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What if I diedCatt although Posted:
Well. kinda, I sort of have a fever (view post) |
08/21/2010 |
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interview follows formula“But I thought I had you fooled.” – Hollis Hurlbut “You did, until I realized that Jebediah’s confession was saying more than he meant it to.” – Lisa Simpson
The other day MovieWeb posted an interview with Al Jean about the Season 13 DVD release and the upcoming Season 22 premier. (Thanks to the usual source, Springfield Springfield’s Twitter feed.) It’s the standard model for a modern media mutual masturbation session. Jean gets his products plugged; MovieWeb gets some pageviews (and an excuse for a borderline obscene number of internal links); everyone goes home just a little bit richer. The first question is easily the highpoint:
You have the loveable Ralph Wiggum on the cover of this upcoming DVD set and there’s a new special feature about Ralph as well. Is it fun for you guys to showcase these secondary characters on these DVD sets? Are you kicking around ideas on who you’d feature on the cover of Season 14 as well? Al Jean: It is a lot of fun trying to figure out which Simpsons character will be the most frustrating to DVD makers attempting to mold his head out of plastic. With that in mind, my pick for Season 14 would be Sideshow Bob. Whenever I see answers like the one about creating frustrating heads for the packaging people, I’m always reminded of Krusty coming over to the Simpsons house in “Like Father, Like Clown”. Maybe Jean et al can toss off decent one liners so effortlessly that they don’t care, but it just looks tiring to have to be “on” in every interview. And it’s all downhill from here, literally every other question/answer is either about a) celebrities or b) when the show is ending.
Shorter MovieWeb & Al Jean:
MovieWeb: You’ve had lots of guest voices in the past (which I will now name drop with links to our archive for that person), what’s that like? Al Jean: Great! We did Star Trek and the Beatles! MovieWeb: Here are some more names, who are your guest voices now? Al Jean: The people you mentioned. MovieWeb: Halloween episodes often have guest voices, was it fun working with this year’s guest voices? Al Jean: Yes. MovieWeb: Golly gee, the show sure has been on a long time. Is it going to end soon? Al Jean: Not that I know of. [Ed note: I’ve said this before, but I have a lot of sympathy for Jean here. It’s got to be a little frustrating to have to answer a question akin to “But Krusty, why now? Why not twenty years ago?” over and over and over again.] MovieWeb: You’ve worked with lots of other famous people, haven’t you? Al Jean: Yes. MovieWeb: Why should people buy Season 13 and watch Season 22? Al Jean: Ah, the tables have turned. Now I will drop a bunch of names! Then it ends. After eight questions, dozens of celebrity names, and about eleven hundred words, all that’s really here are the two things for which Zombie Simpsons is known: longevity and celebrity cameos. (view post) |
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I just hellbanned Inspectorpics or it didn’t happen (view post) |
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What if I diedJust asking. (view post) |
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A new BondIvi let out a sigh as she dragged her feet in the snow, looking at the trees. She wondered how she ended up in South Park, the worst place she could ever end up. Worst of all, her clothes were torn, and that didn’t help warm her up one bit. She began to curse under her breath. ——————————— Kit wandered back over to Stark’s Pond. It had been a while since she and England had breakfast there, and she wanted to bring back some memories. Kit wore her officer outfit. (A blue army coat, same colored army pants, a white cape, and a black cape above that. Making a pic on it, i’ll post on what it looks like…Log in to see images! It was the outfit she planned on wearing if she ever went to war, or at least got into a fight. She glanced over to the side, and saw a girl with torn clothes, messy hair, and she looked miserable. “Ello’....?” Kit called out to the girl. ——————————— Ivi looked over at Kit, with curiosity in her eyes. What is she wearing…? she thought. Ivi walked over to Kit. “Hello, ma’am.” she said politely. She held her hand out to shake Kit’s hand. ——————————— “Hmm, polite? I like your attitude!” she said with a smile, and held out her gloved hand to the girl, and they shook hands. Kit looked at the girls outfit. She looked like she got into a fight. “If you don’t mind me asking, but… where are your parents?” Kit asked her. ——————————— Ivi frowned. “I don’t have any…” she said as she looked down at the snow, avoiding Kit’s surprised look. ——————————— “Oh… well… would you like a family…?” Kit asked nicely. ————————————- Ivi’s eyes lightened up. Kit looked like a nice person, and Ivi could tell that Kit wouldn’t hurt her. “I would very much like that!” she cried out happily. “Sisters?” Ivi asked. ———————————— “Hehe, sisters.” Kit said in agreement. They both gave eachother a high 5. Kit was surprised that she made a friendship so quickly, even when they just met. but Kit went with the flow, and didn’t ask anymore questions. “Come on, i’ll show you your new home!” Kit said as she walked towards her house, with Ivi following close behind. (view post) |
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Warioware diyits a cool game. (view post) |
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what if there was a script that made every single topic into a Inspector Chelmey thread and it was mandatory to post in Flamebait?just asking. (view post) |
08/21/2010 |
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Do scripts work with Google Chrome?Dude im just asking, (view post) |
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herp derpARP is very special. (view post) |
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@ Ricket/JohnaldWhy do you want to kill me? Log in to see images! (view post) |
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Post here if you have a childIt’s pretty cool. (view post) |
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WHAT IF A BECAME A MOD AND REPLACED THE WHOLE MOD TEAMTHAT WOULD BE COOL (view post) |
08/21/2010 |
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WHAT IF COOKIE MONSTER DIEDJUST ASKING (view post) |
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Hyundai Super Comboy(view post) |
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FRUIT SALADYUMMY YUMMY (view post) |
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Amazon helpsdgrbbum09 Posted:
But why (view post) |
08/21/2010 |
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MILHOUSE[color= red]MILHOUSE[/color=red] (view post) |
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Amazon helpBacchus Posted:
How long? (view post) |
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Amazon helpBacchus Posted:
wut, but when is it gonna come. (view post) |
08/21/2010 |
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Amazon helpHey guys a few days ago I ordered something from Amazon.com. They said the Delivery Estimate is August 26, 2010 – September 13, 2010 But idk what that means/ (view post) |
08/21/2010 |