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Dakota Fanning Appreciation Threadbump (view post) |
06/11/2008 | |
Dakota Fanning Appreciation Threadmale reproductive organ Liquor Posted: |
06/09/2008 | |
ThreadSpatzmale reproductive organ Liquor Posted: Faux News, even worseLog in to see images! (view post) |
06/08/2008 | |
chillaxation threadFor chillaxing purposes I heartily recommend Aphex Twin’s “Selected Ambient Works II”. Very quiet, minimalist music. Also check out Boards of Canada. (view post) |
06/08/2008 | |
Dakota Fanning Appreciation ThreadVeer Posted:
I’ll join whenever L2 deletes it, I give it a couple of daysLog in to see images! (view post) |
06/08/2008 | |
Dakota Fanning Appreciation ThreadCAPTAIN SODA Posted: |
06/07/2008 | |
Dakota Fanning Appreciation Thread13) She plays the piano as well! Is there anything she cannot do?Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/07/2008 | |
Faux Newscrayoncakes Posted:
All those are way more interesting than the **** on top right now. But I bet the runner-up for this week will take the next anyway. (view post) |
06/07/2008 | |
Vanilla scoops: USE THIS THREAD ONLY!I’m bumping this because discussion needs to be going. Right now I can do all the gambling, speeding and consecutive pwning in the world, but it doesn’t help me. I’m not competing with people who get free scoops for clicking a link at the correct time.
Alts are also way overpowered in this respect, meaning people can basically buy medals. Just the other day I had a test run for solo klan vanilla: very doable, and free scoops for non-participating alts. This is bull****. Nerf it. (view post) |
06/07/2008 | |
Dakota Fanning Appreciation Thread12) She’s so cute!Log in to see images!
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06/07/2008 | |
Dakota Fanning Appreciation ThreadbumpLog in to see images! (view post) |
06/06/2008 | |
Dakota Fanning Appreciation Thread11) L2 is also a big fanLog in to see images!
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06/06/2008 | |
GUITAR WARRIORSInvite meLog in to see images! (view post) |
06/06/2008 | |
Crotch Zombie IQ Quiz1) Which of the following is the longest string of sixes?
A) 666666666666666666666666666 B) 6666666666666666666666666
2) Johnny has 27 apples. Mike has 25. Who has more apples?
A) Johnny B) Mike
3)
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except- ” and he stopped. “Except what?” the man asked. “Nothing, nothing.” “C’mon, tell me! I need something!” “Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘voodoo male reproductive organ.’” “So what’s up with this voodoo male reproductive organ?” he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said “Big ****ing deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop! The old man replied, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo male reproductive organ, the door.” The voodoo male reproductive organ rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said “Voodoo male reproductive organ, get back in your box!” The voodoo male reproductive organ stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. “I’ll take it!” said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn’t for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say “Voodoo male reproductive organ, my woman's genitals.” He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo male reproductive organ. She got it out, and said “Voodoo male reproductive organ, my woman's genitals!” The voodoo male reproductive organ shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn’t been drinking, but that a voodoo male reproductive organ was stuck in her woman's genitals, and wouldn’t stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said “27>25!Log in to see images!”
Was the officer correct?
A) Yes B) No(view post) |
06/06/2008 | |
is the Shoop Da Woop meme racist?In b4 the banLog in to see images! (view post) |
06/05/2008 | |
27 cards on day 1?Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:
Let’s agree to disagree at this point, neither of us could use bannings, rightLog in to see images! (view post) |
06/05/2008 | |
27 cards on day 1?Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted: I don’t agree with your definition of “is”. I aint gonna stop playing just because you guys missed out on scoops, and got bumhurt over how unfair you think it is. its a competition, thus the most competitive players will win. Don’t talk down to me. If anyone doesn’t know what they are talking about here, it’s you. This is a game in development: it has a lot of bugs. Or would you deny even that? You improve the game by reporting bugs, NOT by taking advantage of them in an irreparable way. You’re no newbie: you should know better than this ****. And my god, yes. You card down or you get bumholed. By legitimately earned bumholes. You’re trying to spin this into simple newbie blatter complaining about how their lack of tactical insight got them reamed? Get out of here. You seem desperate. You know what you did was lame, and you’re now hoping you can get away with it, by silly ad hominems and condescendingly phrasing your posts. There’s just a simple fact you seem to have forgotten: this is a game people play for fun. Let that sink in and come back in a couple of days. It seems you are currently just being very afraid and defensive and not really communicating with anyone. Maybe take a breath, try to see the situation from a neutral perspective and you’ll realize that I have a pointLog in to see images! (view post) |
06/05/2008 | |
27 cards on day 1?littlefran Posted:
They could disqualify people who knowingly enjoy bugs before they could reasonably get fixed as wellLog in to see images!
Might make people think twice before pulling **** like that again.
In other news: breakthrough in basic arithmetic: 27 > 25.
Shoop Da Woop Posted:
PD is no domination newbie: he exploited a bug as fast as he could and made sure it was irreversible by bumholing the rest of the bracket. He knew it would be fixed as soon as reasonably possible. Again, disqualification seems like a reasonable option. (view post) |
06/05/2008 | |
I wanna meet that dad!I like this one as wellLog in to see images! (view post) |
06/05/2008 | |
Dakota Fanning Appreciation Thread10) She has an amputee fetishLog in to see images!
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06/05/2008 |