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The Official Forumwarz SurveySo to get the peen do we have to post and say “Hey I filled out the survey”......just to be safe, uh, done. (view post) |
12/08/2008 |
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Cosplay Central - How are we supposed to kill it?SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted: Did you do both the Lil’ Pony groomers? (view post) |
12/08/2008 |
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BAN FRANsupersigned (view post) |
12/08/2008 |
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DOWNVOTE FRAN'S INCIT SUBSIt’s been broken for a while….FAPFAPFAP, DOGDOGDOG, fine upstanding member of societyfine upstanding member of societyfine upstanding member of society, . . , Title Motivational Text, all common offenders, often winners. Whatever, who cares. But this was klan based, and that’s ****ed up, you would think someone with the high numbers and stats like Fran would show some common sense. (view post) |
11/27/2008 |
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DOWNVOTE FRAN'S INCIT SUBSThere’s a difference between bumhurt and YOU GUYS ARE KLAN VOTING fabulous personS. Big difference. (view post) |
11/27/2008 |
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DOWNVOTE FRAN'S INCIT SUBSThis **** is very special. Go to http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/Fran and downvote all her stupid IRC ad INCIT wins. That is all. (view post) |
11/27/2008 |
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Giving BPs to all people who aren't ducks IRL or a duck altw00tywoo!!! Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/22/2008 |
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WHERE THE **** YOU FROM??!?!IM FROM HOLLAND w00tywoo WHERE THE **** YOU FROM w00tywoo (view post) |
11/22/2008 |
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WHERE THE **** YOU FROM??!?!(view post) |
11/22/2008 |
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GET THE FLYING **** OUT OF THE TROLLHOLE WITH ALL THIS **** YOU ****ING fabulous personSBig Brother Posted: (view post) |
11/22/2008 |
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GET THE FLYING **** OUT OF THE TROLLHOLE WITH ALL THIS **** YOU ****ING fabulous personSI know it’s about the w00tywoo…Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/22/2008 |
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GET THE FLYING **** OUT OF THE TROLLHOLE WITH ALL THIS **** YOU ****ING fabulous personSSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:
HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH…...these chicks are flat. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/22/2008 |
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GET THE FLYING **** OUT OF THE TROLLHOLE WITH ALL THIS **** YOU ****ING fabulous personShootyhoo! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/22/2008 |
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Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)Voted Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/21/2008 |
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CLOSED: A Christmas Carol - Forumwarz Style! 12BP up for grabs!Technically it’s not a ‘song’...But give it a chance! Log in to see images! OH AND I FORGOT to tell u it’s based on ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas…phew, thank god I cleared that up.Log in to see images!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land Not a creature was stirring, not even Yuriko-Chan The glbumes and .moar files were equipped with care In hopes that they’d get something nice from Bruce Bear. Team Shortbus was nestled all snug in their beds While vibrating doldoes danced in their heads. And Trout with his coffee, and I with my wine Had taken a break from our TerraOnline When from my computer arose such a terror I open my console to see what was the error And there in my window, “You must install flash!” I thought I had done that! I checked in the cache The glow of the screen on my Defaced Mona Lisa Somehow made me wish I had never bought Vista. When suddenly, outside there was quite a show: A tricked-out neon, and Futunari-Moe! Someone sat beside him, could it be St. Nick? No, it’s just some guy, and he’s probably a male reproductive organ. Just then, they opened the trunk and they said: “Get out of here, all of you! Or you’ll end up dead! Go Timmeh, go Bingebot, and Banhammer too! Abdullah_Oblongata, Jalapeno, this means you!” They’d kidnapped the mods and driven them down To the outermost limits of their little town. As dry as Fran’s crotch on a day-to-day basis, They met with a problem: They didn’t have headsets. The Neon sped off, leaving those mods behind And the mysterious stranger, who smelled like turpentine They climbed on the roof and they pulled out their laptops In hopes their connection might run slightly faster. “**** this!” said the stranger, and slid down the chimney. “That guy’s off his nut!” exclaimed poor little Timmeh. The stranger wore only a baby sealskin coat, And then he bent over and showed us ‘The Goat’. “THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!” I cried out in pain, As Trout tiptoed closer with obvious disdain. The man’s balls shook like a bowl full of jelly, And with a drunken slur he said “I’m JacksonKelly! I Tubmailed you twice, and you never replied! Because of your lame server errors, I died!” Now Trout wasn’t normally one to fight back, But then he asked Jackson: “Are you smoking crack? It’s one in the morning, and it’s Christmas eve! I’ll give back your visits, but you need to leave.” Then Jackson thanked him, and went on his way “I love you, Trout!” he cried out, “But not in a gay way!” And once on the street, one last time he bent over: “Merry Christmas to all, I’ll see you all at rollover!”
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11/21/2008 |
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Doldo KillersR43P_D0G Posted:
...Bulwark. The best way to ‘defeat’ 7VD or any group is by ignoring them. Not that I have anything against 7VD. (view post) |
11/21/2008 |
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Doldo KillersDon’t feed the trolls, kid. (view post) |
11/20/2008 |
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Suggestion for all klans, mostly for team shortbusBlankTH Posted:
OH GAWD people trying to get banned on purpose for peen?? It would be ****ing chaos. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/19/2008 |
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Plastic surgeryYeah, I think plastic surgery for vain cosmetic reasons is gross. But then again I’d never wear a baby sealskin coat or do nutmeg to get high either Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/19/2008 |
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Your 6 word suicide noteI regret nothing, not even this. (view post) |
11/18/2008 |


