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WE ALL SHALL YELL!!! THE HAHAHAHA THREAD

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Just wondering, thanks.

No Problem man.

WE ALL SHALL YELL!!! THE HAHAHAHA THREAD

THIS IS THE FUMNNNY JOKES THREAD I WILL START

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A PIG WITH A DINOSAUR? JURbumIC PORK.

every once in a while some hobo who cant afford 15 dollars has to bump all these never ending contest threads

SanDyk Posted:

You’re pretty dumb if you’ve only just noticed that habort changed his name

True dat

Join the pig mask army!

oh the irony

That Guy with the Glbumes

The Room review kinda sucked

every once in a while some hobo who cant afford 15 dollars has to bump all these never ending contest threads

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

what happened to you chelmers

The body in life took over me.

every once in a while some hobo who cant afford 15 dollars has to bump all these never ending contest threads

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Contest for 15 BP and your name on my mammary glands!

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Contest: 60 BPs for people who know WeChall is a ****ty Klan!

Oh Welchall is a ****ty

My Spongebob Fanfic

It was another day in Bikini Bottom, and Sponge Bob was trying to get his license for the 1,752,940,324,477th time. Sponge Bob strolled up to the boating school house and knocked on the door. Ms. Puff answered, “Is this the feds? Because I don’t have cocaine on me today.” “No Ms. Puff. It’s me Sponge Bob.” “Oh mother ****er,” Ms. Puff exclaimed. “Alright, come in come in,” she said in a droll voice. “O.k. Ms. Puff I know I will pbum this time for sure, because I watched my lucky porno last night.” “Yeah whatever, let’s just get this over with. Oh Sponge Bob, before we go I need to do something can you turn around for a minute?” Suddenly, Sponge Bob heard a loud sniffing noise. Sponge Bob turned around and asked if she was alright. When he turned around he saw Ms. Puff tie a rubber band around her arm and inject a **** load of heroin in to her blood stream. “Hoo yea let’s do this mother ****ing **** Sponge mammary glands,” Ms. Puff yelled in a drug induced fit. Soon they both headed out to the boat and Sponge Bob was going to drive. “O.k. Sponge Bob,” said Ms. Puff, “what’s the first thing you want to do before driving a boat?” “Put on your seat belt,” Sponge Bob said confidently. “Wrong,” yelled Ms. Puff. “You always snort some cocaine.” Ms. Puff then pulled out a straw and snorted another line. Her nose began to bleed. “Come on Sponge ****, let’s get started. Back this **** out right this ****in second. Let’s go Spongy on the open road.” “But Ms. Puff I’m not ready for this kind of thing.” Ms. Puff then pulled out a gun and aimed it right at Sponge Bob’s head. “Drive **** drive!” Ms. Puff yelled. Sponge Bob floored it running over and killing several people.

Sponge Bob careened down a street at break neck speed, almost hitting Sandy, who at that moment was soliciting sex from Larry the Lobster. Suddenly, a police cruiser came out of nowhere and began chasing them. “Turn right here,” said Ms. Puff. Sponge Bob swerved down an alley way with the police boat right on their bum. “What’s down here?” asked Sponge Bob. “A hideout?” “No clam mammary glands. I need another hit because I’m all out of ****,” she said. “**** that ****, stoner ****. I’m getting you to rehab so hold on.” Sponge Bob floored it. They raced down the alley at top speed; hitting various hobos all the while the cops were right on their tail. They turned onto Main Street and approached an intersection. Ms. Puff was getting very cranky. “These cops are ****ing me off,” she said. So she turned around, lifted her shirt, and flashed the cops. At the sight of her boil encrusted mammary glands, the pbumenger shot himself in the face and the driver went blind and smashed into a tarter sauce truck. It blew up in a spectacular explosion and was met with much applause from pedestrians.

“O.k. Sponge ****, now that the cops are off of our bum, I need to get some more drugs.” “No Ms. Puff your way high as it is.” Ms. Puff then said, “well, you have two options: I fail you again and shoot your spongy little male reproductive organ off, or you get mommy some medicine and I let you live.” Sponge Bob headed back to the alley way. When they pulled in Ms. Puff made a strange whistling noise, and a man in a trench coat came out of the dark shadows. The man asked, “What do you need?” Sponge Bob recognized that voice. It was Mr. Crabs. Sponge Bob shocked asked what Mr. Crabs was doing selling drugs. Mr. Crabs said “Think about it, I get MONEY!” “Go ****in figure,” said Sponge Bob. Ms. Puff then bought her **** and Mr. Crabs vanished back into the shadows. Ms. Puff did her drugs and told Sponge Bob to drive away from Bikini Bottom.

While they were driving out of town Ms. Puffs buzz was starting to die, and she started to doze off. Sponge Bob had to take this opportunity to kill the fat ****. Quietly, he unbuckled her seatbelt, and then opened her door. With that he kicked the holy **** out of her. She fell out of the boat with such a force she caused part of the road to crumble. She woke up startled and confused looked up and saw Sponge Bob drive off and give her the finger. “Oh no you don’t, you yellow ****,” Ms. Puff screamed. She then took a huge breath of air and blew it out causing her to fly right back into the boat. “If you ever try that **** on me again, so help me God I will eat and or shoot you. Now drive for another 20 miles or so than we’ll get to my secret hideout.”

Back in Bikini Bottom Squidward had his T.V. on and was watching the news. “Wait what’s this?” asked Squidward. Breaking News, A fat man and a sponge have killed two police in a high speed car chase and fled the scene. Here is an aerial picture of the incident from earlier today. Squidward noticed that it was Sponge Bob, and the fat man was actually Ms. Puff. Squidward also noticed in the picture that Ms. Puff had a gun pointed at Sponge Bob. Squidward was shocked and upset. How could this have happened, why did she have to take my love? Squidward began to cry. Squidward was actually in love with Sponge Bob but played hard to get. Squidward couldn’t just sit around and do nothing he had to go out and save his man. He packed a bag with sex toys, got on his pink moped and drove off.

20 miles out of Bikini Bottom, the boat pulled into the parking lot of a very run down bar. “Ms. Puff, where the **** are we?” Sponge Bob asked. “This is the Busty Crab, my very own strip joint,” Ms. Puff said. They walked in and saw Ariel the Little Mermaid topless. She was dancing around a pole and Nemo was in a back corner snorting a long line of coke. He suddenly OD’d and died. Sponge Bob and Ms. Puff headed to her back office where nobody could bother them. “Ms. Puff,” said Sponge Bob, “I really have to ask: why did you kidnap me?” “Well, you see Sponge Bob; you are the most annoying ****er in Bikini Bottom. You really ****ed me off sending me off to the hospital, jail, and other hell holes. So I figured why not kidnap, enjoy, and then kill you?” Sponge Bob was not really listening but was staring directly into Aerial’s topless body. “You know Sponge Bob,” said Ms. Puff, “I think I’ll go ahead and enjoy you now.” Sponge Bob cringed at the thought of Ms. Puff having her way with him. Just then Squidward bust through the door. “No one gets to enjoy Sponge Bob but me,” he yelled. “But how did you find us,” yelled Ms. Puff. “This is the most secretive place in the deep blue sea!” Squidward laughed and said, “Well it’s a funny story actually. One night Sponge Bob was sleeping so I broke into his house stole a few things, and then I planted a tracking device in his bum. Not with tentacles of course.” After he said that he just had a big smile on his face. “Well,” said Ms. Puff, “I only planned on killing one person tonight, but I guess I can make an exception for you.” Ms. Puff pulled out a gun and started opening fire.

Unfortunately for Ms. Puff, Squid boy had eight legs that could propel him faster than she expected. The next thing Ms. Puff knew Squidward was right behind her. She turned around and was going to shoot but she was too slow. Squidward took one of the dildos from his bag and hit her over the head with it. “Come on, Sponge Bob. We have to get out of here fast; she is unconscious but not dead.” Sponge Bob and Squidward jumped on the moped and floored it. Seeing as how it was a moped it only traveled at a top speed of 10 m.p.h. About a mile outside of Bikini Bottom Squidward looked in his rearview mirror only to see Ms. Puff’s boat catching up quickly. Squidward now had to think quickly of a way for them to arrive in Bikini Bottom faster. But it was too late. Ms. Puff had caught up to them and was about to open fire. Suddenly Squidward had an idea, he quickly made a weird whistling noise and Mr. Crabs came out of nowhere. “What do you need,” asked Mr. Crabs. “I’ll pay you $1000 if you kill that psycho ****,” yelled Squidward. Mr. Crabs quickly pulled out a gun and did some weird Matrix **** on Ms. Puff. The ordeal was over; Ms. Puff’s reign of terror was now over. “Now,” said Mr. Crabs, “About that $1000 pay up now.” “But Mr. Crabs,” said Squidward, “I don’t have the money with me right now.” “Sorry I only take money up-front,” said Mr. Crabs. He then shot Squidward right in the face. Sponge Bob made his fabulous person laughing noise and said, “Gee Mr. Crabs how unfortunate for him huh?” Mr. Crabs shot Sponge Bob in the face until he ran out of ammunition and said, “Annoying little ****er a gah gah gah gah.”

The End

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