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Community Gone, Game deadTHAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH CAN ETNERNAL LIE AND IN STRAGE AEONS EVEN DEATH MAY DIE (view post) |
05/10/2019 |
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Is junk useful?TRYING TO COLLECTLE ALL THE JUNK ITEMS CAN ALSO BE A BORING WAY TO MAKE THE GAME MORE BORING (view post) |
05/10/2019 |
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IM BACK FROM MY LONG BOAT VOYAGE TO AFRICA (ITS BY TOTO IF YOU CANT READ MAPS) AND I WANT TO SHARE WITH MY FORUMWARZ FAMILY ONE OF THE MANY ODDITIES I FOUND IN THAT STRANGE FOREIGN LANDI KNOW WHAT YOUR THIKING “THE FIN IS A LITTLE HIGH ISNT IT MY CAPTAIN?”
WELL AFTER WEEKS OF STUDY I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THE SPEECIES EVOLVED THAT WAY SO THAT IT COULDNT MASTERBATE ITS male reproductive organ WITH ITS LITTLE FISHY FINS, INVENTIVISING IT TO MATE AND INSURE THE SPREAD OF ITS GENES (view post) |
03/06/2019 |
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IM BACK FROM MY LONG BOAT VOYAGE TO AFRICA (ITS BY TOTO IF YOU CANT READ MAPS) AND I WANT TO SHARE WITH MY FORUMWARZ FAMILY ONE OF THE MANY ODDITIES I FOUND IN THAT STRANGE FOREIGN LANDITS A FISH WITH A male reproductive organ
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03/06/2019 |
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EVIL TROUT GET YOURE **** IN HERE I CHALLANGE YOU TO AN INTERTIEWIF YOU DO NOT REPORT TO THIS THRED FOR THE INTERVEIW IN A TIMELY MATTER I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO bumUME YOU FOURFEIT AND MUST DECLARE MYSELF THE WINNER OF THE INTERCIEW (view post) |
03/06/2019 |
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ITT a picture of 23-year old iRAWR's bumholeI ROUNDHOSE KICKED IT AND NOW HES A GOATSE
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03/06/2019 |
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DOCTOR CAPTAIN SODA HERE TO GIVE FORUMWARZ ITS INTERNET POX VACCINATIONTHIS VACCINATION SHOULD BE GOOD FOR ANOTHER TEN YEARS IF FORUMWARZ GETS INTERNET POX BEFORE THAN ITS FORUMWARZS FALT FOR FLINCHING DURING THE SURGERY PROCEDERE
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03/06/2019 |
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Rate this essay.I RATE IT 9/11 VERY GOOD BUT NOT QUIET PERFECT (view post) |
08/27/2016 |
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I feel like I just don't get itOKY (view post) |
08/27/2016 |
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what the point of hte master ballTHE MASTURBALL IS DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE VERY LITTLE SKILL TO CATCH POKEMANS 100% OF THE TIME, TRUE POKEMAN MASTERS LIKE ME CAN CATCH LEGENDARY POKEMAN LIKE SUICINE BY SIMPLY PERSUADING THEM TO VOLUNARILY BE CAUGHT IN A NORMAL POKEBALL BUT I REALISE THERE IS A VERY HIGH WALL TO CLIMB FOR MASTERY SO DONT FEEL ASHAMED TO PURCHASE THE MASTER POKEBALL (view post) |
08/27/2016 |
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Who the heck took the name EvilTrout on Pokemon Go?! This is the problem with games coming out a week later in CanadaI WAS NOT EVEN AWEAR THAT EVIL TROUT WAS STILL ALIVE Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/27/2016 |
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A BREEF UPDATE ON THE EVENTS AND ACHIEVMENTS OF CAPTAIN SODAHELLO FORUMWARS I JUST WANT TO TAKE A SHORT BREAK FROM TRAINING KURDISH PESHMARGA FORCES HOW TO DEFEAT ISIS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE STIL MY INTERNET FAMILY AND SO I WANT TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHY MY HYATUS HAS BEEN SO LONG THIS TIEM
AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW I RECENTLY SPENT MANY MONTHS DOMINATING THE LEADER BOARDS OF POKEMAN GO, DURING WHICH I CAUGHT ALL GEN 1 POKEMANS IN THE GAME AND CAUGHT THE LEGENDARY SECRET POKEMON MUDKIP WHICH REQUIRED ME TO TRAVEL TO THE HIGHEST SUMMIT OF MOUNTAIN EVEREST, A GREULING WEEKS LONG JOURNY AFTER WHICH I DELETED MY ACCOUNT IN TRIUMPH
WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS THAT PRIER TO THAT I SPENT SEVERAL YEARS TRAINING AT A REMOTE CHINESE MONESTARY IN THE GOKU STYLE OF MARTIAL ART WHERE I LEARNED TO SLIGHTLHY INCREASE THE ENERGY EFFICIENCY OF MY ENRGY PROJECTION ATTACKS TO DECREASE THE ENERGY CONSUMPTION BY 3% AND INCREASE MY OVERALL POWAR, THE PROBLEM HEAR WAS THAT THERE WIFI IS VERY BAD AND I COULD NOT ACESS FORUMWARS
TO SHOW THAT I STILL CARE FOR YOU FORUMWARS I AM ADING A SPECIAL GIFT IT IS FUR EVERYONE TO ENJOY AND TO REMIND YOU OF THE GOLORY DAYS OF FORUMWARS AT ITS HEIGHTEST POINT
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I LOOK FORWARD TO REMINSING WITH ALL OF YOU FORUMWARSERS (view post) |
08/27/2016 |
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DEAR CHARILE SHEENCONGRATULATIONS MY FRIEND ON YOUR RECENT ACHIEVEMENTS AND FOR SHOWING THE WORLD HOW BADbum YOU REALLY ARE
BUT WOW I DONT THINK WEVE PARTIED SINCE THAT NITE I KICKED A STRIPPER THROUGH YOUR WINDOW OR WAS SHE A PROSTITUTE I DONT REMEMBER ANYWAYS WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND CELEBRATE ILL BRING THE GIRLS AND VODKA YOU BRING THE TIGER BLOOD (view post) |
03/12/2011 |
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COOL KIDS LOOK HEREDAMN SOMETIMES ITS A PAIN TO BE SO COOL BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, NOT POST? BEING COIL IS PART OF MY JOB IF I DIDNT POST IT WOULD BE UNPROFEFSIONAL (view post) |
02/18/2011 |
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Spongebpb sux. The movieSPOGEBOB IS A PRETTY GOOD SERIES THOUGH BUT THE MADE FOR TV MOVIES ARE BAD
IVE BEEN IN THE SALTY SPITOON BEFORE AND I FOUGHT A FISH (view post) |
08/14/2010 |
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This dude has some good aiming skillsIN ALL HONEY, JUSTIN BIEBER INVITED THE BOTTLE WITH HIS TERRIBLE STAGE BANTER AND MUSIC (view post) |
08/10/2010 |
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HEY EVIL TROUTEVIL FISH OFFERERD ME A POSITION AS MODERATOR ONCE BUT DUE TO A TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING I PUNCHED HIM IN THE HEAD
HE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL BUT RETRACTED HIS OFFERLog in to see images! (view post) |
08/09/2010 |
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DR STEVE BRULE JOINS SUPER TOUGH BIKER GANG "THE BEARS"
DR STEVE BRULE IS POWARFUL AND I WELCOME HIM INTO MY ELITE TEAM OF FIHTERS (view post) |
07/04/2010 |
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY (RIP BILLY MAYS)IVE NEVER BEN A FAN OF CAPSLOCK I FIND IT A WASTE OF MY TIME (view post) |
06/29/2010 |
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NICOLAS CAGE IS A POWARFUL MANNICOLAS CAGE, YOU KNOCKED A WOMAN OUT WITH UNE PUNCH BUT WITH PROPER TRAINING YOU COULDVE KILLED HER INSTEAD. YOU SHOW PROMISE AS A STUDENT AND I EXTEND TO YOU THE OPURTUNITY TO BECOME MY STUDENT
ALSO THAT SECOND PART REMINDS ME OF WHEN I ACCADENTALLY KICKED A WHORE OUT OF CHARLE SHEEN’S WINDOW AT A PARTY, SHE WAS OK THOUGH (view post) |
06/25/2010 |