tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/Loneliest%20HeartForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Loneliest Heart2010-08-01T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/843261swine!<p>i heard that you were feeling ill
</p><p>fever
</p><p>sweats
</p><p>and a chill
</p><p><br />
</p><p>i hope that you were done no harm
</p><p>by that broken arm
</p><p><br />
</p><p>i also hope that i do not take too much flack
</p><p>if i was to wish you
</p><p>welcome back
</p><p><br />
</p><p>we should all dance a jig of joy
</p><p>to know that our boy
</p><p>returns home he will
</p><p>
</p><p>singed
</p><p>loneliest heart</p>Loneliest Heart2010-08-01T23:08:10Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/829848for swine<p>to swine
</p><p>to swine
</p><p>o lovely swine
</p><p><br />
</p><p>you are without a doubt
</p><p>one of the best posters
</p><p><br />
</p><p>you have a lot of clout
</p><p>you make the mosters
</p><p><br />
</p><p>of the bytes
</p><p>which you lay down
</p><p>in this town
</p><p>they’re pretty bright
</p><p><br />
</p><p>so let us drink some wine
</p><p>it will be subline
</p><p>nearly as much as this rhyne
</p><p><br />
</p><p>singed
</p><p>lh 2010
</p><p>
</p><p>edited because bbcode is an assfuck</p>Loneliest Heart2010-06-07T22:45:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/826023ITT: Describe JB using movie quotes<p>So you’re him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers. Nice outfit. I’m not sure about the face, though.</p>Loneliest Heart2010-05-24T15:43:11Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/778612valentines day<p>today is valentines day
</p><p>they are happy
</p><p>laughing
</p><p>getting cards
</p><p>flowers
</p><p>candies
</p><p>chocolates
</p><p><br />
</p><p>he is not
</p><p>he is
</p><p>sitting back
</p><p>watching
</p><p>alienated
</p><p>for reasons he cannot comprehend
</p><p><br />
</p><p>a drowning man
</p><p>no one cares to rescue
</p><p>no one notices
</p><p>or speaks or even cares
</p><p><br />
</p><p>yesterday was valentines day
</p><p>they share stories
</p><p>cards
</p><p><br />
</p><p>he has nothing to share
</p><p>and never will
</p>Loneliest Heart2010-02-14T14:51:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/778349[330 BP in Prizes!]Create An Artistic Rendition Of Your Genitalia -- Sponsored By pizza party[NSFW]<p>my tool
</p><p>a songpoim by
</p><p>loneliest heart
</p><p><br />
</p><p>my tool
</p><p>my tool
</p><p>makes the women drool
</p><p>and it makes the men shout
</p><p>when i whip it out
</p><p><br />
</p><p>my tool
</p><p>my tool
</p><p>i use it for a stool
</p><p>when i am bored
</p><p>because it is big as a board
</p><p><br />
</p><p>my tool
</p><p>my tool
</p><p>i played with it at school
</p><p>then the teachers got mad
</p><p>and smacked me in the had
</p><p><br />
</p><p>i would like to tell you more
</p><p>about my tool
</p><p>but i do not want you to implore
</p><p>me
</p><p>to stop because you are jealous
</p><p><br />
</p><p>yeah
</p>Loneliest Heart2010-02-13T22:16:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/7558492010 poims<p>something a bit more my usual speed
</p><p><br />
</p><p>it was the year two thousand nine
</p><p>little loneliest heart
</p><p>was trying to find a hobby
</p><p><br />
</p><p>one that would be fine
</p><p>and that he did not buy at kmart
</p><p>and did not involve a jobby
</p><p><br />
</p><p>this community he found
</p><p>did not cost him a pound
</p><p><br />
</p><p>which is good because he is broke and life sucks
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-12-31T20:28:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/7558482010 poims<p>i know you were all looking forward to a new emo-poim
</p><p>but i thought i would start with a lighter one
</p><p>
</p><p>to two zero ten say i
</p><p>oh hai
</p><p>a new year begins
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-12-31T20:24:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/739119a song for thanksgiving<p>gobble gobble gee
</p><p>gobble gobble giggle
</p><p>i wish turkey
</p><p>only cost a nickel
</p><p><br />
</p><p>this is not my song but i liked it anyway
</p><p>if you are lucky i might make my own poim
</p><p>edited cos i did not have a new line in</p>Loneliest Heart2009-11-26T18:27:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/738368Dish it out and I'll dish it back <3<p><blockquote><strong>Salith Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>Fixed?</blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>no i still have my balls
</p><p>unsure about you
</p><p>you have quite a bit of galls
</p><p>maybe you are full of glue
</p><p>you mock cos you can not deal with my rhyme
</p><p>but that is where
</p><p>i shyme
</p><p>it almost is not fair
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-11-24T22:38:54Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/738336Dish it out and I'll dish it back <3<p><blockquote><strong>Salith Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>You make no fucking sense you guttural-spewing cock-muncher.
</p><p>You should make sure you cut down the road and not across the street.</blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>do not correct me bitch
</p><p>i am the poet
</p><p>you are the glitch
</p><p>so you had better watch oet
</p><p>or you will wind up in a ditch
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-11-24T21:08:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/738331Dish it out and I'll dish it back <3<p>salith asked us to dishit
</p><p>what he really got was some di shit
</p><p>but that is okay
</p><p>we can throw him in the bay
</p><p>and then afterwards have dessert
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-11-24T20:57:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/737292My Fears<p>losing my writing abilities
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-11-22T11:13:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/734018a poim for celerysteve<p>since he did not like my fortunato poim
</p><p>i made one for him
</p><p>ahem
</p><p>
</p><p>celerysteve
</p><p>celerysteve
</p><p>really makes me
</p><p>want to heave
</p><p>this thought probably fills him with glee
</p><p>since he likes to inflict pain
</p><p>but from that little loneliest heart feels a gain
</p><p>so to celerysteve i say fiddledeedee
</p><p>i will not leave
</p><p>
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-11-14T23:29:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/732574a poim for fortunato<p>there once was a man named fortunato
</p><p>the hearts of the girls he did make flutter
</p><p>and rhymes he did churn out like butter
</p><p>he was in the apprentice program
</p><p>he wrote some stories that made everything flowgram
</p><p>a clever man and not at all staccato
</p><p>
</p><p>singed
</p><p>loneliest heart
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-11-11T21:17:00Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/731710a poem about revenge<p><blockquote><strong>xemoxcorex Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>i do not get you
</p><p>
</p><p>
</p><p>
</p><p>
</p><p>or the poem</blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>that is ok
</p><p>try reading it again in a few weeks
</p><p>then it might be easier
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-11-09T21:20:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/727080[NSFW] CoreyJess' Sexiest Halloween Costume Contest! 13BP In Prizes!<p><blockquote><strong>swine Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>The Dude, from Big Lebowski?</blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>the pumpkin-fucker
</p><p>from the pumpkin contest
</p><p>
</p><p>kudos to everybody who has entered though</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-31T17:20:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/727027Forumwarz: Celebrating two full years of love, learning and lulz.<p>a poem
</p><p>by
</p><p>loneliest heart
</p><p><br />
</p><p>In October of Seven and Two Thousand
</p><p>A little game called FWZ came to be
</p><p><br />
</p><p>It means so very very much to me
</p><p>Nomming FWZ is like nomming hausen
</p><p><br />
</p><p>On this fine day I would like to wish
</p><p>This little game a birthday
</p><p>It definitely isn’t kitsch
</p><p>So don’t put it in a Cage of Faraday!
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-31T15:54:14Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/722549fwz iss shit<p><blockquote><strong>ChilePepino Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>u guyss seem to bee forgetin this.</blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>that is not very emo
</p><p>more <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/58/5d37c49e-36a6-11de-874a-00221924d7d8.gif" width="22" height="25" alt="" /> leading into <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/17/1c559c8e-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" /> or <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/95/ac41a792-65a1-11de-94e2-001ec94d5d3f.gif" width="54" height="25" alt="" /> or <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/99/16ced4b0-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="18" height="18" alt="" /> please</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-22T20:35:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/721956o noez poim for jay bee disappeared<p>since jb removed his poast
</p><p>i am reposting here
</p><p>because it was awesome
</p><p>even though he tricked us
</p><p>
</p><p>i kept it in my journal
</p><p>written in ghost blood
</p><p>
</p><p>good bye to jb
</p><p><br />
</p><p>there once was a metrosexual man from toront-o
</p><p><br />
</p><p>all the ladies to lol
</p><p>was his goal
</p><p><br />
</p><p>jalapeno bootyhole was his name
</p><p>his job was to help run an online game
</p><p><br />
</p><p>but then one day enough he had had
</p><p>shrieked he this is like rilly bad
</p><p><br />
</p><p>so he said he would hang them up
</p><p>and off he went into the sunset blupblup
</p><p><br />
</p><p>and forumwarz was so much more poor-io
</p><p><br />
</p><p>singed
</p><p><br />
</p><p>loneliest heart
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-21T21:29:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/721360Mike Drach<p>mike drach
</p><p>taught me how
</p><p>to write poetry
</p><p>
</p><p>thank you mike drach
</p><p>thank you for everything
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-20T19:49:27Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/720506THE END IS NO LONGER NIGH <p>fie did not answer a phone call did he
</p><p>because i did
</p><p>does that mean i have ten days too
</p><p>oh help me
</p><p>i do not want to die
</p><p><br />
</p><p>well i do
</p><p>but not like that
</p><p>
</p><p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/95/ac41a792-65a1-11de-94e2-001ec94d5d3f.gif" width="54" height="25" alt="" /></p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-19T08:29:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/719833NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p><blockquote><strong>Stupid Potato Face Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>That doesn’t rhyme very well.</blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>poems do not always have to rhyme
</p><p>it is called blank verse
</p><p>
</p><p>except mine is like
</p><p>blank verse plus
</p><p>
</p><p>but this is about poor dunatis anyway
</p><p>not about my poetry
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-17T23:30:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/719804NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p>there once was a player named dunatis
</p><p>a super rare item he did haddis
</p><p><br />
</p><p>then one day he accidentally sold it
</p><p>instead of sitting on it like a tuffet
</p><p><br />
</p><p>but sadly he could not go down the rabbit hole
</p><p><br />
</p><p>singed
</p><p>loneliest heart
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-17T22:16:51Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/719791a poem about revenge<p>i do not get it
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-17T21:47:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/719788a poem about revenge<p>once upon a time
</p><p>a little emo was cutting
</p><p><br />
</p><p>the blood was most sublime
</p><p>still something was lacking
</p><p><br />
</p><p>something to add just that much more pain
</p><p>the emo thought hard
</p><p>not at all like a tard
</p><p>and his thoughts ran in a long refrain
</p><p><br />
</p><p>it was like this that they went
</p><p>i will tell that fucker to get bent
</p><p><br />
</p><p>and i will make with the attacking
</p><p>but i will not commit a crime
</p><p><br />
</p><p>and off i will go strutting
</p><p>and he will be buried in lime
</p><p><br />
</p><p>singed
</p><p>loneliest heart
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-17T21:40:03Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/719690im leaving too<p>do not forget to cut yourself
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-17T16:47:13Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/716609There Theremin and You: Learning How to Play the World's Greatest Instrument<p>it is a very sad sounding instrument
</p><p>i will steal my moms credit card to buy one tonight
</p><p>
</p><p>thank you shii
</p><p>for showing me this
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-10T21:04:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/716605Can someone tell me my fortune?<p>there is no future
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-10T20:55:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/714907The Flamebate Roast of MC Banhammer<p>there once was a mod named em cee bee
</p><p>his farts were mightier than the sea
</p><p><br />
</p><p>
</p><p>leetlol and fortunato made a rhyme about toast
</p><p>and both have posted to this roast
</p><p>but their rhymes were lacking the most
</p><p><br />
</p><p>
</p><p>so sad little loneliest heart wrote a poem
</p><p>spinning out a rhyme
</p><p>just in time
</p><p>to bid goodbye to mcb a mod of fwz the totem
</p><p><br />
</p><p>
</p><p>alas mcb i barely knew ye
</p><p>yet this thought might fill me with glee
</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-06T00:19:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/714897merc w/ mouth is having a freakin mental breakdown<p><blockquote><strong>spacekadt Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>when you’re a chick, you don’t get that option <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/66/15f818bc-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" /></blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>sexist</p>Loneliest Heart2009-10-05T23:59:59Z