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naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted:

Sabre_Justice Posted:

naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted:

Sabre_Justice Posted:

u got a ****in commie dopehad avatar fabulous person

Hey guess what, they are opening Auschwitz again. God ****ing luck jew.

ill be drivin the truck lol

ill run u over

Yeah your a ****ing jewish terrorist. **** you, you caused 9/11 jew fabulous person

i hope Lebanon blows up your country fabulous person.

wells crash planes into ur house lol

Prankwarz

Phlegmatic Posted:

The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.

So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.

That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.

About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.

Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.

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general suggestions thread!

Schildkrote Posted:

I may have missed it, but nobody seems to have suggested a “nerd” clbum yet. Basically, someone who comes in and acts like a know-it-all douchebag, not so much for trolling purposes but just because they’re a ****ing nerd.

Skills could include Edit Wikipedia, to restore Ego points at the cost of Haughtiness or whatever the secondary stat would be, and Condescending Remark, which would restore Ego by however much damage you dealt to the forum.

Hm… I dunno about being an entire clbum. Maybe a sub-clbum or moveset.

Those kind of nerds tend to be on the other end of our ire more often than not.

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u got a ****in commie dopehad avatar fabulous person

is it furry if it is pumpkins

...oh dear mother of God…

...i mean fuk you lolz

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and your the biggest one

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Kelp Plankton Posted:

Sabre_Justice Posted:

Is that the easiest way? Because I don’t know what my dad will think about me getting a credit card.

Mind you, it’ll come in handy for getting stuff off the ‘net, like import games (we get totally shafted on prices down here).

Don’t get an actual credit card. Get one of those “credit gift cards” that you can just load $20 or whatever onto. It functions basically as a giftcard to anywhere.

Hm, I’ll have to ask my bank about those.

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