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AristRofl's SUPER-OMEGA-AWESOME contest. (3, 5, and 7bp + extras) (NSFW)Contest closed. I’ll announce the winners sometime tomorrow. (view post) |
04/06/2009 | |
Save The Unknown Comic! Donate TODAY!Dear Unknown comic,
Continue being “funny”,
“All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, pbumion, and desire.” ~Aristotle
“Godamnit, where are my pants.” ~AristRofl
You let me down, and I will impregnate you. I have the technology.
~AristRofl. (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
ITT: A Recipe For Delicious BBQ SauceSneaky27 Posted:
OH GOD DAMN, bison. I’ll have to hit the butchers. (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
ITT: A Recipe For Delicious BBQ SauceI’ll make this at somepoint this weekend. (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
ATTENTION EVERYONE: Stop posting your gay attempts at hip-hopREMODEL THOU SHALT NOT MAKE AMENDS SO WHAT CAN CONTINUOUSLY CAUSING THEM SERIOUS JOY NOT SO BY TOUCH. BUT NOURISHING LIKE EYE CANDY AND SUCH SITUATIONS GET CURVED MORE OFTEN NOW CONSTANT COMMANDMENTS CONQUERING THE CASUAL CROWD WHY DOES IT SEEM THE KEEN FEELINGS SIMUL-SEEM SEPARATE AT THE SEEMS INVADING MY IMBALANCED DREAMS SHARPER THEN A LESSON ORDINARY THOUGHTS OF SEARING SIRENS, VIOLET VIOLENCE LEAVING WHOLE CITIES SILENT LOOSEN YOUR SCREWS FROM THE CILACIBEN
YOU ARISTROFL ON DECK AND I’M SWINGING ON DISRESPECT DRIVE A CAR BOMB THROUGH THE GAMES A HELL OF MIC CHECK I MIGHT GET ERRATIC AND AUTOMATICALLY REEK HAVOC ON ANY RABID WANNA BE THAT SEEKS STATIC I SPEAK MAGIC, WHEN IM UNDER THE SCOPE CAUSE RIGHT NOW MY ****IN BACK ACCOUNT NUMBER IS BROKE SO UNDER IS SPOKE TO CHOKE I NEED TO BREATH PLENTY TO SEE TO SQUEEZE ONE MORE PENNY TO EAT A SPENDING DISEASE CALLED CAPITALISM BREEDS, AND FEED THE GREED OF FEW, WHILE OVERLOOK THE NEEDS, OF THE POPULACE, YOU DON’T NEED BINOCULARS TO SPOT THE IMPOVERISHED OPERATIVES LIVING IN THE METROPOLIS ID EXERCISE CAUSE WHEN YOU TEST THE RECKLESS CAUSE I GUARANTEE YOUR ALL HOMO-ERECTUS I RIDICULE EVERY HYPOCRITICAL CRITIC WHO’S DELIBERATELY CRITICAL OF THIS INDIVIDUAL I **** IN THE POOL WHILE YOUR DOING LAPS I MOW THE LAWN WHILE YOUR ALL LYING IN THE GRbum I’M TRYING TO GRASP THE CLIP CAUSE I’M FLYING TO FAST TRYING TO RELAX AS WE ALL DIE IN THE CRASH I’M FLYING SO FAST I CAN’T CATCH THE SILVER SPOON I BEEN HUNGRY FOR LONG THAT I’D KILL FOR FOOD DUDE I’MA MOVE FROM RAGS TO A HIGH ROLLER PLUS I’MA KICK BOTH OF YOUR bumES IF YOUR A BI-POLA I MIGHT ROLL A FOOL UP IN A CARPET TO FINISH A FEUD THAT I HADN’T EVEN STARTED I’M THE TYPE OF KID THAT MAKES A GROWN MAN AFRAID SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY BICH HERES A HAND GRENADE
IT’S LIKE DAT (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
ATTENTION KLANS: I may now decide to grace your klan with my membership.Invite sent. *gunfingers* (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
I AM SO SEXYI demand you relinquish the source of the magnum PI vidya gaem. (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
Banned From 4chanSingtard Posted:
Dear OP, I must request proof. I am bored. (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
I just have to say this to someoneSounds like your missing a key ingredient.
I, myself, am a big ugly ogre. But I have a lot of confidence. Ogre + Confidence = Teddy bear. My current girlfriend of almost 2 years is WAY out of my league.
You gotta just man up to the situation.
Here are your lines.
“Hey, we gotta talk about something. I’m quite fond of you. I need to know what is wrong. Why did you need to break up with me. I have to know.”
Do not cry. Shed no tears. You release a single saline drop, and its all for nothing. Show her you are a rock, what ever it is that is causing this issue, you are a bulwark that can withstand it. Nothing can bring down your manliness. Let her cry if need be, but don’t you dare cry.
Get your information, resolve the situation, and stay strong. When you get home, go to your room. Reflect. Analyze. It is now o.k. to cry. But I don’t think you will need to, you will either have proper closure, or you will have a new outlook of possibilities. (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
I finally worked up the courage to post noodzGOD DAMN IT! Where am I… (view post) |
03/31/2009 | |
THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNDAMN YOU ADDICTION!
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hallo You: Hail Friend! You: How goes it! You: ? Stranger: good, and you? You: Not bad You: Whatcha up to? Stranger: watching tv Stranger: Dirty Jobs You: That show is pretty good Stranger: yeah You: I don't want to be a stranger anymore Stranger: I just got bored thought I would try this site again You: My name is Paul You: nice to meet you Stranger: that's crazy Stranger: my names paul You: Wow, bumuming your not joking, You: thats pretty neat Stranger: nope lol Stranger: strange coincidence You: Also that means what is in my hand right now makes me gay Stranger: LOL You: Hmmm yeah. You: AWKWARD! You: /inflection Stranger: expecting a girl? You: nope You: ok done. You: thanks! You have disconnected.(view post) |
03/31/2009 | |
THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Forumwarz Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello! You: Forumwarz! Stranger: i don't think so Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: BasilMarket says hi You: Forumwarz You: Who is BasilMArket? Stranger: Did you perhaps get someone earlier who posted a picture of hank hill saying propane? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Forumwarz Stranger: Internet Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Forumwarz! Stranger: WHO NEEDS FORUM WARZ You: RaceWarz? Stranger: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WAR Stranger: HERE IS WORLD WAR TWO! Stranger: I am invading your territory You: that movie had nazis Stranger: right now Stranger: Right Stranger: now Stranger: you are the poland to my germany You: man that holocaust thing would have been scary Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: god? You: FORUM.... You: Warz..... Stranger: uhh. You: yes my son? Stranger: just checkin if you were still there. Stranger: how's jesus? You: He's grounded Stranger: boo. why?! You: little bastard Stranger: that means we can't chill this weekend. You: IM him You: tell him to do the dishes You: I might let him go out Stranger: idk. he never listens to me. You: yeah, he gets that way sometimes You: But I mean You: meh kids that age Stranger: I know, right? Stranger: I just don't get them. You: You get to be a few millenia You: then bam You: you get all uppity You: And his mom Stranger: all those years gotta make you crazy and apathetic about everything. You: How are my choosen doing? You: They still hung up on the money thing? Stranger: a little bit. Stranger: the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. You: Hmmm.. Welp that reminds me You: Build a boat You: soon You: a big one You: and get some cages You: and a shovel You: you will need it Stranger: alright. Stranger: another flood or something? You: Ok well, off you go. You: *wink*
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FO Stranger: heyyy You: RU You: MW You: ARZ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Forumwarz You: also, firs Stranger: JUNKYARDWARZ You: t You: * You: that show is cool Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: well Stranger: *fine upstanding member of society* Stranger: HEllo You: last one I'm gonna try You: say You: ever heard of forumwarz? Stranger: Nope You: Cool Stranger: ever heard of Omnius? You: We can be friends Stranger: BFF? Stranger: Nice Stranger: I like BFF You: Eww gross, my bum is off limits Stranger: Dammit Stranger: Fine be that way Your conversational partner has disconnected.(view post) |
03/31/2009 | |
The website is down!http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/ (view post) |
03/31/2009 | |
Statistics show that most single-car fatalities are the result of guys popping their load behind the wheelLog in to see images! Never crashed once. (view post) |
03/31/2009 | |
The website is down!Compiling
Items: 1 Exception: System.InvalidRequest: Unable to care, object is of type ‘Old.As.****’. (view post) |
03/31/2009 | |
Intellectualize rap in this thread.You are currently listening to the lyrical artist, considered to be so talented that he might fornicate with your mother, as a general statement. Increase the volume in my headphones, if you could, please. Timothy, you can allow the burden you posses to metaphorically slide from your person I understand, yes
If you feel as though you posses the mentality of like a wealthy flesh peddler black friend, allow the burden you posses to metaphorically slide from your person Females may feel as though they posses the mentality of a wealthy flesh peddler s too, allow the burden you posses to metaphorically slide from your person Black men can act out of standard baby, don’t forget that boy told you Disregard, that, Metaphorical Burden!
I’m likely in debt to all of you, proud to be locked by the force I work hard to earn money, I enjoy things that match aesthetically with my automobile I do not feel remorse, I feel as if I had to do this in retaliation I make obscene hand gestures to officers of the law, my black friend, I grab my testicles Many females harbor feelings for me, as they cheer from their respective positions Many men also hold me in high regard, and wish to emulate me Other artists, on the other hand, dislike my popularity, and view me as a threat. Men who were raised in a similar atmosphere to myself, enjoy my success, seeing it as their victory as well I did not possess this much fame at the beginning, but now my artistic talent is rated highly My Black friend, my fans love me in both London England, and in the country of Japan My advice is to metaphorically emulate a “running back”, a position on a football team, and head directly for the goal that you seek to achieve That’s what I did, African American friend, Because, I have very influential friends.
If you feel as though you posses the mentality of like a wealthy flesh peddler black friend, allow the burden you posses to metaphorically slide from your person Females may feel as though they posses the mentality of a wealthy flesh peddler s too, allow the burden you posses to metaphorically slide from your person Black men can act out of standard baby, don’t forget that boy told you Disregard, that, Metaphorical Burden!
You must Disregard, that, Metaphorical Burden! You must Disregard, that, Metaphorical Burden! You must Disregard, that, Metaphorical Burden! You must Disregard, that, Metaphorical Burden!
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03/31/2009 | |
Are new computers going to be available on itembuildr?Plum? Superior? Matter? PFFFFFT. (view post) |
03/30/2009 | |
POLL: Pranking in IDCBRILLIANT! (view post) |
03/30/2009 | |
View this thread to receive a Haxploitation epeen“and values outside the range allowed by three characters are displayed using more than three characters.” (view post) |
03/30/2009 | |
THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: Log in to see images!
You: how are you my homosexual friend
Stranger: im a girl ^_^
You: yeah right
Stranger: no really!
You: i’ve talked to 20 “girls” today
Stranger: I can show you picture of my woman's genitals!
You: ok
Stranger: I’ll upload it now
You: don’t leave me hanging
Stranger: it will take a little while so please wait
You: i AM waiting
You: time is ticking away
You: my connection is about to time out
You: ***Connection Timed Out***
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
**** NEVER CAME THROUGH (view post) |
03/30/2009 |