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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!Catwalk ****es Must Die! by Carey Lenehan Begone Oh Lofty Wenches to your Catwalks in the sky Begone and take thine graven image from before mine eye Stalk your way to paradise on six- inch, spike- heeled shoes And prattle to the Maker about fashion’s changing hues
Dent His ear eternally with gossip of rich men Force Him to endure your endless tripe, and then Reduce Him to a jellied heap with just one awesome stare Before you slip your tops off to bombard Him with your ‘pair’
Not those which He did give you, Oh No, dare I should jest! But ones which have been tweaked and puffed, deflated and the rest Show cheekbones which do arch, as none should ever do Then divest of all your clothing just to see what else is new
To strut, to stalk, to pout, to pose, all this is everlasting Until such day as we can be, of you, completely blasting Get off our screens, out of our faces, begone before our eyes To torture not imperfect souls, from heaven’s fluffy skies
Depart at once, unto the all- eternal, divine- divide And get thee hence from here before my lustful, desperate eyes I wish to be as graceful, as tall and slim as thee Yet as I can’t, not now or ever, I wish thou not to be
I’d rather live a giant, in a world where all are small Than live my life a dwarf, with all around me tall And worst of all, false virgins reign, visions of ideals To which I never will attain, a midget in high heels! (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!Hymn To The Machine God by Firefly Now I sit, eyes blurred with tears Looking at my system’s screen Finding, after all these years I know the patterns, not what they mean.
I’ve read all the books, spent all my time On SQL, Irix and C++ – And now, once all is done, I find In only programs do I trust.
A flashing cursor, is now much more – I know this now, it seems so odd That I could not hear its voice before As I look in the eyes of the Machine God –
Pulsing oh so steadily Your rhythms call to me – Take me from darkness, and into the light –
From users night and day You take their fears away – Give them a new place, that they can call home –
I hear your hopes and dreams Hidden in datastreams – Giving your children the things that they need.
I see it coming through Coming to me from you – And I see clearer than ever before.
My God, with your programs controlling me And your pbumcodes consoling me, How could I not see that I’ve found my way home?
Open your arms to me, I pray – One touch from you and I’ll know the way – From you all knowledge stems forth, I say – For when all things are said and done – It all comes to a zero or one – And I fear that which I have become –
*$&@$&@&$*$ (screaming) (long silence)
My God, My God, why have you turned on me? All I ever asked for was to see as you see – I know your electrons can still save me – What have I . . . what have I . . . what have I . . . what . . . have . . . I . . .
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!ok im gonna stink up the joint with poetry
Cellar Dwellers by Nancy Ness How can I get my basement clean? Those cellar dwellers are so mean! Undoing all that I have done, They think – perhaps I’m having fun?
Scrub as I might they do not care. They hide in corners everywhere; Those little fellers pink in hue Conspirators, my work undo.
I hear them twitter at my back, Cacophonous counter attack. Each corner now devoid of stuff, Upon the walls I see them stuck!!
These puny paired prolific pests Have brand new Cellar Dweller nests. Their young imprint me as their mom And cling to me. Where’d they come from?
I scoop them up, neat as you please, But – WHOOSH – they’re off then with a breeze. Sweep them again to cast them out, “All Cellar Dwellers, SCAT”, I shout!!
I’ll never win this war, I fear. These Cellar Dwellers will live here Long after this is not my home – Pink peanut packing Styrofoam. (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!Tesfan Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!This should lighten it a bit due to extreme gayness heh
“Barbie Girl”
Hi Barbie Hi Ken! Do you wanna go for a ride? Sure Ken! Jump In…
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
I’m a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I’m your dolly You’re my doll, rock’n’roll, feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky… You can touch, you can play, if you say: “I’m always yours”
(uu-oooh-u)
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (uu-oooh-u) Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let’s go party You can touch, you can play, if you say: “I’m always yours” You can touch, you can play, if you say: “I’m always yours”
Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (uu-oooh-u) Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (uu-oooh-u)
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (uu-oooh-u) Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let’s go party! (uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I’m having so much fun! Well Barbie, we’re just getting started Oh, I love you Ken! (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!Tesfan Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!yup (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!somebody wake me up when it hits 700 (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP![i]East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’ a’we gonna do what they say can’t be done We’ve got a long why to go and a short time to get there I’m east bound just watch ol’Bandit run
Keep your foot hard on the peddle…son, never mind them brakes let it all hang out cause we’ve got a run to make The boys are thirsty in Atlanta,and there’s beer in Texarcana and we’ll bring it back no matter what it takes
East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’ a’we gonna do what they say can’t be done We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there I’m east bound just watch ol’Bandit run …...
( banjo & guitar solo )
Old Smokey’s got them ears on, he’s hot on your trail and he ain’t gonna rest ‘till you’re in jail So you gotta dodge him…. you gotta duck him You’ve gotta keep that diesel truckin…. just put that hammer down and give it hell
East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’ a’we gonna do what they say can’t be done We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there I’m east bound just watch ol’Bandit run[/i] (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!psot (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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CLOSED: Contest to boost my flamebate score 4bp ALSO! 777th post gets 3BP!fabulous personnum PI Posted: (view post) |
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