Deific Blunder's Flamebate Posts

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Pre-Finalz Showdown - Deific Blunder vs ZPAC Shakorpse

It’s like ‘96 again! Can you feel your mind race?

Like the Southside Crips were all in the place

fine upstanding member of society, you already dead, just takin’ up space

Last time you talked **** I put 4 rounds in your face

Yer boy Suge Knight froze up like a punk

Ventilated your chest, rode home and smoked a blunt

The next day I reminisced while pounding 40s and gettin’ drunk

How me an’ my strap put the rap game in a funk

It won’t matter if you have a tank instead of an SUV

Ten times out of ten I’ll be the IED

Take your bum to Ghetto Heaven’s 24-Hour pharmacy

See if they got pills for holes leakin’ Hennessy

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 3 Winnerz

When you face MC DB ZPac Shakorpse

The marriage between you and life is gunna end in divorce.

hey wana do some lines?

Fortunato Posted:

I’m teh daddy Log in to see images!

Speaking of which, when is my 8-ball arriving? I shaved my bum for you.

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How many hours of your life have you wasted on video games?

I don’t think dwelling on any other game that I have played except FFXI will be necessary.

“You have played for 602 days, 19 hours, and 22 minutes.” That’s time spent on char, not time since I made the char.

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 3 - Fortunato vs. Deific Blunder

Just noticed my last rap didn’t have a FW NPC reference. I was exhausted. Don’t want to edit as per rules. Where do I go from here?

FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 3 - Fortunato vs. Deific Blunder

Gardening? Your skills are suffering a drought

This thread is my oasis and it’s time to weed you out

You don’t belong at the adult table, you haven’t got the clout

Here’s your sippie cup and crayons, please don’t start to pout

Everything you spit, it causes mbumive slumber

It’s like you got all your rhymes out of a Rap by Numbers

I don’t know what rock you found your skills under

But I’m sysop of this battle and you’ve been kickbanned by ~DBlunder

Check the flow Fort and I hope you’re taking notes

‘Cause flamebate is a college **** and I’m sowing my wild oats

I’m no joke and I’m in it for blood

If my lyrics had a number they’d be 555-STUD

This contest was decided the moment I was given life

You stepped up and got salted like you were Lot’s wife

You’re a bore, so go to your dresser drawer

Get your MC DB fan shirt and cheer me on in round four

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I have a question...

Sneaky27 Posted:

How about if you discovered time travel, went back in time and had sex with yourself, would that be considered gay or merely a very exotic form of masturbation? Not a clone, but actually yourself, provided that you don’t incur paradox and destroy the entire universe.

Well, you couldn’t incur paradox, since anything you went back in time and did, would have happened before you left, but I digress. I think that is masturbation.

WeChall Raidin Guide AKA Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh wow!

MercWithMouth Posted:

A couple weeks ago, during a raid, I gave a crash-course to a first-time raider in private chat. I think we went over some good stuff, so I’m posting this here (what is essentially an edited transcript of our conversation) as an addendum to ****tard’s raid guide which is quite stellar.

START LOGISTICS LESSON

It’s your first raid, eh?

Well… let’s talk about some logistics first:

1)you and the other people you are “raiding with” are called THE RAIDERS

2)you and those other people are collectively called THE RAID

3)a raid can have as many as 13players in it

4)for a single man to have “PWNed a forum”, is for that man to have been the last man to have PWNed the forum.

4-2) Merc goes into DENTURE CHAT and kills each thread. That makes Merc the man to have PWNed DentureChat.Log in to see images!

4-3)However, 3minutes later, Tootz shows up and goes into DENTURE CHAT and kills each thread. That makes Tootz player to have “PWNed DentureChat”Log in to see images!

***5***(important). 5) everytime the RAID goes from 11 forums PWNed, to 12 forums PWNed, each raider gets 1vanilla scoopLog in to see images!.

So, if you got 13raiders, and 12 visits each raider… you could be talking about EACH raider getting somewhere around 150 vanilla scoops by the time the raid ends. That’s a lot.

5-2)The implication of this is that EACH forum-visit that goes towards the raid is worth 13scoops in a fully-manned clan raid!

5-2)HOWEVER… if the RAID goes from 12 forums PWNed, to 13 forums PWNed, then each raider will NOT gain 1vanilla scoop.

5-3)since that’s one less scoop each of the raiders can get, the resultant cost is 13less scoops for the grand total

6)For a forum to be “PREPPED”, is for a man to have taken a forum down to 1thread.

When a forum is prepped, that man can theoretically PWN it very fast when so ordered to because he only needs to kill 1thread

END OF LOGISTICS LESSON

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BEGIN RAID STEPS LESSON

1-1)I decide I want to help the raid. The first step is deciding what I want to PREP. To do this..

1-2)I check with the IRC dombot to see which are the forums currently prepped or being prepped. I do this by typing ” !l”. (that’s exclamation-mark, “lowecase L” )

1-3)I check on the VH page which are the forums currently PWNed by the raid.

1-4)once I know these, I select from a list of forums available for entering from the COMMUNITY BOOKMARKS tab, and the FORUMS tab in FWZ.

1-5)I then select a forum that is NOT in those two lists from 1-2 or 1-3.

1-6)since DENTURECHAT is not in the list of forums pwned by the raid presently, nor is in the “prep list”, i decide this is the forum i will prep

2)I go into the IRCchatroom and type, ”!a DENTURECHAT”

3)now, i go back to DENTURECHAT and keep fighting until it has only 1thread remaining

4)once that happens, I know that i have PREPPED denturechat.

5)a few minutes pbum… the raid-officer (often me or someone else like quan) will notice that the total number of forums pwned by hte raiders is 11.

6)the officer will then shout “GO”

7)DOMbot is programmed to respond to certain people saying “go”

8)DOMbot will then call for a man…. “GO MERCWITHMOUTH, DENTURECHAT!”

9)I hear this, then go back to my battle with DENTURECHAT, and kill it.

10)I go back to the IRC Chatroom. Now, I remove Denturechat from the list. I type ”!r ”

11)And now, I go back to step 1-1 a bit above here

END RAID STEPS LESSON

At the end of the day… I go back to Encyclopedia Dramatica and post queries to random users if they happen to enjoy MudKips. Alternatively, I go and recruit women for Quan’s Pleasure Brigade. Log in to see images!

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I have a question...

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Ya even if it’s a clone it’s another person so it’s gay.

crinkz is right, though. you aren’t actually gay unless you know you are. as in, you love people of your gender and wish to have intimate relations with them.

imo there’s a difference between experimenting for fun and having intimate, lasting relationships.

This is prison logic. “I **** men in the bum regularly, but I’m not gay.” It is a gay/homosexual act to have sex with someone of your same gender. He didn’t ask if that made you a homosexual, but if it’s considered gay. Personally, if you are checking some dudes oil, whether it’s a clone or a twin, that’s p gay.