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I'm Shii and I can't think of original thread ideas; ask me questionsIf you’re a wolf, how come you’re such a woman's genitals? (view post) |
06/07/2009 |
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Tougher forums are getting to be insane.Well, I have a pink floyd and a masterball, and I can speedrun lvl 35 forums easily with about 650 ego. But then again, I DO have a pink floyd and a masterball ^^ (view post) |
06/06/2009 |
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The Master Ball is in the Ppwn Shoppe!It’s also a good idea to buyout some of EVE-CHARM’s masterballs in kyoubai.
She’s selling it for the minimum price you get at the ppwn shop. If you buy it from her, you won’t even have to mess up your frugality by haxlrosing to get it! Pretty good idea to check it out, imo. (view post) |
06/06/2009 |
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Master balls Are Back, Get'em At Max Frug Price, 0% profit 415848Eve, you do realize that you’re making a loss, right? Also, in case you’re being altruistic, the fatcats can easily buyout all of your auctions rather than visiting the ppwn shop, so… all I’m saying is, you can’t break the masterball monopoly so easily.
Anyway, serious kudos to you for trying to help out some newfabulous persons! ▲ ▲▲ (view post) |
06/06/2009 |
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Master ball for sale!get it while it’s hot!
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/263042-master-ball (view post) |
06/06/2009 |
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An accurate description of all spheres of human social interactionHighschool all over again Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/05/2009 |
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Participate in a chain story! Win 3BPspartadude Posted:
The man took his shoes off and deftly opened Peter’s zipper with his almost feminine finger-toes. He bent down and came closer. As he approached, his cheeks burned with both desire, and the heat radiating off of Peter’s large, throbbing… (view post) |
06/05/2009 |
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Happy Birthday Wylin!▲ ▲ ▲
A triforce in your honour. Happy birthday! (view post) |
06/02/2009 |
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so im going to start playing the game againBandaney Posted:
Nah hackers with 4 beast0rs, a masterball, and a pink floyd can easily takedown lvl 35 forums. Infact, the master ball isn’t even essential. (view post) |
06/02/2009 |
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Participate in a chain story! Win 3BPzhirzzh Posted:
Virginity. He was one of THOSE Uncles, who didn’t think that it was a sin to… (view post) |
06/02/2009 |
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Question: would you let your child play Forumwarz?While forumwarz does provide me with much entertainment and a surprisingly large amount of hilarity, but I don’t know… I wouldn’t let my kids touch the stuff before they were nineteen or so. (view post) |
06/01/2009 |
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What's your (strangest/ hottest/ sickest) sex fantasy?This is a bad thread…
Requesting move to role-playing. (view post) |
05/31/2009 |
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Poetry contest for 3BPThere they are drooping over the breakfast plates, angel-like, folding in their sad wing, animal sad, and only the night before there they were playing the banjo. Once more the day’s light comes with its immense sun, its mother trucks, its engines of amputation. Whereas last night the male reproductive organ knew its way home, as stiff as a hammer, battering in with all its awful power. That theater. Today it is tender, a small bird, as soft as a baby’s hand. She is the house. He is the steeple. When they **** they are God. When they break away they are God. When they snore they are God. In the morning they bumer the toast. They don’t say much. They are still God. All the male reproductive organs of the world are God, blooming, blooming, blooming into the sweet blood of woman. (view post) |
05/31/2009 |
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Waddup with the Hall of **** leaderboard yo?Also, last I checked, my hall was at -54. I can’t see who would want to downvote ALL of my wins to bring to less than 200. Mods, u sure this isn’t a bug? (view post) |
05/30/2009 |
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Waddup with the Hall of **** leaderboard yo?PhineasPoe Posted:
He’s an old soul. Lots of Niel Diamond jokes. Pretty funny too.
Edit: 60 wins to be precise. (view post) |
05/30/2009 |
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Waddup with the Hall of **** leaderboard yo?All of a sudden, Erectile death topped it with 300, even though I remember scully having around 900.
And for some reason, I’m dead last Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/30/2009 |
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JB's non-Forumwarz "Help Wanted" thread: Artists + Flash Animators + Web Designers neededJust recruit Inconnu and be over and done with it… (view post) |
05/30/2009 |
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Fingerz, Adapt, Shii, Crinkz, MC Banhammer, Sig Enabling male reproductive organ Mongler, Evil Trout, Jalapeno Bootyhole, Tubsweetie, Swine, Aldo Anything, CoreyJess, Fran, Wylin, Jwred5, Raepdog, Cheins Sanchez, Nicco, Angry Hobo, Inertia, Acid Flux, Xylon, Baroness, Goats▲ ▲ ▲
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I CAN TRIFORCE (view post) |
05/30/2009 |
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12BP up for grabs! Several ways to win! (Possibly NSFW)I’ve added you.
Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/29/2009 |
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Participate in a chain story! Win 3BPSarcasm Inc Posted:
Causing a series of traumatizing memories to come rushing back, which left him babbling in an epileptic stupor. Unfortunately, when his dad had mounted the searchlight, he MOUNTED the searchlight. (view post) |
05/29/2009 |