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	xX Share Your Dark Poetry Xx WHAT HAVE I BECOME MY SWEETEST FRIEND EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END (view post)	05/06/2011
	Sekai wa Sore wo Ai to Yobundaze (view post)	08/21/2010
	Why did you guys move my google bomb Robin Ward swastika thread? CrinkzPipe Posted: you stole it. I always bumumed that you guys were the same person. Huh. (view post)	08/02/2010
	Robert Word, Robert "Eval Clout" Word, Robert "EC" Word, Robert Word Farmwarz, Robert Word Farmwarz.com, Robert Word www.farmwarz.com, Robert Word programmer, Robert Word website, Robert Word web programmer, Robert Word web, Robert Word totonto, Robert Wo It was stupid beforehand. (view post)	08/02/2010
	Freeze! Who are ya? What are you doing here? male reproductive organmelon Posted: lol your gay He’s not the one with a male reproductive organ in his mouth. (view post)	05/17/2010
	Selling bitgame invites for 5 bp CrinkzPipe Posted: Forgot the R. Log in to see images! Bitgamer is a invite only torrent site. Ah. Well, since the UK seems to be cracking down on users of sites like that, I think I’m going to pbum. Good luck! (view post)	05/17/2010
	Selling bitgame invites for 5 bp If you’ll excuse the ignorance, What’s bitgames? (view post)	05/17/2010
	What are you listening to now? (view post)	05/17/2010
	ITT: Describe JB using movie quotes ET: I love you. More than all you know. I love you more than children. More than fields I’ve planted with my hands. I love you more than morning prayers or peace or food to eat. I love you more than sunlight, more than flesh or joy, or one more day. I love you… more than God. (view post)	05/17/2010
	Apathy is Cool Celerysteve Posted: Interesting stuff: http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=3571 I read it to the end and I’m honestly not much of a reader. Those guys also believe that Lady Gaga, Jay-Z and the like are occult mouthpieces for the Illuminati. But to be fair, I haven’t actually read the article yet, so take that as you will. (view post)	05/17/2010
	Captain Amazing Q & A session! Professor Commie PhD Posted: so what is your stance on the world being destroyed in a little while? If you’re talking about Casanova here, don’t worry about it. I mean, yeah, He has several Doomsday Devices, but none of them work… To my knowledge. On the off chance that one of them does work, I can fly and breathe in space, so it’s all good on this end. You guys, on the other hand, are pretty much **ed. I’d WOULD save you, but I’m a lovable misanthrope. That, and I hate you. twinArmageddons Posted: a2 iit appear2 two me, youre all doomed no matter what, much liike my very special gang Yep. You’re all ed. CrinkzPipe Posted: how many Log in to see images! How many… Skulls have I shoved up… Beaker and then… Emo Hitler? I bumure you, those rumours about my SUPPOSEDLY unorthodox sex-life were entirely fabricated. I have not, nor will I ever, engage in intercourse with puppets or murderous dictators. And certainly not at the same time. Dirty Birdy Posted: Oh look look look I can be a superhero too Log in to see images! You know, you’d look MUCH sexier in my clothes. Log in to see images! You know what? I think that I can save SOME of you from certain destruction when the time comes. SOME of you. Bacchus Posted: Not reading all this . Did he ** off yet? Anyone? Not you, though. You’re a male reproductive organ. (view post)	05/15/2010
	Describe your sex life with a movie title Unbreakable. (view post)	05/15/2010
	Captain Amazing Q & A session! Anthony J Crowley Posted: Hey, don’t blame me on that. Or do. But it wasn’t my fault. Anyway, you’re welcome. Want an apple? Would that be an unoriginal sin? Log in to see images! Anyway, wouldn’t that suddnely make me unaware of the boundaries between Good and Evil? Cause I’m kinda hazy on that subject anyway. Casanova Frankenstein Posted: Oh, no Lance, the remaining 5% will simply remain as part of my new collection of zombie-like playthings. And once I grow bored of playing with them, I’ll simply launch my Psychofrakulator satellite, so that I can target any city in the world on a whim and pop it out of existence like so much backne. As a gift, to you, I’ll let you choose which city I obliterate next. Dude. That whole Lance thing? Not cool. I thought we’d agreed on this, Terrance. Anyway, that IS pretty evil. How’d that Psychofrakulator thingy work out, anyway? When you approached me for funding you were pretty sketchy on the details. I’m not sure that thing even exists. As for the initial city (NOT that you’re going to suceed, mind you)... Where are you living at the moment? Failing that, take out London. I don’t trust that Cameron chap; I suspect that he is secretly a robot. Ger-Man Posted: BY THE ELDERS…PLEASE NOT ETERNOS!!! Oh, man up, you pansy. Eternos isn’t even ON Earth. You have nothing to worry about. Yorgle Posted: i dunno you guys don’t really look much like heros to me. where’s yoru grails n stuff? I mean, can any of you carry around a bridge or a key or some other thing but only just one at a time? Currently in my pockets I have a paper clip, a snotty kleenex, several balls of chewed gum, a bouncy ball, a step-ladder, an entire alien civilisation, two I-phones, some shark repellent and a water pistol. It has just occured to me that I have remarkably large pockets. (view post)	05/13/2010
	Captain Amazing Q & A session! Shadow Hare Posted: Dr. Death is dead. You’ve lost touch with what it means to be a superhero, when you can’t even keep track of which of your nemeses are alive or dead. Yeah, he’s dead right now, but that ** comes back every other week or so. That’s why they call him ‘Dr. Death’. And don’t kid yourself about that whole ‘what it means to be a superhero’ thing. In a strangely lucid moment for myself, I recently realised that most of us do what we do for the power, and the sheer liberating satisfaction of beating a guy up without any ramifications. It’s less about fighting injustice, and more about the prestige of being a superhero. If justice is what we truly cared about, we would tackle things such as corrupt corporations desecrating the rainforest, or the governments who oppress and abuse their citizens. Instead, we stick to the relatively ‘safe’ and ‘image enhancing’ approach of apprehending street crime (and the odd supervillian). Ask yourself this: what does this make us? It makes us a couple of sexually confused men in tights that do good to further our own ends. Woah. That was weird. Casanova Frankenstein Posted:** So, Captain Amazing, I have one question for you; how many of your precious corporate sponsors do you think will still be interested in your brand once I’ve eliminated 95% of your fanbase? HAHAHAAHAAA! Ah, it feels good to laugh again. Hi Frankie! It’s good to see you again. Where’ve you be-? Oh right, prison. Anyway, tons of stuff has been happening since you’ve been gone- Did you know they made a movie about us? It was completely inaccurate of course, but it was kinda fun seeing Greg Kinnear’s portrayal of me on the big screen. Well, it would have been if they didn’t kill me off. Man, we’ve got so much to catch up on. We should do lunch sometime. Anyway, keeping up appearances, you’ll never get away with this latest scheme, you fiend. We know how this always goes, so you might as well just tell me the whole plan and be done with it. Why 95%, by the way? Is it to demoralise the remaining 5% so that they stop believing in me, therefore sending me into a downwards spiral of drink and depression? Yeah, it’s a bit too late for that, but the thought is appreciated. See you around! (view post)	05/12/2010
	Captain Amazing Q & A session! TZX Posted: I’m intrigued as to why you consider linking to that site such an undesirable action. Is it because it will ruin your life? Well, I emerge once again into the land of the living, and it turns out I’ve just lost 48 hours of my life. I hope you’re happy, you bastard. That site is my kryptonite. Robin the Boy Wonder Posted: Holy Washed-Up Heroes, Batman! Captain Amazing, do you need a sidekick? I have lots of experience. I can punch my fist dramatically, nod sagely, and even give an occasional POW! BAM! BIFF! And, er, do you pay well? I haven’t worked since 1968 and kinda need a job. Just what do you mean by ‘Washed up’? Hmmph. Anyway, I’ve been in the market for a new sidekick ever since… The incident. That Mr. Peanut is one sick, sick bastard. If only Amazing Lad didn’t have a nut allergy… Christ. As one of the new wave of ‘Edgy’ superheroes, I don’t have much use for bombastic text, except in a postmodern, ironic context. Sage nodding, however, is a huge plus in this line of work, and being able to throw a (manly, I hope) punch always helps. I can pay you $500 a week, plus gadget/costume expenses provided you buy some pants. That’s probably less than what Batman paid you, but on the bright side there’s no sodomy involved. Go Ditto Posted: Log in to see images! FINALLY someone who understands me. If you morphed into a woman I would make pbumionate, sweaty love to you. Actually, I’d take you as you are now. Call me. Shadow Hare Posted: When will you finally acknowledge those of us that are on patrol every night, keeping the common citizens safe from crimes that are ‘beneath your notice’, while you are busy hobnobbing with your corporate sponsors? Coporate spon-? OH, right. Yeah, I’ve got tons of those. You would not believe the amount of sponsers I’ve got, seriously. oh yeah, that reminds me. Hey Kids! Do you have a hankering… For pizza? Well, then head on over to Luigi’s Pizza! Why not try our famous processed cheese and male reproductive organroach pizza, or our award winning* suspiciously yellow milkshake! We’ve even got TWO space invader machines! WOW! Luigi’s Pizza! Only half of our staff are convicted felons! tm. *Deemed ‘not fatal’ by the unofficial board of health and safety. May contain rat urine. That’s it, I quit. Anyway, regarding your question, there’s actually a group that goes around and does all the stuff you claim to do 24/7. They’re called The Police. Maybe you’ve heard of them? Go and fight Dr. Death, and then we’ll talk. Who said I don’t help the common citizen, anyway? Yesterday I beat up a shady looking guy who was walking through an alley. he hadn’t technically done anything wrong, but better safe than sorry, right? Oh, and dressing up like the Easter Bunny’s biggest fan to fight crime? That’s pretty messed up. The God Damn Batman Posted: You need to come around here more often. There is much to discuss… You’re a ***ing hypocrite, Batman. Oh, look at me, I only fight circus freaks, or guys who set me riddles from last years Christmas Crackers!* Oh, and tell Bruce that he still owes me that check for my Weapon Proof Ninja Suit desig-WAITAMINUTE. I’d better be getting that Justice League invite soon, or I’ll be forced to send the Joker his Birthday Card early this year. Anthony J Crowley Posted: Hahaha, superheroes. Who needs you guys. Well, we WOULD have been useless, if it wasn’t for that whole ‘Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge’ incident. So, thanks, I guess. (view post)	05/12/2010
	JOHNALD THE ROBOTS LIST OF REALLY COOL PEOPLE Hi there. (view post)	05/11/2010
	"ITT: I ban you if you reply" or "i do nothing of consequence if you reply" I need this. I ING NEED THIS. (view post)	05/11/2010
	I am the best person here Hi there. (view post)	05/10/2010
	Captain Amazing Q & A session! Well, the first set of questions have come and gone. Let’s take a look! ...Oh ** you guys. I guess I better get on with it then. BLACKENSTEIN Posted: IF YOU SO L33T, WTF IS MY IP ADDRESS, CRACKA? What? I Don- Oh Christ. It’s YOU** again. Look, Blackenstein, or Blackula, or whatever you’re calling yourself now, just because I couldn’t find the IP address of the warehouse you were taunting me from doesn’t mean I’m a bad hacker. I was just… Distracted. I was going through a REALLY messy divorce at the time and… anyway. Besides, I’m fairly certain that those children you cannabalised weren’t good children anyway, despite what their parents may have said. BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted: squeak squeak My favorite cereal? Coco Pops, hands down. Thanks for asking! What a nice guy. male reproductive organmelon Posted: If you are so amazing why is your male reproductive organ only 6.55” long? Uh… Hi male reproductive organmelon! It’s, uh, been a while. How’s the family? Look, I realise that I may have looked like a bit of a male reproductive organ when I said I loved you and then left the next morning, but… Okay, I don’t have an excuse and I don’t really give a ***. That night was the best thing that ever happened to you and you know it.* Besides, as I recall you were pretty happy with my 6.55” if you know what I’m saying. (I’m saying that I boned you.) Next question! BLACKENSTEIN Posted: YEAH WERD UP DAWG, THIS fine upstanding member of society DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY MEDALS Well that’s not really a question now, is it? Anyway, for your information I don’t have any medals becuase The Mayor deemed my methods “Dangerous and Irresponsible”. I still think that the mbumive irradiated crater where the orphanage used to be was a small price to pay for the apprehension and subsequent death of the notorious Balloon Thief. That guy was just deranged. King Krimson Posted: Are you really a Captain? Aren’t you still living in a cardboard box in Dubai? How the ** are you getting an internet connection? Regardless, yes, I am really a Captain, and no, I refuse to save you until you work out your issues with that nice Enoby girl. NOT AN ALIEN Posted: WHY ARE YOU POSTING IN ADVANCED ROLE PLAYING I CAN TELL THE HUMAN GENERAL FEELING IS ADVANCED ROLE PLAYING IS A BAD IDEA AND AS A HUMAN I WOULD EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW IT UNLESS YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN IN WHICH CASE YOU WOULD BE SIMILAR TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW OH IT ALL MY QUESTION IS WHERE CAN I FIND CHEAP WHOLESALE CHILDREN Oh, hey General. You know, despite all these years my writer STILL hasn’t written an origin story, so I have NO idea whether I’m Human, Alien, or some kind of Demonic Cake. Weird. Anyway, regarding your last question, some of the surviving orphans are wandering around town at the moment. According to one of my Zorblaxian friends, the chemical that children produce when experinecing true despair makes the high that much more potent, so they should be perfect for your needs. Good luck with that whole ‘Hostile Takeover’ thing! Bacchus Posted: When will you off? Is this how you treat all your guests? Look, like I said yesterday, I’ll be sleeping on your couch for a couple of weeks until I can find my bearings again, and then I’ll be off. Christ, some people. TZX Posted: If you truly are a superhero why is the world in the condition it currently is? I myself can imagine numerous ways the situation could be improved if I had the powers you claim to possess. Therefore, I will consider you an impostor and a fraud until you can provide the scientifically sound method of gaining powers equal to, or greater than, what you claim to possess. NEVER, EVER LINK TO THAT SITE AGAIN*. You KNOW I’ve been trapped in the negaverse until recently, and that hits way* too close to the bone. Anyway, If I told you the secret for gaining wicked awesome superpowers like mine, then everyone would know, and no-one would be special anymore. Thanks, Disney. Ger-Man Posted: AS YOU MAY KNOW, THERE IS A HUGE BATTLE GOING BETWEEN THE FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL. ON WHO’S WILL YOU STAND CAPTAIN, RICKETOR’S OR GER-MAN’S? Log in to see images! I dunno. Whoever pays the most, I guess. How much are you offering? I await further negotiations. Well, That’s it for me tonight. Don’t get into too much trouble now, I can’t save all of you. Actually, I can’t save any of you, but that’s more a case of me not giving a **** than anything else. Toodles. (view post)	05/10/2010
	Captain Amazing Q & A session! So, as you all know by now, I am a superhero, and a damned good one at that. Recently, however, I have been hearing certain… ‘rumours’ suggesting that I am not only a has-been, but also a drunkard. To dispell these rumours once and for all, my publicist suggested that I answer several questions posed to me by members of the public, to showcase my true character. ...So hit me, I guess. Not literally, as I would be forced to kill you, but you know what I mean. (view post)	05/09/2010

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