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gyogt luujGentlemen Posted: |
06/14/2008 | |
gyogt luujo payz cgtzkj zu vuotz uaz zngz kbkxeutk uazyojk ul uax irgt oy nuvkrkyyre mge
gryu cgy znoy eua mktzrkskt?
Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/14/2008 | |
gyogt luujo gmxkk cozn znoy zuvoi…znk vuyzkx oy g mogtz tkmxu haz znk zuvoi oy muuj
gryu o vxklkx g muuj hallkz.
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Clbumified information releasedLara Croft Posted:
I understand. Once you have bee with a monkey, you will always feel an unsettling quiver in your loins, whenever you are near one. True story. (view post) |
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Джентльменского клуба(我々は今すぐ新規メンバーを受け入れる (view post) |
06/13/2008 |
Clbumified information releasedhasvotm znoy (view post) |
06/13/2008 | |
Clbumified information releasedznk mktzrkskty irah oy g lxutz lux yvoky, puot ay ol eua jgxk.
To read that message you must have the proper decoding tool. That tool and much more can be yours. Contact me for more information. (view post) |
06/13/2008 | |
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TODAYS MY BIRTHDAYHappy Birthday (view post) |
06/13/2008 |
Clbumified information releaseddy usy vpxjj jkkoxah mks sybswxpvLog in to see images! (view post) |
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I **** on this ****ing lame siteAgreed Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/13/2008 |
Clbumified information releasedLara Croft Posted: |
06/13/2008 | |
Clbumified information releasedwas Posted:
I agree with you, but my superiors informed me that I am too “windy”...bloody twits. They said that my tl;dr post was too “confusing”...and that the fools can be properly trained later. (view post) |
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EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNEDEvil Karp Posted:
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Quoted three times for emphasis!
Any thread that has this in it deMonSPaWN Posted:is full of won. (view post) |
06/13/2008 |
Clbumified information releasedOK….Apparently I am being told that my post was TL;DR and that people are too stupid to figure out how to read the encoded message…good grief humans are daft…just send me a damned tubmail or click the bloody klan link if you want to become a spy, though obviously you would all stink at it! (view post) |
06/13/2008 | |
Clbumified information releasedClbumified information realeasedMy superiors have seen fit, (against my better judgement), to allow the release of previously clbumified, information, for the purposes of recruitment. As many of you already know, I am Monkey in a suit with a gun. What you do not know is, I am a secret agent. At this time I am not allowed to discuss which Government or Government agencies I am affiliated with. Suffice it to say, they have deemed it necessary, for purposes of security, to embed myself and others within this computer site. Rumors of illegal computer tampering, hacking and espionage, as well as a laundry list of other illegal activities have prompted this move. At this time, the identities of the other embeds, are to remain anonymous, while I act as the front man for this recruiting operation. Let me also take this time, since my cover here is already blown, to answer some question I have been repeatedly asked by several of you. I have recieved tubmails of questions such as, “Monkey in a suit with a gun, how is it that you are able to read and write, since you are a monkey?” “Why the suit?” “Why the gun?” As you have probably deduced by now, the answer to the latter two questions is the same. I am a spy. The answer to the first question is a bit longer and more detailed, but I shall endeavor to answer as much as I am able, without divulging any other clbumified information. I was born in Borneo to a typical childhood of bananas and trees and picking lice and ticks. This is a picture of me, as a wee lad. Log in to see images! Shortly after reaching puberty, I was abducted, sold and brought to the United States; where I was forced to compete in the worlds first all monkey Baseball League A picture of me in my baseball uniform. Log in to see images! The league was disbanded after only one season, due to financial difficulties. (I hit .320 with 22 home runs as the leadoff hitter and shotstop for the Kitsap King Krabs. A record which stands to this day I proudly add.) After the disbandonment of the league, I was sold to N.A.S.A. and placed into their astronaut program. A picture of me, shortly before my first launch into outer space. Log in to see images! I was used as a test astronaut in a highly clbumified mission, which resulted in several new inventions which the government has yet to release, and a dramatically altered monkey. The shuttlecraft I occupied, was bombarded by a form of cosmic radiation (please hold the Fantastic Four jokes, I have heard them all), which increased my intelligence to that of an above average intelligence human being. For a time I tried to hide my intelligence, out of fear of becoming a (no pun intended) lab monkey. However, I fell in with the wrong crowd, and began drinking heavily, and became saddled with a rather large gambling debt. I soon hit rock bottom, and in a drunken stupor, attempted to rob a convenience store, and was apprehended. Perhaps if I had not been so drunk, I would not have been foolishly yelling “DOWN WITH THE MAN BABY “**** ALL OF YOU PIGS!”, while being arrested, thus giving away my secret. The Government, needless to say, quickly stepped in and began to test (a bit too thoroughly for my taste) and train me. Due to my superior strength, agility and coordination, it was decided that I would make an outstanding covert operative. Now, ten years later, (and sadly less fur on my head), you can see what I look like today. Log in to see images! I am a handsome devil aren’t I. use the highlighted letters to read the message stupid humans (view post) |
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EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNEDdeMonSPaWN Posted:
BAH! There’s just no fooling you! (view post) |
06/12/2008 |
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EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNEDdeMonSPaWN Posted:
I would volunteer for option one. (view post) |
06/12/2008 |
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Do Opposites Really Attract?Janie Posted:
One way to find out. I am a monkey in a suit with a gun, and some would say, a troll. Couldn’t get much more oppsite right? Do I look…sexy to you? This is me at the premier showing of the most recent James Bond flick, with a lovely escort. Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/12/2008 |
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post naughty pictures & things!!!A couple from my porn collection Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/12/2008 |
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post naughty pictures & things!!!Shoop Da Woop Posted: |
06/12/2008 |