tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/ProfeSsoRCHIldForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-05T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/20045WHY DONT YOU NERF THE WHOLE WORLD<p>possibly, we just don’t know for certain. it’s possible that in perfect play, white always wins. checkers we <em>know</em> ends in a draw during perfect play. every single game combination has been mapped out. there is <em>always</em> an answer that can save either side from defeat, leading to a draw… assuming you play perfectly from the start.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-05T01:00:31Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/20041Want Site Updates? Check out our Official Blog!<p>If anyone spoils Trapped in a Closet on the wiki, I will invoke nerd rage.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-04T22:32:18Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/20032Higher Level Mechanics (Ideas)<p>To make it more interesting, why not have various combos, in that a specific order of attacks will have some extra special effect… maybe extra damage, maybe buffing your defense/weakening their attack, manipulating your respect or the current balance of power… a really good one might be increasing your charisma for the forum, so that you get better rewards. Extra “flare” for the internet, so to speak.
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</p><p>The best combos would be cross class, making them difficult to get. All the combos would have risk/rewards… a combo might make use of one of the large refresh moves, for example, and you’d want to save it for the right moment. Another combo might hurt you but carry the damage over multiple threads… etc etc etc.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-04T18:26:14Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19929itt we are john titor<p>don’t diss Anno! he doesn’t deserve to have his genius slandered!</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T22:36:10Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19913New/Hybrid Classes?Trolls have the <span class="spoiler">shit forum</span>, don’t they?<br />ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T20:55:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19912Strange E-Peen<p>Is there any way to search for people based on what E-Peen they have? If not, there should be.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T20:54:49Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19910itt we are john titor<p>even if titor wasn’t a time traveler, and even if he’s a fictional character, why would that make him any less real? if we can talk about him, doesn’t that impose at least a modicum of reality on him? just like in evangelion, people exist in the minds of others. it’s so deep.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T20:48:51Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19909Forums we'd like to see in episode 2<p>The old ezBoard idea is awesome. How would you pwn spambots though? I’d guess you’d have to use scripts pretty much exclusively, since just whining or whatever isn’t going to work.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T20:45:18Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19908*sigh*<p>i’m not fucking anyone. that’s the problem.
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</p><p>i mean that in more than one way. i’m a nobody, and i don’t have a girl. i’m not gay or even bi though. i don’t mind those that are. just i’m not. except that while i can define myself as what i’m not, i can’t find who i -am-. i can’t even say i’m asexual, because i want sex. i’m not sure if i’m straight. i just know i’m not not straight. i just don’t have any.
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</p><p>sarah…
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</p><p>why must you torment me so?
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</p><p>if i got hit by the schoolbus, maybe she’d notice me.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T20:43:30Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19906WHY DONT YOU NERF THE WHOLE WORLD<p>eh, checkers is weak anyway. it’s been mathematically solved. if both sides play perfectly, it ends in a draw.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T20:39:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19905Higher Level Mechanics (Ideas)<p>More ideas, building off of other’s suggestions that have come before.
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</p><p>This isn’t my idea. I just want to put it down here for reference, because I think it’s a great idea and leads into some other concepts. Basically, certain types of attacks take longer to type up than others, and allow forums to attack you more or less often. Forums likewise have “forum size” wherin larger forums have more members to flame you, simulating faster posting speed.
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</p><p>CJLJ’s pet idea is darn good, but I don’t think it goes far enough. Yeah, give Camwhores (and derivatives) a White Knight to take hits… maybe even give trolls sockpuppets for a similar role. But these would be abilities that give you free pets, not the only means of getting a pet. More generally, anyone should be able to manipulate others into behavior likely to cause a forum to fail, creating a pet out of the forum population. Put a limit on the number of pets… maybe make it tied to charisma, or part of an ability. An entire class might be based around them, much like a necromancer in Diablo II.
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</p><p>For resource management, in particular, to ensure that flezz is still constantly draining from players, you could manipulate them by sending gifts through the mail, much like you recieve gifts yourself…
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</p><p>Pet -management- should then be key, which is where speed comes into play. There would be abilities to shift blame, to draw attention to a person or idea, abilities to sacrifice one pet in exhange for another. Each pet should have a different skill set, making it important to utilize them wisely. One kind of poster might be very kind, and be able to buff your ego (or the ego of another pet). Another might be charismatic, pulling in respect. Another might just be able to post really fast (but weakly, like a Re-Re), useful because you can wait for the perfect moment, pull him up, sacrifice him to the croud, and swap in your own attacks on his coattails for a good combo (although risky, because it’d associate you with the idiot).
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</p><p>Each pet, other than class ability pets like a White Knight, which would be special, should be pretty weak… probably falling after only two attacks, or even one attack in certain situations… in order to keep you on your toes. The puppet master should still be vulnerable at times.
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</p><p>Speed and pets combined make for interesting strategy, because you can plan ahead and make certain that others always take the blame, or help absorb “area of effect” attacks a forum might make on your whole posse.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T20:34:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19863*sigh*<p>i’ve been considering a dashboard confessional album. nin is a little too angry for me.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T15:22:57Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19857cowboys are gay<p>there’s nothing wrong with that.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T14:58:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19856it says in the anime that she's 13 so it's ephebophilia not pedophilia<p>i hate myself when i watch those shows, but then i watch the next episode anyway, and i hate myself more.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T14:57:48Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19812*sigh*<p>if sarah at lunch would just even look at me, maybe i wouldn’t need to continue my hunger strike. actually, since my family is so poor, i’ve been saving up the money they give me for lunch. when i’m dead, i won’t need the money, and i won’t have needed the food anyway.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-03T00:57:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19695*sigh*<p>*sigh* offers of food over the internet just isn’t the same thing as have a real person by your side. i wish my parents understood this. why must they ground me? just because i skipped phys-ed for a week doesn’t mean i should get locked in my room like a torture victim. next thing i’ll be sent to camp xray, i just know it.
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</p><p>not that i have any friends to visit anyway. but if i wasn’t grounded, at least i could try to talk to someone. i’d probably just chicken out though. just like with the sleeping pills. i always throw them up at the last minute. i’ll probably get bulimia at this rate.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-01T23:54:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19683do not shit up this thred u fags it is the best thred ever<p>why would you shoot a poor defenseless pumpkin? what if someone loved that pumpkin, and did everything they could to make that pumpkin grow and be big and mighty, and then instead of being a meal or a beautiful decoration, you shot it. that pumpkin could have fed the homeless or been sent to africa to feed starving children.
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</p><p>i weep. i cry.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-01T23:35:10Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19682*sigh*<p>i’m lonely here.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-01T23:33:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19681all you klan fucks<p>its not like this does anything good for me. i’ll never be liked enough in my clan to be an officer anyway, and if i was, i’d probably just screw things up. i’m such a loser. i’m even still known as a newbie after several months on sa.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-01T23:31:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19619itt we are john titor<p>yeah but when he went back, he went back to visit family!</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-01T03:24:03Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19614itt we are john titor<p>to be fair guys, the future he described looked completely implausible at the time, and now it looks pretty similar to what he said. the difference is we didn’t have the added stress of y2k, which he said he changed for us, remember? 9/11 isn’t enough to cause civil war yet. maybe the war just got moved ahead more? i could see his predictions coming true soon, right?</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-12-01T02:32:03Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19158Time to end it?<p>i’ve decided to wait another day, just to spite you jerks. no one takes me seriously.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-11-29T02:23:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19153It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The Rebalancing<p>Bad poetry is doing more than it used to. Everything else is of course doing less. I do feel like I’m getting a lot more dodging now, although I’d prefer to see more effect per point of defense in damage reduction. I do notice a difference between low and high ego in my attack, which is good, which likely means that each point in attack is worth a fair bit. The worth of defense per point just seems lower. Did you do the math, with chance of missing + ego deflected, to see the average ego each point of defense saves?</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-11-29T01:30:18Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19115It's Live Tonight - Forumwarz: The Rebalancing<p>With the decrease to the attack buff on low ego, will it still be a <em>noticeable</em> increase? No more doubling/tripling of damage, yeah, sure, but a couple extra points of damage may not be worth it…
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</p><p>Another thing that could be done to nerf emos would be to make the forum damage much more random, so that we might be tempted to risk going lower than we should.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-11-28T21:52:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19081Time to end it?<p>anyone with me? warm bathtub, down the road. who’s in?</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-11-28T13:19:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19017the pessimists aren't big enough<p>this thread is so like rain on your wedding day. i love that song, in as much as i’m capable of loving anything. which i’m not. because i was abused.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-11-27T21:21:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/19009Why?<p>i wish people like cyst wouldn’t toy with my feelings like that. i mean, i expect it from the misanthropes, but from u? it hurts so much. i knew i was right not to accept your friend request. you’d only stab me in the back later, like everyone else.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-11-27T19:29:54Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/18952FUCK TRAPPED IN THE CUPBOARD<p>It was so freaking hard to get all those points. I mean, figuring out what to do wasn’t that hard… there’s only so many objects in the game after all. It’s the bloody parser.
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</p><p>I suffered, you suffer. No walkthrough.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-11-27T10:09:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/18877Bob's Abortion Clinic...<p>you should try to get along. there’s enough pain in the world already. can’t you visualize peace?
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</p><p>the less people in the world the better though. i can sorta understand the op.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-11-26T21:35:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/18871Random Upkeep Complaint<p>i don’t know about u, but my piercings in game require repair almost every single forum i visit.</p>ProfeSsoRCHIld2007-11-26T21:09:56Z