Buster Hymen's Flamebate Posts

I'm so honored

Joe Pesci isn’t stupid he’s a very talented actor.

I'm so honored

glittrgrrrl69 Posted:

you dont look liek joe pesci Log in to see images!

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Of course he doesn’t. Because he’s not Joe Pesci. It says so right over his picture.

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Hello

I didn’t read your post, I just saw the topic and got very excited about the idea of saying hello to someone.

I may have planned this poorly.

<3<3<3 Save the princess

fabulous persongerydaggerydoo Posted:

If you’re bored you can come round my place baby.

I’ll take off all your clothes and bend you over the table and **** you while wearing my robe and wizard’s hat. Then my dog will join in and stick his dogmale reproductive organ in your mouth and start humping you furiously, then i’ll tie you onto the table and put on rick astley for added sexiness. After you’re tied down I will push needles into your cute little mammary glands untill the implants burst and drain out of all the little holes in your mammary glands, then i’ll stick needles in your clit and masturbate as you moan in pain. Then i’ll take this knife and shove it in your woman's genitals and bum, then i’ll get my saw and hack off your legs and arms and then **** you again for good measure, then i’ll get a scalpel and cut you open and rip out your uterus and then **** that some more then cut out your cervix and use it as a male reproductive organring while i **** your pulsating heart. At the end just before you die i’ll drill a hole in your skull and skull**** your untill you’re dead. Then your remains will feed my dog for a week.

and call it “The Aristocrats”

Depressing Haiku / fills me with sorrow and pain / angsty angst angst angst.

you two need some banjos

Where is 2ru love?

Al Tilly Posted:

true love is a lie fabricated by sosiety to try to turn u 2 sheep

He has a good point.

If you can’t find true love, get a sheep.

In the dark, they’re just as good.