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Round One Showdowns For The FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle

I wish my opponent would hurry up and just copy/paste whatever he’s been trying to cook up already. It’d be a shame if he pussed out.

Lament vs. Chawin: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1

The Grey Goose Mafiosi Posted:

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I formerly accuse Troll Ambiance Mafiosi of jinxing the voting process of the Rap Contest.

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wow thx for the updates on anoather **** contest and the macro, chubby chinga

Round One Showdowns For The FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle

Fran Posted:

My bets:

Cheins Sanchez vs swine

UnstoppableChan vs CelerySteve

baou30 vs AAHZ

Ormgalla vs FAIL

Fortunato vs Damion

d4 vs Bong-Hitz ?????????????????

Lament vs Chawin

Deific Blunder vs kittiejenn

You’re just bumsore because I’m trashing your klan member, who, incidentally, has absolutely no skill whatsoever at this sort of thing.

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Lament vs. Chawin: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1

ZOINKS, gang! I think I just spotted an encore,

From the man with the plan to **** with Chawin some more.

Because I can’t get enough of this fabulous person bashing fun.

I’ll pbum gas from my bum past his teeth and his gums.

Look out stomach, ‘cuz here comes yesterday’s meal.

And I feel full of zeal, ‘cuz I’ve got you under my heel.

I’ll crush your head like a melon with my size thirteen.

Inbetween insulting you and winning this e-Peen.

Now, I can stay awake all night, ‘ya dig?

I’m reppin’ the T-A-M, like in my sig.

Sippin’ tequila like it was fine white wine,

And smokin’ that chron herb ‘til the cherry dies.

Small fry, you slowpoke. You’re nothing but a joke.

Maybe you should euthanize yourself with a strong rope.

Or take a nice long walk off a nice short dock,

Take a rock to your noggin like KNOCK KNOCK.

I’m locked into position like B-52.

Gumshoe, try to solve this riddle I’m presenting to you.

‘I like to suck male reproductive organ, and I have no chance to win.’

Are you stumped, Forrest Gump? It’s you, Chawin.

THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN

You: Sexy Latina?

You: Is that you?

Stranger: yes papi

You: Oh good. I thought I might be getting some nasty man

You: lol

You: It’s hard to get the right people you know.

Stranger: si

You: But everything is okay, now.

You: So what are you wearing? Is it edible?

Stranger: im not wearing anything papi

Stranger: ive been playing with my woman's genitals for hours

You: Oh god that makes me so horny

Stranger: ive been squirting on myself all day

You: Tell me all about your woman's genitals.

You: Tell me all the things you put in it.

Stranger: i need your male reproductive organ in my tight woman's genitals with no condom

You: SHRIMP

You: AND WHITE WINE

You: We don’t need no condoms.

Stranger: i want your great times in my woman's genitals

You: What about your bum?

Stranger: so i get pregnant

You: Can I fill your stink hole?

Stranger: and i want you to use your mouth on my bum

You: With my chowder

You: Are you a clean girl?

You: Down there on your poo poo pucker?

Stranger: of course

Stranger: i shower all the time

You: I love a clean girl.

Stranger: i want it to hurt in my bum

You: I love to make ‘em dirty

Stranger: while i play with my latina clit

You: I want to pee in your bum.

Stranger: mmmm

Stranger: do it papi

You: And then put your mouth to my bum and fill your throat with my odor

Stranger: oooh

Stranger: u so durty papi

You: You know it

Stranger: my woman's genitals is so ****ing wet

You: xD

You have disconnected.

I lost the game. But I lost with a smile on my face.

insult me.

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

d4 vs. Bong-Hitz: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1

Well it’s good that you can both laugh about it at the end of the day.

Lament vs. Chawin: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1

If it’s any consolation, Chawin, when I win, I’ll pay for an escort for you.

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Lament vs. Chawin: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1

You really think you’ll get a win with that? You’re delirious.

You got me laughin’ like Ledger, gringo. Why so serious?

But if you’re gonna get all bumsore over my ****,

Then I’ll stop pulling my punches and start to get with it.

We all know about my roots, rollin’ with /b/.

And we know I’m a member of the TAM family.

But enough about me, ‘cuz that’s really all you’ve got.

And crying “klan vote!” might just save you, but I really think not.

So let’s talk about you in this second installation.

Your rhymes are the laughing stock of this Flowin’ Warz nation.

You’re a scab on the bum of a fat chick of a klan.

I’ll kick your cracked lips to the floor of the bandstand.

And while you’re down there, you might as well polish these nuts,

Although I doubt you’d even do that right. You’re such a putz.

You thought that being in GGM would allow you to prevail,

But the truth behind it all is that you’re destined to fail.

Domination. Today, it’s spelled L-A-M-E-N-T.

So if you haven’t figured out yet, this round belongs to me.

It’s all kosher. Kosher like the salt in your scrapes.

I’ll make you BAAAAW like the babby you are. You just can’t rate.

So this just about ends my little ditty for you.

Try not to cry too hard. I didn’t bring any tissues.

Like the failure you are, when we clash, you can’t compare.

So just throw in your towel, Sport. You’ve already lost, fair and square.

Game, set, and match.