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	CLOSED: bumer me up. 8 BP up for grabs. GO! And the winner is… Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Kilroy8675309 Posted: Let me explain exactly how these eight brownie points will be spent: Seven of these brownie points will go to buying me Episode II, in which I shall ascend to the highest level of power within a single week, due to my awesomeness and general unfabulous personry. Using this power, I shall absorb my character’s stats and BECOME the uber-Troll. My new powers will then go to taking over the ForumWarz forums, making me the ruler of the site. I shall proceed to eliminate all fabulous personry from the site and replace all avatars with various pictures of my male reproductive organ. The sheer sexiness of these pictures will attract the most beautiful woman in the world to my door, a woman by the name of Ivana Shlokovitz. Of course she’s Swiss. This woman and I shall have wild, pbumionate, crazy monkey-sex, and, when it’s convenient in both of our lives, she shall bear my children; twins, as it were, a boy and a girl. The strapping lad shall go by the name of Roland, while his beautiful sister will be named Camille. At the age of five, Roland will attempt to kill his sister, but she will overpower him and gain a taste for blood as she strangles him with her thighs. She will become the world’s greatest bumbumin by the time she is 12, and by eighteen, she will have surpbumed her mother’s beauty, though of course Ivana is still second in the world. At this time, the ancient seal inscribed in Camille’s corneas will glow red, and she shall read the words that are her true life’s mission: “Go find Capn Fever, and give him the greatest sex he has ever received in his life. Do it for as long as he wishes, and watch out f” There was going to be more, but I ran out of room on her corneas. No matter; that situation probably won’t come up anyway. Being the world’s greatest (and sexiest, don’t forget,) trained bumbumin, she will easily discover your location, even though I only gave her a username that was relevant twenty years ago. She will sneak into your house at night and ravage you, and be at your beck and call forevermore, to kill, **, or both. And the last BP I’m gonna go throw in a pool and then say, “Look, someone pooed in the pool!” and everyone’ll cry. (but I want pix) THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING. I will hold more contests in the near future just because all of you guys are so ing awesome, you know that? Log in to see images!** (view post)	12/15/2008
	CLOSED: bumer me up. 8 BP up for grabs. GO! Alright no more offers Log in to see images! Lots of nice ones. Results within 24 hours Log in to see images! (view post)	12/15/2008
	CLOSED: Contest for 1BP ʇsod ɐ ʇou sı sıɥʇ (view post)	12/01/2008
	CLOSED: bumer me up. 8 BP up for grabs. GO! Finch Posted: You’ve had enough tongues in your bum now so just give me the BP you narcissistic **… I like the way you think Log in to see images!** (view post)	12/01/2008
	CLOSED: bumer me up. 8 BP up for grabs. GO! Alright, I’m bored, have too much time and money on my hands, and I want to see what you **s can do. THE PRIZE: Log in to see images! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET THESE WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL POINTS? Log in to see images! bumer me the up. Make me the greatest offer I’ve ever heard, give me the biggest comment ever, or even tell me why YOU deserve these points. WHAT WOULD YOU DO OR HAVE YOU DONE THAT DESERVES THESE POINTS? HERE ARE THE BASIC RULES: Log in to see images! You have until December 14th at 11:59 PM (forumwarz time, that’s EST) to enter. Log in to see images! You can make up to three unique entries. If at any time you want to delete an entry and replace it with another, either edit the one post and replace it with the new entry or edit out one of the old ones and make a new post. Log in to see images! Be creative. Original. Make the entry as long as you want, or as short (though extra detail does help.) Log in to see images! Feel from to make “offers” (“I’ll give you xxxxxxx.” ) Note that you will not have to fulfill these offers on your end or anything. This is just for fun and BP. Log in to see images! DON’T JUST OFFER BASIC SEXUAL FAVORS. If you’re going to go along those lines, at least put some effort and detail into it. “I WILL GIVE YOU SUCKY SUCKY” will not win, I guarantee it. Log in to see images! Entries can be written, drawings depicting the action or reason, or anything you can think of. Log in to see images!** I will reveal the winner within 24 hours after the ending of the contest. They will also get their points within that time period. READYSETGOLog in to see images! (view post)	11/30/2008
	URGENT NEWS! 12 BP! Big bag is not a meme is now a meme. (view post)	11/30/2008
	Tonight we raided INCIT facialimpediment Posted: DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG Seriously I just play incit because it’s funny as hell, the chocolate scoop situation seems fine using just the forumbuildr. UH OH DROPSHIPS This. Sure you can try and rig INCIT, but generally better ones win (unless a whole group that’s about 3/4 the normal voting group’s size comes in to intentionally rig it) but the low scoop argument pretty much makes that moot—even if you DO rig it, they can get max 12 scoops an hour. I don’t see the point about ****ing about something that you did to show it COULD be done after forcing it through yourselves when pretty much no one else is gonna do it because it’s not worth it. (view post)	11/27/2008
	INCIT in a nutshell DON’T CLICK THAT LINK SHE HAS A male reproductive organ LIKE A FIRE HOSE (view post)	11/27/2008
	Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!) Nominated Log in to see images! (view post)	11/21/2008
	Folding @ Home o0-M00N_KriK37-0o Posted: why are we all installing spyware from Stanford Log in to see images! Because you touch yourself at night Log in to see images! (view post)	02/28/2008
	Folding @ Home VIVa-ChiCk Posted: Ive finished 22 ^^ WELL WHOOP DEE **IN DOO Log in to see images! No, really, that’s great Log in to see images!** (view post)	02/27/2008
	THE ONLY GOOD TROLL AVATAR IS RON PAUL Raize Posted: Log in to see images! I SEE WUT U DID THERE Log in to see images! Log in to see images! He’s a **ing ninja man, I swear it. NOT A HICK. A NINJA. HE WILL **ING KILL YOU MAN. (view post)	02/27/2008
	Folding @ Home 19 wu finished so far on my end. I leave my desktop on while I’m in clbum all day and use my laptop at home anyways… maybe I should just send ‘em the piece of junk and let them use it directly Log in to see images! (view post)	02/27/2008
	ITT We Count to Ten Log in to see images! HEY AREN’T YOU RON PAUL’S BEST FRIEND, RON PAUL? (view post)	02/27/2008
	ITT We Count to Ten Log in to see images! (view post)	02/25/2008

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