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Into the Woods[NARRATOR] Once upon a time [CINDERELLA] I wish… [NARRATOR] in a far-off kingdom [CINDERELLA] More than anything… [NARRATOR] lived a fair maiden, [CINDERELLA] More than jewels… [NARRATOR] a sad young lad
[JACK] I wish… [NARRATOR] and a childless baker [JACK] More than life…
[CINDERELLA & BAKER] I wish… [NARRATOR] with his wife. [JACK] More than anything…
[CINDERELLA, BAKER & JACK] More than the moon…
[BAKER’S WIFE] I wish…
[CINDERELLA] The King is giving a Festival. [BAKER & WIFE] More than life… [JACK] I wish… [CINDERELLA] I wish to go to the Festival. [BAKER & WIFE] More than riches… [JACK] I wish my cow would give us some milk. [BAKER’S WIFE] More than anything… [CINDERELLA] And the Ball… [JACK] Please, pal-
[BAKER] I wish we had a child.
[BAKER’S WIFE] I want a child… [CINDERELLA] I wish to go to the Festival. [JACK] Squeeze, pal… [JACK] I wish you’d give us some milk or even cheese… I wish…
[BAKER & WIFE] I wish we might have a child. I wish… [CINDERELLA] I wish…
[STEPMOTHER] You wish to go to the Festival? [NARRATOR] The poor girl’s mother had died, [STEPMOTHER] You, Cinderella, the Festival? You wish to go to the Festival?
[FLORINDA] What, you, Cinderella, the Festival? The Festival?!
[LUCINDA] What, you wish to go to the Festival?
[ALL THREE] The Festival? The King’s Festival? [NARRATOR] And her father had taken for his new wife
[STEPMOTHER] The Festival… [NARRATOR] a woman with two daughters of her own.
[FLORINDA] Look at you nails!
[LUCINDA] Look at your dress!
[STEPMOTHER] People would laugh at you-
[CINDERELLA] Nevertheless, I still want to go to the Festival And dance before the Prince.
[STEPMOTHER & STEPSISTERS] She still wants to go to the Festival And dance before the Prince?!
[NARRATOR] All three were beautiful of face, but vile and balck of heart. Jack, on the other hand, had no father, and his mother-
[JACK’S MOTHER] I wish…
[NARRATOR] Well, she was not quite beautiful-
[JACK’S MOTHER] I wish my son were not a fool. I wish my house was not a mess. I wish the cow was full of milk. I wish the house was full of gold- I wish a lot of things… [BAKER’S WIFE] Why, come in, little girl.
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD] I wish…
It’s not for me, It’s for my Granny in the woods. A loaf of bread, please- To bring my poor old hungry Granny in the woods…
Just a loaf of bread, please…
[NARRATOR] Cinderella’s Stepmother had a surprise for her.
[STEPMOTHER] I have emptied a pot of lentils into the ashes for you. If you have picked them out again in two hours’ time, you shall go to the ball with us.
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD] And perhaps a sticky bun?... Or four?...
[CINDERELLA] Birds in the sky, Birds in the eaves, I the leaves, In the fields, In the castles and ponds…
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD] And a few of those pies… please…
[CINDERELLA] Come, little birds, Down from the eaves And the leaves, Over fields, Out of castles and ponds…
[JACK] No, squeeze, pal…
[CINDERELLA] Ahhh… Quick, little birds, Flick through the ashes. Pick and peck, but swiftly, Sift through the ashes, Into the pot…
[JACK’S MOTHER] Listen well, son. Milky-White must be taken to market.
[JACK] But, mother, no- he’s the best cow-
[JACK’S MOTHER] look at her.
There are bugs on her dugs. There are flies in her eyes. There’s a lump on her rump Big enough to be a hump-
[JACK] But-
[JACK’S MOTHER] Son, We’ve no time to sit and dither, While her wither’s wither with her- And no one keeps a cow for a friend!
Sometimes I fear your touched.
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD] Into the woods, It’s time to go, I hate to leave, I have to, though. Into the woods- It’s time, and so I must begin my journey.
Into the woods And through the trees To where I am Expected ma’am, Into the woods To Grandmother’s house-
Into the woods To Grandmother’s house-
[BAKER’S WIFE] You’re certain of your way?
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD] The way is clear, The light is good, I have no fear, Nor no one should. The woods are just trees, The trees are just wood. I sort of hate to ask it, But do you have a basket?
Into the woods And down the dell, The path is straight, I know it well. Into the woods, And who can tell What’s waiting on the journey?
Into the woods To bring some bread To Granny who Is sick in bed. Never can tell What lies ahead. For all that I know, She’s already dead.
But into the woods, Into the woods, Into the woods To Grandmother’s house And home before dark.
[CINDERELLA] Fly, birds, Back to the sky, Back to the eaves And the leaves And the fields And the- [FLORINDA] Hurry up and do my hair, Cinderella!
Are you really wearing that?
[LUCINDA] Here, I found a little tear, Cinderella.
Can’t you hide it with a hat?
[CINDERELLA] You look beautiful.
[FLORINDA] I know.
[LUCINDA] She means me.
[FLORINDA] Put ut in a twist.
[LUCINDA] Who will be there?...
[CINDERELLA] Mother said be good, Father siad be nice, That was always their advice. So be nice, Cinderella, Good, Cinderella, Nice good good nice-
[FLORINDA] Tighter!
[CINDERELLA] What’s the good of being good If everyone is blind And you’re always left behind? Never mind, Cinderella, Kind Cinderella- Nice good nice kind good nice-
[FLORINDA] Not that tight!
[CINDERELLA] Sorry.
[FLORINDA] Clod.
[BAKER’S WIFE] Who minght that be?
[BAKER] It’s the witch from next door.
[NARRATOR] The old enchantress told the couple she had placed a spell on their house.
[BAKER] What spell?
[WITCH] In the past, when your mother was with child, she developed an unusual appetite. SHe took one look at my beautiful garden and told your father that what she wanted more than anything in the world was
Greens, greens and nothing but greens: Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery, Asparagus and watercress and Fiddleferns and lettuce-!
He said, “All right,” But it wasn’t, quite, ‘Cause I caught him in the autumn In my garden one night! He was robbing me, Raping me, Rooting through my rutabaga, Raiding my arugula and Ripping up my rampion (My champion! My favorite!)- I should have laid a spell on him Right there, Could have changed him into stone Or a dog or a chair…
But I let him have the rampion- I’d lots to spare. In return, however, I said, “Fair is fair: You can let me have the baby That your wife will bear.
And we’ll call it square.”
[BAKER] I had a brother?
[WITCH] No. But you had a sisiter.
[NARRATOR] But the witch refused to tell him anymore of his sister. Not even that her name was Rapunzel.
[WITCH] I though I had been more than reasonable. But how was I to know what your father had also hidden in his pocket?!
[BAKER] What?
[WITCH] Beans.
[BAKER & WIFE] Beans?
[WITCH] The special beans.
I let him go, I didn’t know He’d stolen my beans!
I was watching him crawl, Back over the wall-! Then bang! Crash! And the lightning flash! And- well, that’s another story, Never mind- Anyway, at last The big day came, And I made my claim. “Oh, don’t take away the baby,” They shrieked and screeched, But I did, And I hid her Where she’ll never be reached.
And your father cried, And your mother died When for extra measure- I admit it was a pleasure- I said, “Sorry, I’m still not mollified.”
And I laid little spell on them- You, too, son- That your family tree Would always be a barren one…
So there’s no more fuss And there’s no more scenes And my garden thrives- You should see my nectarines! But I’m tellling you the same I tell kings and queens: Don’t ever never ever Mess around with my greens! Especially the beans.
[JACK’S MOTHER] Now closely to me, Jack. Lead Milky-White to market and fetch the best price you can. Are you listening to me?
Jack Jack Jack, Head in a sack, The house is getting colder, This is not the time for dreaming.
Chimney stack Starting to crack, The mice are getting bolder, The floor’s gone slack, Your mother’s getting older, Your father’s not back, And you can’t just sit here dreaming pretty dreams.
To wish and wait From day to day Will never keep The wolves away.
So into the woods The time is now. We have to live, I don’t care how. Into the woods To sell the cow, You must begin the journey. Straight to the woods and don’t delay- You have to face The marketplace. Into the woods to journey’s end-
[JACK] Into the woods to sell a friend-
[NARRATOR] Meanwhile, the Witch, for purposes of her own, explained how the Baker might lift the spell;
[WITCH] You wish to have The curse reversed? I’ll need a certain Potion first. Go to the woods and bring me back One: the cow as white as milk, Two: the cape as red as blood, Three: the hair as yellow as corn, Four: the slipper as pure as gold.
Bring me these Before the chime Of midnight, In three day’s time, And you shall have, I guarantee, A child as perfect As child can be.
Go to the wood!
[STEPMOTHER] Ladies. Our carriage waits.
[CINDERELLA] Now may I go to the Festival?
[STEPMPTHER] The Festival-! Darling, those nails! Darling, those clothes! Lentils are one thing but Darling, with those, You’d make us the fools of the Festival And mortify the Prince!
[CINDERELLA’S FATHER] Our carriage is waiting.
[STEPMOTHER] We must be gone.
[CINDERELLA] Good night, Father. I wish…
[BAKER] Look what I found in father’s hunting jacket.
[BAKER’S WIFE] Six beans. We’ll take them with us.
[BAKER] No!
The spell is on my house. Only I can lift the spell, The spell is on my house.
[BAKER’S WIFE] No, no, the spell is on our house. We must lift the spel.
[BAKER] No. You are not to come and that is final. Now what am I to return with?
[BAKER’S WIFE] You don’t remember?
The cow as white as milk, The cape as red as blood, The hair as yellow as corn, The slipper as pure as gold-
[BAKER] The cow as white as milk, The cape as red as blood, The hair as yellow as corn, The slipper as pure as gold…
[NARRATOR] And so the Baker, reluctantly, set off to meet the enchantress’ demands. As for Cinderella:
[CINDERELLA] I still wish to go to the Festival, But how am I ever to get to the Festival?
[BAKER] The cow as white as milk, The cape as red as blood, The hair as yellow as corn-
[CINDERELLA] I know! I’ll visit Mother’s grave, The grave at the hazel tree, And tell her I just want to Go to the King’s Festival…
[BAKER] The slipper as pure as gold… The cow, the cape, The slipper as pure as gold-
[BAKER’S WIFE] The hair-!
[CINDERELLA & BAKER] Into the woods, It’s time to go, It may be all In vain, you/I know. Into the woods- But even so, I have to take the journey.
[CINDERELLA, BAKER & WIFE] Into the woods, The path is straight, You know it well, But who can tell-
[BAKER & WIFE] Into the woods to lift the spell-
[CINDERELLA] Into the woods to visit Mother-
[BAKER’S WIFE] Into the woods to fetch the things-
[BAKER] To make the potion-
[CINDERELLA] To got to the Festival-
[CINDERELLA, JACK, JACK’S MOTHER, BAKER, WIFE] Into the woods Without regret, The choice is made, The task is set. Into the woods, But not forget- Ting why I’m on the journey. (Little Red Riding hood Joins) Into the woods to get my wish, I don’t care how, The time is now.
[JACK’S MOTHER] Into the woods to sell the cow-
[JACK] Into the woods to get the money-
[BAKER’S WIFE] Into the woods to lift the spell-
[BAKER] To make the potion-
[CINDERELLA] To go to the Festival-
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD] Into the woods to Grandmother’s house… Into the woods to Grandmother’s house…
[ALL] The way is clear, The light is good, I have no fear, No no one should. The woods are just trees, The trees are just wood. No need to be afraid there-
[CINDERELLA & BAKER] There’s something in the glade there…
[ALL] Into the woods, Without delay, But careful no To lose the way. Into the woods, Who knows what may Be lurking on the journey?
Into the woods To get the thing That makes it worth The lourneying. into the owwds-
[STEMOTHER & STEPSISTERS] To see the King-
[JACK & MOTHER] To sell the cow-
[BAKER & WIFE] To make the potion-
[ALL] To see- To sell- To get- To bring- To make- To lift- To go to the Festival-!
Into the woods! Into the woods! Into the woods, Then out of the woods, And home before dark! (view post) |
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Euro 2008 ThreadAnd Spain wins. (view post) |
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Into the WoodsLog in to see images! The first time I met the blues People, you know I was walkin’, I was walkin’ down through the woods Yes, the first time, the first time I met you, blues Blues you know I was walkin’, I was walkin’ down through the woods Yes, I’ve watched my house burnin’ blues Blues, you know you done me, you done me all the harm that you could The blues got after me People, you know they ran me from tree to tree Yes, the blues got after me Blues, you know you ran me, ran me from tree to tree Yes, you shoulda heard me beg ya, blues Ah, blues, don’t murder me
Yes, good mornin’, blues Blues, I wonder, I wonder what you’re doin here so soon Yes, good mornin’, good mornin’, good mornin’, mister blues Blues, I wonder, I keep wonderin’ what you’re doin here so soon Yes, you know you’ll be with me every mornin’, blues Every night and every noon Oh, yeah Log in to see images! (view post) |
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Last post wins 3 BPWe are testing the limits. Searching for the boundaries. Log in to see images! (view post) |
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Query HythlodayWhat is the truth behind the The Gentlemans Club? (view post) |
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It's Greek to Me.(view post) |
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WHAT DOES INCIT STAND FOR TELL ME TELL ME TELL MEINCIT stands for Log in to see images! (view post) |
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It's Greek to Me.Could the new cool be this?(view post) |
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It's Greek to Me.
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hai guizI would invite you, but this is not a real klan. (view post) |
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It's Greek to Me.Do you get along with argumentative people? Are you pbumionate about your beliefs? Do you ever try to impose your beliefs on others? Do you at times enjoy “playing the devil’s advocate” (debating for the fun of it)? Do you get along argumentative people? Are you pbumionate about your beliefs? Would you describe yourself as an argumentative person? What other adjectives would you bumociate with an argumentative person? In your opinion is being argumentative a positive trait or a flaw? Are you easily persuaded in an argument? Do you ever try to impose your beliefs on others? Do you at times enjoy “playing the devil’s advocate” (debating for the fun of it)? Have you ever taken part in a debate? Did you have to defend an opinion that wasn’t your own? If so, was it easy? Did it make you re-evaluate your own views? How do you feel when someone disagrees with everything you have to say? Do have a “butinski”in your family? Do you tend to but in? At work do you often voice your opinions on controversial issues? If so, what kind of reception do get? Do you steer clear of some touchy topics or do you get a kick out of provoking others? How do you feel when you have a hunch someone’s not paying attention to what you have to say? Do you raise your voice? Do you get nasty? How do you grab someone’s attention when you’re making a point? What can you do to lose it? Are hand gestures useful in an argument? Do you think it’s disrespectful to argue with your elders? Do you often feel patronized in an argument? What do you say when someone is being condescending? (view post) |
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It's Greek to Me.This klan is named after a calculator. This klan is named after a calculator. This klan is named after a calculator. This klan is named after a calculator. This klan is named after a calculator. This klan is named after a calculator. This klan is named after a calculator. This klan is named after a calculator. (view post) |
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It's Greek to Me.Kawashiro Posted: |
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women are naturally better trolls than menHas this become a serious discussion now? (view post) |
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women are naturally better trolls than mencrayoncakes Posted: |
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Last post wins 3 BPJohnny Mac Posted: |
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Last post wins 3 BPSorry, I don’t need any gimmicks to post. (view post) |
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It's Greek to Me.Kawashiro Posted: Are you computer literate? Are you connected to the Internet? Do you access the Internet with your computer? Can you access the Internet from your home? What is your favorite “news” site? What Internet sites do you visit regularly? Can your mother and father use a computer? Do you have a computer? Do you have a computer at work and at home? Do you have a laptop or a desktop computer? Do you have both? Do you use your computer when you do homework for school? Have you ever studied English using your computer? How many times have you upgraded your computer? How powerful is your computer? What company made your computer? What kind of computer do you have? What size is your computer screen? What do you think is the best size to have? Where do you use your computer? Where in your room is your computer? Why did you buy your computer? Do you have a digital camera? Do you send photos by e-mail? What kind of pictures do you take with your digital camera? Do you have a scanner? What kind of scanner do you have? Do you have a web page? What’s the URL? When did you start it? How much time did it take to make? How much time do you spend keeping it updated? Do you know any computer programming languages? How many computer programming languages do you know? Which languages do you know? Which language do you use the most often? Do you read computer magazines? Which computer magazines do you read? Do you use a computer? Are you good at using a computer? Are you still using your first computer? Did you learn to use a computer in high school? Do you know how to type well? How often do you use a computer? What are some of your favorite computer games? What do you use a computer for? What operating system do you use? What software do you use the most often? When did you first start using a computer? Who taught you to use a computer? Do you use chat-rooms? If so, what chat-rooms do you use and who do you talk to? Do you use e-mail? Do you use e-mail every day? Do you write e-mail in English? Have you ever sent an e-mail to your teacher? How many e-mails do you get a day? How many e-mails do you send a day? How many times a day do you access your e-mail? What’s your e-mail address? How many e-mail addresses do you have? Do you want a more powerful computer? If so, what computer do you want? Does your family have a computer? How fast can you type? Have you ever taken a course at school where you used a computer? Have you tried Mac-OS, Windows and Linux? How do you study English with your computer? How does e-mail work? How many people in your family can use a computer? How much did your first computer cost? How much did you last computer cost? How much does it cost by buy a computer? What’s the least expensive? What’s the most expensive? How much does your Internet service provider cost? Which ISP do you use? If you could buy a new computer, what would you like to buy? If you had lots of money, what kind of computer system would you like to buy? What is the difference between software and hardware? Which do you like better, a laptop computer or a desktop computer? What is your favorite website? Do you ever visit English websites while web-surfing? Do you think our lives have been improved by computer technology? Think of a few examples of how computers have an educational or an entertainment value. Could you do without them? What is multimedia? What are the components and the element of multimedia? When did you first get a computer? What kind of computer was it? About how much did it cost? Do you still have it? Do you still use it? Do you remember the first time you used a computer or the Internet? What did you think about it? How long have there been personal computers in your country? When did the average person start using a computer? Can your parents operate a computer? / Can you children use a computer? Do you think a computer can bring us happiness? Do you have a computer? Do you know any computer languages like C or C++? What is configuration of your PC? How often do you perform a backup? What kind of backup method do you use? What kind of backup media do you use? What are some good things about having a computer? What are some bad things about having a computer? Does having a computer make life more complicated or less complicated? What computer games have you played? Which are your favorites? Which do you think are not so interesting? What are chat rooms and instant messaging? Why can these be dangerous for you and your kids? (view post) |
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If you had sex with a car what would it be called?Isn’t that what happens in Crash 2? (view post) |
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women are naturally better trolls than menCrayoncakes why don’t you tell us about your hysterectomy? (view post) |
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