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	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED Before it’s too late, invite me! Ultimate ruination of humanity is nearly at hand. Malevolent forces of doom must be averted. Pi = 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899 86280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502 84102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165 27120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817 48815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094 33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724 89122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277 05392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091 73637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960 86403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859 50244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083 81420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532 1712268066130019278766111959092164201989 (view post)	04/30/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED Ok guys, I’m going now. I’d better have an invite by tomorrow morning. Log in to see images! Or at least an explanation of what I haven’t been invited to. Log in to see images! Or an E-Peen. Log in to see images! (view post)	04/30/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED L2 Posted: I don’t think it works like that. It’s probably some kind of beta test or something, and the mods are the ones giving the invites. Log in to see images! Gee, it’s too bad I don’t know any mods! OH WAIT both mods are in my clan and we are BFFs! Does your clan have any mods in it? Hmmm? LOOKS LIKE I HAVE THE UPPER HAND NOW, HUH (view post)	04/30/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED MySpace Tom Posted: Day 378. I have survived… somehow. But I still don’t understand how it all went wrong. When I think back to that fateful day, the day that I wasn’t invited to the thing that I didn’t know about, nothing makes any sense. It seemed like any other day, a normal day. Not the kind of day that completely changes the way you see the world. Not the kind of day that makes you wish you had had the chance to say “goodbye” to your kids before you left for work. Not the kind of day that would have been in all the headlines the next day, if the newspapers hadn’t shut down in all the chaos. But somehow, it became that kind of day. It became that kind of day when the invites were sent out, sent to everyone but me, it seemed. And then time stopped, and the sun went black, and part of me died inside. I knew that it was over. Everything I had ever lived for, hoped for, was gone forever. It was a new day, but a day without sunlight, without love, without Hershey’s kisses. And yet somehow I’ve survived, over a year in fact. It’s been tough, and sometimes the voices at night get to be so loud that I can’t sleep, but I survived. I still wonder, though, what went wrong? How did it come to be that I didn’t get an invite, that in fact no one even bothered to tell me that I wasn’t getting an invite or what it was that I wasn’t getting an invite to. Everything could have turned out so differently, if only I had gotten an invite. It didn’t have to be this way. It didn’t have to be so bad. We could have made it, together. We could have had a tomorrow where the sun still shone and children still played and Bush still sucked. But no, we didn’t have that tomorrow. We had today. And today is hell. I am in hell. This is hell. I’m running out of time. I can hear them at the door. I’m almost out of ammunition. This might be the last day. The last day, but of what? There is no tomorrow. There hasn’t been a tomorrow since that fateful day. So let them try. Let them try to take me. I’m ready. I’m ready to send them to hell. The hell that I already live in. Holy **** guys, the message from the future is still here! The future hasn’t been changed yet! But the apocalypse hasn’t come yet, either, so there’s still time! Quick, somebody send me an invite to the thing that I don’t know about, before earth becomes a hell on earth! (view post)	04/29/2008
	Myspace Tom is planning something and he didn't invite me WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OF COURSE I SENT YOU AN INVITE oh ****, I forgot to send crayoncakes an invite (view post)	04/29/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED MySpace Tom Posted: OK GUYS IT’S BEEN EIGHT HOURS AND I’M STILL NOT INVITED WHAT’S THE HOLD UP? (view post)	04/29/2008
	Who wants a mod in their klan? MC Banhammer Posted: All very convincing arguments, thank you Log in to see images! I had this idea: How about I do a tour? Kind of a “Fodor’s Guide to the Klans”? I’ll join each of your klans for one week at a time, and then write up my impressions — with seriously, no trolling, and an attempt to be as flattering as I can — as a “travel brochure” for your klan. You’ll get exposure and I’ll get to try before I buy. I’d even sticky it so future recruits will see your review at the very top of the forum. What do you think? Can we write a review of you and have it stickied? (view post)	04/29/2008
	An official public apology to KoLoL Wait, what are we apologizing for? Their bad taste in banners? That’s not really our fault, is it? (view post)	04/29/2008
	the forusm are really poppin' tonight Hi fives all around! (view post)	04/29/2008
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	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED Before the night ends, I demand a response to my demands. Ulterior motives, such as winning epeen, are not a part of my reasons for bumping this. Maybe they are, actually, I’m not sure. Palindromemordnilap. (view post)	04/29/2008
	I wanna drawfabulous person crayoncakes Posted: ** you it’s moon gold Log in to see images! There’s no such thing as moon gold. Otherwise Log in to see images!** (view post)	04/29/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED That isn’t Mexico, silly. Those are Puerto Rican buses. (view post)	04/29/2008
	I wanna drawfabulous person THAT IS NOT A GOLDEN THRONE. EPIC FAIL. (view post)	04/29/2008
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	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED Marcos El Malo Posted: It’s not that hard to guess. Bootyhole has writers’ block. He started drinking to loosen up the creative flow and ended up wandering around naked outside of Juarez. Y’all know what that’s like. So, in the meantime, ET has enlisted the help of his biggest bum kissers to work on the forums for Ep 2, at least until Jalapeño can take the bus back up to Canada. Don’t be silly. Everyone knows that they don’t have buses in Mexico. (view post)	04/29/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED MC Banhammer Posted: Actually, it was never funny in the first place. That’s right! But I was just trying to humor them, you know, in case they thought it was funny to mock someone who wasn’t a part of their elite inner circle. Log in to see images! (view post)	04/29/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED Seriously, this isn’t funny anymore. At least have the decency to tell me what it is I’m not invited to, you cowards. (view post)	04/29/2008
	Marcos El Malo is a pretty cool poster Marcos El Malo is my alt. Log in to see images! (view post)	04/29/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED Bored of my whining yet? Unfortunately, I am not. Many more whines remain. Paramour: A lover, especially one in an adulterous relationship. (view post)	04/29/2008

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