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Hey, man. War, man. ****in war.I had a ****ing—like, the best ****in idea ever, man
I don’t even think I had anything to smoke first, man, so listen the **** up
okay, so, like, war, man. Y’ever think about war?
right. Now, if you can, like, ****in…****in handle war, that makes you one of the best, right?
I mean, war’s pretty heavy ****, man.
I got like, more to this ****, I just don’t wanna lay it all down at once, man
you guys get confused when I do that, man
man (view post) |
05/31/2008 |
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i'm fenk...i argue with myself for attentionhey, man, you’re like you’re creepin me out, man
fenk’s a good guy, man, you gotta like, you gotta /chill the **** out/, man, you’re killin my buzz
he’ll see the light, and it’ll be a good ****in day, and we’ll pwn some noobs, man
and it’ll be all like, he ain’t heavy, he’s my brother or some ****
....so everyone just ****in chill, okay? (view post) |
05/31/2008 |
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coasting through lifefenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
high enough i’m above that ****in noise and confusion man
you ever heard that song if not youshould go do it
that ****’s like 8 8 8 8 < The Chain - That **** -> 8 8 8 8 8 J(view post) |
05/31/2008 |
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coasting through life...hey, man, I had this
this ****in /thought/, man
so let’s say life is completely pointless
that sounds pretty awesome to me, man, have you ever, like, played a game, and been like
**** this ****, man, i wanna go run the OTHER way but it won’t let you?
this is like that except the game WILL let you
you get to define your own point, man, that’s kinda awesome (view post) |
05/31/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryI’m not sure when you actually let ‘em know you’ve ****ed ‘em over though, man
haven’t done those..those /calculations/, man, that’s hard ****
but until then you have a steady sup what is this
someone planted a tree made of woman's genitalss in this thread
a vagoo tree, if you will.
what is this vagoo tree (view post) |
05/31/2008 |
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hey, man, I thought I'd try this ****, manKerridwen_Kali Posted:
whoa man
I think you think I’m like
man it’s not about what they think, man, it’s about the /audience/, man, it’s about the cred
it’s about doing what’s /right/ for everyone in the douchebaggiest way possible, man
and that’s okay that you don’t understand that—we’re different, man. I like girls, that’s only half-true for you.
just trying to learn how other people roll, my friend. I wanna be the philosopher troll. (view post) |
05/31/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryman this isn’t about being nice, this is the fact you extract the maximum number of bat**** insane comments that are lul-worthy out of people if you don’t drive them off
you then take these bat**** insane comments and share with an audience.
it is like picking hilarity from a tree and then making some sort of ****ing fruit salad out of it.
....fruit salad
****, I’ve got the munchies now
**** all of you guys now I’m hungry (view post) |
05/31/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryit’s okay man
I don’t expect you to get all up in understanding this stuff man
it’s some trippy **** (view post) |
05/30/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryprecisely, that’s the brilliant part of this
you pick out the crazy bits for other people to see, sorta like being the steve irwin of crazy****s (view post) |
05/30/2008 |
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Teach me how to trollhey, man
you’re like
from the ****ing encyclopedia dramatica, man
you’re the very essence of whiny pack mentality, man (view post) |
05/29/2008 |
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hey, man, I thought I'd try this ****, manJanie Posted:
hey, I’m sure that’s true for you emo kids, man
but I gotta like
it’d be like you guys coming in and telling some dumb **** that she’s a male reproductive organsucking fabulous person
you don’t like, you don’t have that innate /douchebaggery/, man
so since I don’t really cry that much I gotta like, fake it somehow man
with like, drugs and **** (view post) |
05/29/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryhey man
it was a fulfilling discussion that satisfied my intellectual needs
don’t you be hatin (view post) |
05/29/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryawesome
glad we had this discussion (view post) |
05/29/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryyou know what sucks metaphorically, birdofprey
a black hole
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05/29/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryBirdofPrey Posted:
BirdofPrey Posted:
jpk(view post) |
05/29/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryDraconos Posted:
You’ve almost got it, man, but not quite
Don’t actually make fun of them to their faces, man
just spread the crazy around
it’s like picking the fruit off the apple tree instead of cutting it down, man (view post) |
05/29/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryhey, man, I don’t expect you to TWIG to this ****, man
I just want it to be here, man, written here so that when the revolution comes, i can like, get CREDIT, man
I’ll be there first, and it’ll be some ****ing zen
****ing zen, man (view post) |
05/28/2008 |
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The GREATER LULZ theoryalright, you ****hats
been thinking on this **** for a while now and I’ve come to a few conclusions
it was ****ing 5AM and I’m talking to this person and suddenly out of nowhere they start talking about adult diapers, like, what brands you buy if you’re someone’s diaper**** IRL and how to puncture the front of the diaper so that you can wear a second one and increase your absorbency
and i was gonna be, like, ‘holy **** you’re a fabulous person you ****ing fabulous persongyfabulous person mcfabulous personster’
but then it came to me, like an orgasm from godhimself
i was nice about it, and asked questions.
and what i got was this hilarious ****in—you guys have no ****ing clue, it was the most bafflingly indepth knowledge of diapers i ever ****an saw, man
so today I’m like wait a ****ing second
now, if you’ve ever had a garden, you have some sort of ****ing tree or something, and it’s like ‘holy ****, this tree makes apples if you water it’
so, yeah
so a bunch of ****headed furries and ****, right, we want them to make bigger and bigger fools out of themselves
you gotta /tend/ to them, man, make them feel good about themselves, and make them feel safe talking to you
you will hear things that will at first scare you, ****ing disgust you
but we’re trolls, man, that **** is our ammunition
that is the the **** which we fling at those we hate
you must tend the bat**** crazies, guys, it’s going to lead to ****ing MAXIMUM LULZ (view post) |
05/28/2008 |
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hey, man, I thought I'd try this ****, manwhoa man
this robot’s gone CRAZY man
guys can you see this (view post) |
05/28/2008 |
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hey, man, I thought I'd try this ****, manWhoooooooa man
He just ****an analyzed me man
if I got like, oedipal **** going on, like…whoa, man
this has been mindblowing, guys, thanks (view post) |
05/28/2008 |