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If A = Pickle and B = not a pickle.

Scully = ?

I am so bum hurt right now. Falconfour, will you console me?

I’m sorry for changing your avatar. Perhaps you would like one with more male reproductive organ? I hear its your favorite!

I am so bum hurt right now. Falconfour, will you console me?

AKK Posted:

**** Tesfan

**** TUBSWEETIE fsdasdsd v8 gui

**** Forumwarz

**** Crotch Zombie

and

**** YOU.

You use my personal site against me, then get all bumhurt when I use my site against you. It doesn’t ****ing work that way. You don’t just stroll around all male reproductive organ-sure saying “haha look it’s the smartest guy on these forums, what a fabulous person i envy his huge male reproductive organ, i hope he gets b&, look at his dumbbum website, ololol, what a fabulous person, let me blingee up his picture, isn’t it great, lolol”, and expect nothing to come of it.

You fabulous persons are so ****ing bumhurt about everything I do. I am better than you in every ****ing way and you jackbumes just love to find some way to **** me off. What shocks me the most is that TUBSWEETIE just went right along with the bumhurt and b& ME for not doing ANYTHING AT ALL other than redirecting MY SITE to Last Measure.

If that isn’t bumhurt, then what is. Congrats Tubsweetie, you win the AWARD for biggest bumhurt bastard on the planet. Not to mention actually SIDING with the circle-jerking “lets all hate on this guy” **** that runs rampant on this god-forsaken forum. The whole ****ing FORUM is full of grounds for b&, and you somehow think it’s alright to just b& me for no legitimate reason whatsoever?

p.s.: AND THIS IS MY ****ING AVATAR YOU IRRITATING ****S:

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STOP ****ING CHANGING IT. IT IS THERE FOR A REASON. WHAT THE **** IS THIS GAY-bum ****ING PICTURE OF SOME RANDOM JACKbum YOU KEEP PUTTING THERE?!

AKK I’m so sorry you’re bumhurt, perhaps you can find it in your heart to forgive us.

Please! You’re making the baby jesus cry!

Hey guys I picked up a handgun on the street what should I do with it?

Odalisque Posted:

is this your first trip to the internet?

I just doubted that anyone would be stupid enough to have a loaded gun in a demonstration of gun safety, let alone not have the safety on and fire said gun into their foot. Guess that shows me.

IF MY TIT POST VOTE THING GETS TO 200 I WILL POST MY VAG

C-C-C-Camel-toe!

IF MY TIT POST VOTE THING GETS TO 200 I WILL POST MY VAG

Veer Posted:

downvotd

you FAIL.

RE brownie points: Provide an alternative payment method to PayPal or lose my buisness... It's your choice...

Captain Trek Posted:

Really? Well, then why don’t you tell me how? Because when I go to buy them, it says “if you don’t have/want a Paypal account, you may still use Paypal to pay via credit card”, which is still using PayPal, regardless of how you slice it…

Look dude, he’s already said he’s looking into ****, but if you’re going to be an obnoxious brat about it, you may as well get bent. The attitude is the problem, and you obviously don’t want to fix that.

Complaining about it, providing no links yourself to back it up, talking in generalizations, then flaming anyone who responds in a NON RP forum, is going to get you bent over, raped, and possibly banned.

So perhaps one more, with a bit of feeling?

Saying “I’ll take my money elsewhere” is really not that big a threat, especially not from some no name like you.

RE brownie points: Provide an alternative payment method to PayPal or lose my buisness... It's your choice...

Maximum Douche Posted:

Wow and I thought trolling was banned in General Discussion…

Seriously, ultimatums like this, don’t win you anything but lulz as people laugh at you.

RE brownie points: Provide an alternative payment method to PayPal or lose my buisness... It's your choice...

Wow and I thought trolling was banned in General Discussion…

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