Richel Decos's Flamebate Posts

Strategy & Tactics

Camwhores should buy Pump it Up. It’s possibly the best ability in the game right now. With it, one can beat the KKK forums with only +Sexiness items and no healing consumables, and you won’t use much more sexiness that an emo kid would use tears.

I think I'm stuck. Spoilers.

You’re level 5; You should at least be able to beat the ricer forum easily, even without any consumables. I’m perplexed.

But yeah, there’s nothing in-between the plastic surgery forum and those two.

Comparing Clbumes (Huge Spoilers)

Oh, okay, sorry. My brother had only gotten life after death but hadn’t used it yet.

I don’t think emo kids are significantly more powerful than camwhores, then, since “Pump it Up” is much better healing while being a buff at the same time. Emo kids have two attacks which heal for 20 over 9 turns, while camwhores can heal for 30-35 at a time every three turns while buffing offense. This would appear to make camwhores stronger

BUT

Emo kids have a stronger starting package, so attacks in the same damage range do more for emo kids, and the low ego buffto attacks ends up resulting in much higher damage from attacks.

So, ultimately, I think the two clbumes are relatively balanced, especially compared to the troll. He can’t heal, he has one buff which is almost equivalent to the Camwhore’s buff of Pump it Up, but exchanging the big, juicy +30-35 Ego for a mere one more turn of +3 offense. His attacks are also the weakest in terms of damage, leaving him with no advantages over the other two clbumes except somewhat better equipment.

My conclusion, from playing or in-person seeing people play all three clbumes, is that the Troll ought to be buffed, preferably through adding new attacks, or through a new damage mechanism, i.e. the emo kid’s damage increases at low ego; give the troll something analogous to this, maybe something like a vampiric effect. This makes sense in-character as trolls do get a kick out of wrecking internet forums.

All said, I love this game (except the forum limit, but I understand where you’re coming from on that)! I appreciate your hard work and hope you keep it up.

Comparing Clbumes (Huge Spoilers)

Okay, I’ll post for camwhores. Also Level 5, so the comparison should be pretty valid.

Offense 4

Defense 3

Ego 100

Sexiness 42

Flirt

* Attack (6 – 10)

* Sexiness -1

* Refresh 1

Post Bra Shot

* Attack (10 – 15)

* Sexiness -2

* Refresh 1

Post Underwear Shot

* Attack (23 – 26)

* Sexiness -4

* Refresh 2

Pump Me Up

* For 3 turns:

o Offense +2

* Ego +(30 – 35)

* Sexiness -4

* Refresh 3

Think

* Ego +(10 – 15)

* Sexiness -2

* Refresh 2

The Troll gets a good boost to defense, but I don’t think his abilities are nearly as good.