/2008 |
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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.I propose a game through the eyes of a Marty Stu that is also aware that he is fictional, while acting disgruntled because of it. As he is dragged into this overly unrealistic story, he acts in a “dear God, another description of me that’s three paragraphs long?” kind of way -see Woodland Critter Christmas (South Park ep.). It’s funny ‘cause it’s breaking the fourth wall, and if the unseen narrator spoke in the author’s writing “style”, you have the three ideas combined. But I don’t want to suggest too much. (view post) |
06/18/2008 |
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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.A “My Immortal” text adventure would be too hard. You’d have to enter misspelled commands and, since there are a lot of ways to misspell, most of the time you’d attempt to simply find the correct (mis)spelling for the commands. Also, the correct spelling would change at random and the objects’ names would change. I can see it:
>i
u haev:
a rusty xxxrazorxxx a Good chralote ticjet some count Chokula ceral
>look
you’re hair are long and silk and raven. YOu look totally XXXgoffikXXX
>look AROUND
your In the midel of Howgarts Gryffindor dormitory. Outzide is rainign and snowing.
>cut wrists
im sory, Idon’t know this word
>cut wristz
soz, i dont kno thi word
>cut writss
sorry, I doNt know this wrod
>cUt xxxwristzxxx
your arm is bleeding red blood.
yuo know have teh redd blood
>examyne dromitory
You see a black bowl on youre desk
>take bwol
taked
>pour blood
yuo dont have thje blood!
>pour blod
where do you want to poor it on?
>bowl
doen
>put cereal into bowl
you have a bowl with blood and ceral
>eat cereal
your fangs do teh tricjk and youre not bloodhungry anymore
>drink blood
Your xxxfangzxxx are red now.
u suddenly see a prep cming toward u
>flip off
hew do u want to flip off?
>prep
You flip da prepp of. he looks anrgy
here comes draco
>****ING LET ME OUT OH DEAR GOD
i’m sorrty i don;t know thart word
>THIS IS NOT HAPPENING (view post) |
06/18/2008 |
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****ing bizarre sexual fetishesPyrophilia; getting the hots from fire.
Aquaphilia; getting wet by being in a water-related environment or water itself.
Clinophilia; getting aroused by beds. Wow.
Sthenolagneia; attraction to big, strong, muscular… whew.
Klysmaphilia; attraction to enemas. Not dildos, enemas. Good thing that both are sold without a prescription. (view post) |
06/09/2008 |
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Words that make no sense therefore not being words.O HAI, YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOT YOUR VERB, LET ME GET IT FOR YOU (view post) |
06/03/2008 |
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Last post wins 3 BPwat (view post) |
06/03/2008 |
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Occam's Razor™Log in to see images!
The educated emo uses Occam’s Razor™. (view post) |
05/30/2008 |
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Gentlemen.Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/29/2008 |
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05/29/2008 |
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ITT: What did you learn today?I learned that the Cayley-male reproductive organinson construction does not produce exceptional algebraic structures after the fourth step. (view post) |
05/20/2008 |
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Where are you from?Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/20/2008 |
ITT: Mom!?!?MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (view post) |
05/14/2008 | |