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	Age of Empires III is 10 cents for a few hours I can’t buy it because windows live is gay. Maybe it’s firefox is gay, I should test that. brb. Edit: Yup, works fine with Chrome. Firefox is apparently gay. (view post)	11/21/2010
	megadeth endgame review King Krimson Posted: Why Dave Mustaine in particular? you could equally balme Jimi Hendrix, or Albert King. But yeah, I see your point. I’ve never played a Flying V, but I imagine it’s damn near impossible to play sitting down without it slipping off your leg. The Stratocaster works just fine, as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, are the remasters really that bad? They sound okay to me, but I’ve never heard the original masters, so my opinion is basically worthless. It must be an exposure thing. He’s the only guitarist I think of when I see that design. The remasters really are that bad. It’s like night and day for most of the tracks. A few get away with little noticeable change, but then some sound like different songs entirely. Almost all of them feature more Dave than ever before. It’s almost a corollary, the more Dave in the remaster, the ****tier it now sounds in comparison to the original. (view post)	11/21/2010
	a wrewolf bite me I for one cannot stand the sight of bundled sticks. They are offensive and indecent and should be kept out of sight. (view post)	11/21/2010
	Happy 3rd Birthday FWZ It’s because we don’t want to miss out on the peen that doesn’t seem to be given out anymore. (view post)	11/21/2010
	megadeth endgame review King Krimson Posted: Yeah, I know that. I was just pointing out the weirdness of that sentence. ...and in turn was misconstrued myself. Welp. Oh, right. I blame him for every flying v ever produced. They are all his, whether or not he personally owns them. Yeah, I could have worded that rant a little better, but I’m a little bitter about the ‘remastering’ and the flying v is a terrible design. There are good reasons for the basic guitar shape, and Mr. Mustaine has **** on all of them. (view post)	11/21/2010
	slayer world painted blood review Count_Smurf Posted: Why does that sound like Fear Factory? (view post)	11/20/2010
	I Want a Nerf Battle Axe Damnit. Now I want one of those battle axes. Meh, it’s probably best that I don’t have one, cause I’d carry it around with me and whack people that were irritating. (view post)	11/20/2010
	slayer world painted blood review Snow Crash Posted: name one person who does? idk, man. there might be a couple people that might. seems to be someone sticking up for him every now and again. maybe I’m just high. whatever. (view post)	11/20/2010
	megadeth endgame review King Krimson Posted: You’ve played Dave Mustaine’s flying V? Really? You do know he has had various companies make that exact guitar for years, right? You can probably get one for not a lot. (view post)	11/20/2010
	We Are Mankind Log in to see images! (view post)	11/20/2010
	slayer world painted blood review Celerysteve Posted: That’s a show not a band and more like fabulous person factory for you homo seriously. Thanks for not answering my question. Why do people like you? (view post)	11/20/2010
	Hey do you want to be my best friend? srtop it (view post)	11/20/2010
	slayer world painted blood review Nicco Posted: Why does that sound like Fear Factory? (view post)	11/20/2010
	megadeth endgame review morbidvision Posted: my reviews ar awesom dialetic chaos – instrumental sucks this day we fight – awsome 44 minutes – sucks 1,320 – good bite the hand – sucks endgame – good the hardes part – not a coldplay song head krusher – awesome how the story ends – awesome the rght 2 go insane – awsome overall : better than death magnetic Your review is lacking any frame of reference. Review So Far, So Good, So What or Rust In Peace for comparison. Also, I hate you Dave Mustaine. You’re **tily remastered early work are the only versions I seem to be able to find. I don’t want to hear what you now think that song should have maybe sounded like if you were to record them now but like it was still the eighties you sad self-important sack of . I want to hear the song the way I grew up hearing it. There is no nostalgia in your pretentious re-imagining of what you made in your coke & whiskey days. you for ruining the only good music you ever managed to crap out of your very special and uncomfortable to play flying-**ing-v. Goddammit. (view post)	11/20/2010
	srtop it finny I had no idea Finny was color blind. I also haven’t logged in to steam today. Well, not yet at least. I’m itching for some zombie driving fun. More people should play that game so I have someone other than Finny to compare to. Seriously, how the ****? I can’t get even a third his score. Also, Zombie Driver is p fun. You should check it out. (view post)	11/20/2010
	ARP ARP ARP meh, why bother? (view post)	11/19/2010
	Super secret Brownie Points winning contest sdgrbbum09 Posted: Log in to see images! Well, this contest has been won. Just give sdgrbbum09 all your bps. (view post)	11/18/2010
	Congrats this is now about LOST Canape Posted: I have never watched a single episode, but I like the fat guy because he has chilean desendance and ** Log in to see images!** Guy was kinda funny in Becker. (view post)	11/17/2010
	Congrats this is now about LOST scully Posted: Exactly 12 minutes before deciding this wasn’t going to do the trick. Log in to see images! The other was tasteless. Log in to see images! The only cards that are mathematically sound are the bumhole and the Stray Bullet, and they are best used when you are supporting someone else. Numbers don’t matter, it is simply whether your shields outlast the destruction at the right time. The right time is the end of the round in an active bracket when it is too late to change your plans. At that time is it safe to bumume every Shield is saving you 6 scoops. The theory that they save one scoop is flawed. If you had no Shields attackers would not use a plinking card they would use an bumhole. People plink until the Shields are gone and then bumhole, so it’s only common sense to bumume that if there are no Shields, bumholes will be used. If an bumhole hits you lose 10 scoops, if a Shield is purchased you lose 4. And none of it matters if you don’t end up with enough scoops to be on top in the end. I miss LOST even though the ending wasn’t terribly satisfying. Just saying that if you lead with bumhole, you deserve to lose, but that was where I started with my last post. Only a little nicer, because I don’t want people to hate me. Also: I have never seen a single episode of Lost. (view post)	11/17/2010
	Congrats this is now about LOST sdgrbbum09 Posted: This. But it’s anywhere from 1-10 depending on the card used against you. I’m too lazy to figure out an “average”, but if you really want and average, take the total number of scoops destroyed by one of each card and divide it by the number of cards. Except who leads with bumhole? Shields stop a single scoop from being destroyed, occasionally two from shotgun and four if they use stray bullet while you still have shields. If I were to give this a hard number, 1.4 scoops per shield actually shielded. This is of no actual importance, even if you play dom. The presence of shields alters game play in several fundamental ways, depending on factors like your current strategy, the strategy of the person using cards against you, others I’m too high to list right now. Maybe I should play dom more. Seems like people don’t give it much thought, I should be able to win bunches. Then again, I’d have to start playing this game again and I just stopped like a week ago. For some reason it would feel like falling off the wagon. Not sure I want to go there. tl;dr stoned ramblings (view post)	11/16/2010

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