Orb's Flamebate Posts

CLOSED: NEW CONTEST: Forumwarz Comics!

At first, I was like Log in to see images!

But then, I lol’d.

Attention! Klans are being teleported back in time!

That kinda sucks, since the forums were the only important bit.

But oh well. Clean start, flesh slate.

Suggestion: allied and enemy klans

I’d like this. It would give us a more concrete way to quantify edrama.

70CS is back, and we're not just about Incit...

Lord Shplane Posted:

So you mean the entire place? Log in to see images!

Perhaps, sir! Perhaps!

Biff Weasley Posted:

Orb Posted:

...we’ve expanded our goals to include stalking gigerth!

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How is gigerth, anyway? I haven’t heard from him in, like, a month.

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So... who is BiZarro Tom?

I don’t understand. We donate money to Forumwarz… surely Crotch Zombie will restore our klan forum. Log in to see images! (view post)

tsb was hackedx

Aw dangit, my klan too. And it just happened after I posted. That’s really not cool. Log in to see images! (view post)

Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)

HEYGUSY Posted:

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying ‘Hello.’ I politely said, ‘This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?’ Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear ‘Get the right ****ing number!’ and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled ‘You’re an bum!’ and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word ‘bum’ next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, ‘You’re an bum!’ It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic bum calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, ‘Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?’ He yelled ‘NO!’ and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, ‘That’s because you’re an bum!’ and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a ‘For Sale ’ sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first bum (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I’d better call the BMW bum, too. I said, ‘Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?’ He said, ‘Yes, it is..’ I asked, ‘Can you tell me where I can see it?’ He said, ‘Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax . It’s a yellow rambler, and the car’s parked right out in front.’ I asked, ‘What’s your name?’ He said, ‘My name is Don Hansen.’ I asked, ‘When’s a good time to catch you, Don?’ He said, ‘I’m home every evening after five.’ I said, ‘Listen, Don, can I tell you something?’ He said, ‘Yes?’ I said, ‘Don, you’re an bum!’ Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two bumes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called bum #1. He said, ‘Hello.’ I said, ‘You’re an bum!’ (But I didn’t hang up.) He asked, ‘Are you still there?’ I said, ‘Yeah.’ He screamed, ‘Stop calling me!’ I said, ‘Make me.’ He asked, ‘Who are you?’ I said, ‘My name is Don Hansen.’ He said, ‘Yeah? Where do you live?’

I said, ‘bum, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front.’ He said, ‘I’m coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.’ I said, ‘Yeah, like I’m really scared, bum,’ and hung up.

Then I called bum No. 2. He said, ‘Hello?’ I said, ‘Hello, bum.’ He yelled, ‘If I ever find out who you are…’ I said, ‘You’ll what?’ He exclaimed, ‘I’ll kick your bum,’ I answered, ‘Well, bum, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now.’

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fair fax , and that my gay lover was on his way over to kill me. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax I got there just in time to watch two bumes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

That’s more of a Xanatos Gambit than a joke.

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TranceBunni Posted:

Dobby the House Elf Posted:

I’m an Orb alt too.

KLAN **** YOU IS CURRENTLY KICKING PEOPLE FROM THE KLAN.

crayoncakes Posted:

now I don’t know who to believe Log in to see images!

Believe me, cheesecake is one of my favorites. Or if not me-

BELIEVE WIKIPEDIA!

Cheesecake is a large family of sweet, cheese-based pies. Cheesecakes are generally made with soft, fresh cheeses. Other ingredients such as sugar, eggs, flour, and cream are often mixed in as well. Typically, the filling covers a crust, which may be pastry, cookie, or digestive biscuit.

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KLAN **** YOU IS CURRENTLY KICKING PEOPLE FROM THE KLAN.

crayoncakes Posted:

oh god this is tearing me apart my graph may possibly be inaccurate Log in to see images!

Cheesecake is a kind of pie.

Now finish your comic I want to read it please.

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