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Buff trolls!

*grumble* Fine. Tarman please add my date to your original post so people don’t have to read down to see it.

Trolls weaker then other clbumes? Actual discussion.

Your thread is full of Fail.

Trolls weaker then other clbumes? Actual discussion.

These stats reflect items and attacks that will actually be used.

Trolls

Buffs to Troll offense: Baby Sealskin Overcoat +3 or Heterozygous Tiger +5 Offense – Leather Cat Mask +1 Offense (Must buy from Pwn Shop) – Fap +3 Offense (Long duration)

Buffs to Troll defense: Baby Sealskin Overcoat +10 Defense – Starter Pack Defense +5 – Tinted Sunglbumes +2 Defense (Must buy from Pwn Shop)

Troll attacks base damage: Yo Momma 35-40 – Insult 20-25 – Spoil 11-12

Consumables: Jimson Weed 5x Extract Douchebaggery +60/92 Flezz

Emos

Buffs to Emo offense: Emo Kid Starter Pack +2 Offense – Eyeball Piercing +5 Offense – Gothic Script Tattoo +3 Offense

Buffs to Emo defence: Starter Pack +2 Defense – Eyeball Piercing +5 Defense – Self-Mutilate +2 Defense (Heals, Long duration)

Emo attacks base damage: Not listed in Wiki.

Consumables: Ex-Girlfriend’s Cologne Tears +60/38 Flezz

Camwhores

Buffs to Camwhore Offense: Starter Pack +1 Offense – Ultra-Heel, El Elegante, Ow, My Eyes, Red Strap-Ons +5 Offense – Leather Cat Mask +1 Offense – Pump Me Up +4 Offense (Also heals, Low duration)

Buffs to Camwhore Defense: Red Strap-Ons +5 Defense – Harris Piltons™ +3 Defense

Camwhore attacks base damage: Threaten to Contact Authorities 60-65 (refresh of 2) – Vivid Description of Sexual Escapades 30-35 – Flirt 6-10

Consumables: L’ORLY Lipstick Sexiness +50/69 Flezz

Conclusions:

Offense – Camwhores start with 6-7 extra Offense and have attacks that deal much higher base damage then Trolls. Emos start with +10 Offense and presumable have attacks that deal nearly as much base damage as Trolls. Trolls start with +3-5 Offense. So what do Emo’s and Camwhores give up for this power compared to Trolls?

Defense – Camwhore defense +5-8 (If rumors of high repair costs are true Camwhores may be prone to leaving off glbumes for grinding), Emos have +7 Defense, Trolls have +15-17 Defense.

Consumables: Emos get cheap consumables but I was surprised to learn that Camwhore consumables are noticeably cheaper then Trolls.

Camwhores and Emos do way more damage then Trolls. This let them excel in Domination by earning more Lemon scoops for fast runs, more Vanilla scoops for pwning more forums faster overall, and extra Flezz for gambling. That extra Flezz is earned because more offense in the high level forums means less attacks needed and less turns to be attacked. Less turns being attacked means less damage to equipment and cheaper repair costs.

The one thing Trolls excel at is Defense and it just isn’t enough.

Crotch Zombies please take some time out to reexamine clbum balance.

4 Paranoid Panorama Runs

Fwd Re Re Posted:

stupid trolls always whining about how hrd itz r too b troll. they gots it easy en should stop theri crying.

No one said Re-Res are supposed to be as good as other clbumes. And there is no “Trolls suck bum at Domination and all we got was this lousy E-Peen™” E-Peen™.

Old Microsoft Code revealed

/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code

Project: Chicago™

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

*/

#include “win31.h”

#include “win95.h”

#include “evenmore.h”

#include “oldstuff.h”

#include “billrulz.h”

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 3.11”Log in to see images!; */

/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 95”Log in to see images!; */

printf(“Welcome to Windows 98”Log in to see images!;

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open(“aLog in to see images!swp0001.swp”, O_CREATE);

while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

Edit: It doesn’t look right jammed to the left of the page.

A Few Questions...

Look at your available shops. If you don’t see what you need keep playing. Some shops show up as the plot progresses.

Troll Stores?

No. I wasted a fair amount of Flezz buying an Eyeball Piercing. Glbumes are it.

4 Paranoid Panorama Runs

After selling my junk I received 7,292 Flezz giving me a profit of 2,128. My runs were pretty good so this is just about the max I can get. But if what has been said here is true it’s only 2/5ths of what Camwhores net earnings.

So again I ask, If Trolls are not supposed to be fast or earn more Flezz off of the hard forums where does our specialty lie?

One word

Pragmatic

4 Paranoid Panorama Runs

Arktor Posted:

See, the problem is that this is plaintively false. One run is worth a little more than 11k cred. 4 runs is worth a little over 45k cred. If you don’t believe me, http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/List_Of_Forums

Those totals were posted by a Camwhore but I’ll do runs right now to double check.

Edit: The totals are correct. I found my mistake. The calculations I was using were based on a run where I died once. I’m going to dogreat timesent it better now but I know I’m making less then 1,000 Flezz per run.