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The adventure gameYour body is now slippery and oiled. Now if only you had the muscles you would look pretty good. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameThe handle is no longer slipery. On the handle there is nothing but small scratches all over it. It shines funny.
You now have a damp cloth.
The door does not buge. Its locked.
You urinate into the hat. Congratulations. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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America Has a fine upstanding member of society PresidentObama acts very imperialisticly. But hey, he can do that. he just has to make sure he dosent get shot. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gamethe handle is on the floor, coz you smashed the door in. Its still slippery, you cant twist it.
You have, a hat, a key, a cloth and a middle finger on a stick with a hole in it. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameYou die of a brain hemorrhage. Then you wake up again, in the lab. Yay for letting the story continue.
and no. This game wishes to contain some human values, such as decency. But hey, if you realy want him to do it, sure. “he great timess on wall.” Wall is now dirty. You vomit up the key. Yay. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameNo.
Wha?
You cant. At least tell me what you kill yourself with. Then i can help you. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameYou place the hat upon your head and suddenly feel a key hit your head. Its in the shape of a dragon. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gamePoop tase like turd. You wonder why your dooing this, but your life is contoled by forces out side your contol. And they hate you. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameBLAM goes the middle digit. Making you double over in pain, as you slowly loose conciousness.
You wake up, with out a male reproductive organ for the second time. It dosent grow back.
your still in the lab. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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Offensive Comedyglad to be of help somewhat. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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Offensive ComedyOrsonScottCard Posted:
wait, how does that refer to pedophilia? coz it should. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameThe dust has a peculiar taste. Like dust, only dusty-er. Yeah.
The rodent skeletons rip your male reproductive organ to shreds. Your now bleeding… but suddenly your not. Your male reproductive organ is back. The rodent is back on the shelf, and the dust is unlicked… strange. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameYour hand slips of the handle. so you smash it in. Inside is a small lab, with little rodent skelletons in many cages lining the wall. A heavy layer of dust is on everything. The equipment is old, and everything looks very fradgile. The room is large. The door is shattered on the ground to the west. Their are no other exits, apart from a small air vent, which you cant fit through.
ima ****ing idiot. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameYou now have a very messy finger on a stick. Congratulations. Weirdo. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameThe hat now has a nice shine to it, making it all the more apealing to the oposite sex.
You have a hat and a cloth in your hands. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameYou pull out your gun, only to realize its a middle digit on a stick. Some one is clearly toying with you. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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The adventure gameYour in a white room, about the size of a prison cell. There is a door to the west and a door to the east. The door to the west has an exquisitly carved handle, with a dragon engraved on the lock. The eastern door is plain. It has a circular handle which looks very slippery.
There is a table in the room. On it there is a small plain key. A magicians top hat and a cloth.
What do you do? I’ll respond to the first poster of something reasonable. (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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Top thislols, i dunno what happened… ^_^‘ (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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Top thishttp://www.metacafe.com/watch/839145/best_hacker Topped (view post) |
01/20/2009 |
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Pretty good Meatloafsound nice, but i suck at cooking. Ill get someone else to do it! ^_^ (view post) |
01/19/2009 |