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	AKKAHZ THREAD keep posting, my erection is growing in both length and girth AW YEAH MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL GOT 6 HITS LAST WEEK I really wish my baby bunnykiller would come back… baby I’m sorry I was hittin up Odalisque in IDC, but don’t worry nothing happened baby she said she was too busy “eiffel towering real fine upstanding member of societys” whatever that means, but BK if you’re reading this come home baby I’m sorry I’m posting our song just for you girl http://www.akkonline.com Log in to see images! (view post)	01/28/2009
	AKKAHZ THREAD a klOkw3rK Ka0s 4 LIFE I’m just im a hood wigger that survived from the streets of San Jose that finally made it THIS WHITE BOY CAME A LONG WAY SINCE CHAUFFERING FOR CRIPS WHEN I LIVED WITH A GANG fine upstanding member of societyS TRY TO HUSTLE LIKE ME SORRY THOUGH BRO WALGREENS ISN’T HIRING YHBT Log in to see images! (view post)	01/28/2009
	AKKAHZ THREAD trolling is all about who can care less CHECK OUT THIS BADbum SS OF CIV 4 Log in to see images! BRB CLEANING GIZZ OFF MY MONITOR OHGODCIV lol@u.com Log in to see images! (view post)	01/28/2009
	AKKAHZ THREAD I want a new tattoo… I’m thinking a VW logo made out of weiners. Thoughts? I need to get me some new kicks, Walmart is having a special 2 for 20 I don’t know if they mean I get both shoes for 20, or 2 pairs BUT EITHER WAY DAWG 2 FOR 20 keep posting, you’ll win the internet I promise Log in to see images! (view post)	01/28/2009
	AKKAHZ THREAD I’m staring into your soul view my biorythms I have been on the internet since it was pay by the minute THE ORIGINAL ORIGINAL GANGSTA take that take that take that YHBT Log in to see images! (view post)	01/28/2009
	AKKAHZ THREAD I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack YHBT ** the imitators Log in to see images!** (view post)	01/28/2009
	AAHZ... A LOOK BACK ON HIS 2008 LEGACY Log in to see images! (view post)	12/18/2008
	Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste wow look how many people I got to post in my thread! I think that if people are talking about me (good or bad) at least theyre talking AMIRITE?! Because I don’t care about the internet, any emotion I get out of people is awesome for me. I enjoy all of the attention, and because I feel that I can’t be trolled I think that every time someone says my name they are being trolled because obviously they care more about the internet than me. I make people think that my bad posting is intentional, and in IDC I bore the hell out of everyone talking about very “deep” philosophical things, like how I don’t care about the internet and everything in life is relative. Then I post very tl;dr and regurgitated things in flamebate. I think that people reading all of my posts pretty much immediately means I win because my posts are so horrible and they care about the internet more than me. I don’t care about the internet and what people think (do you believe me yet?) keep posting, my erection is growing in both length and girth. YHBT. I don’t care about the internet. You do. (I don’t) (care about the internet) (sorry was splitting that up confusing? I meant “I don’t care about the internet” ) (view post)	10/08/2008
	AAHZ THREAD AKK had enough My new failindustrialsynth cd out in November! (and by out I mean I will be putting a price tag on them and leaving them in walmart) two trolls enter, one troll leaves ( I’m so hard I just quoted mad max) Log in to see images! (view post)	10/07/2008
	Important Announcement I really am a horrible poster. Maybe I should post how lolcats are gay in a nonRP forum again to save everyone some brain cells. YHBT who wants BPs? Log in to see images! (view post)	10/06/2008
	ATTN AAHZ keep posting I am about to bust an internut. <insert unfounded arrogance here> Log in to see images! (view post)	10/06/2008
	MCbanhammer loves the male reproductive organ. I’m just here to rock the boat rocking is what I do best, as you can see from my cool leather jacket, molestache, and ponytail. there can only be one Log in to see images! (view post)	10/06/2008
	AAHZ, there is something you should know aboutme I don’t get the joke. Maybe I should stop posting. Nvm, I’ll just post rick roll lyrics again. I am the oldest of the oldfabulous persons, creator of the internet. I allow AKKonline to exist doin it for the lulz Log in to see images! (view post)	10/06/2008
	ATTN AAHZ I am great timesming as you post. I must make a failbeat about the feeling in my pants you are giving me when you post. Look for my new single “I don’t care about the internet but you do LOL@u.com” on my 13th failindustrialsynth cd. I wish you would stop embarrbuming yourself Log in to see images! (view post)	10/06/2008
	MCbanhammer loves the male reproductive organ. I don’t think it is possible for me to care any less about forumwarz. That is made apparent by my constant posts about me not caring about this website. ...oh wait still the greatest Log in to see images! (view post)	10/06/2008
	ATTN AAHZ Please post more about me. You will win the internet, I promise. silencing haters since 1981 Log in to see images! (view post)	10/06/2008
	AAHZ, there is something you should know aboutme Keep posting, my erection is growing in both length and girth. I got hellbanned in IDC again. brb, gotta make another failindustrialsynth cd. YHBT you can’t spell AAHZisthebest without AAHZ. Log in to see images! (view post)	10/06/2008
	IDC: TROLLED. Bauzer: haha whats worse is i need to TOP AAHZ in the coming years to stay fresh Bauzer: my last successful forum flamer was a gangster-type. i got it down good too. used him about as long as ive used AAHZ Bauzer: ppl are baffled its just a switch i turn on and off SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Bauzer: what is truly baffling is how you toot your own horn endlessly SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: and somehow think its cool when its beyond old now Bauzer: well i started all this ** SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: me, me, me..dont you hear yourself? Bauzer: it deserves an explanation. Bauzer: wat its true? SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: everything is about you, man, yeah.. SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you are master of the internet! Bauzer: lol you dont get it Bauzer: ANGRY HOBO = an angry druk hobo Bauzer: drunk SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: no, its you who really doesnt get it, and its why so many ppl just dislike you, because its very special Bauzer: FENK= bumhurt fabulous person Bauzer: look Bauzer: everybody has their own mask here SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you need to stop the me me me thing Aldo_Anything: everybody has it’s price HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: serious Bauzer: i chose my mask to me.. the CHAT MASTER Bauzer: yes im serious Bauzer: this is RP board SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see how you are still talking about you? SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: lol SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: youre a clbumic megalomaniac type dude Bauzer: im explaining. take it for what u want. ignorance is irrellivent SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: irellevant you mean SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: >.> Bauzer: yup SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: irrelevant SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: nope SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: suckered again SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: haha Bauzer: lol this is a place to express yourself Bauzer: i dont care who does what Bauzer: i have a long history of intersite raids for s and giggles SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see, youre still talking about you SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i this, i that Bauzer: so? look at the forums bub SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: me, me ,me Bauzer: blah. you are stuck in troll mode SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: no im trying to point something important out to you Bauzer: you are not a good role player SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: srs Bauzer: yes Bauzer: you suck at role playing Bauzer: not a troll. SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see, now its all about being defensive AKKAHZ: nobody is rping but you Bauzer: whos defensive? SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: like gimme a break man AKKAHZ: I hope you rp as a failtroll Bauzer: yup AKKAHZ: Log in to see images! AKKAHZ: pwned AKKAHZ: lulz Bauzer: that word means to me AKKAHZ: the last thing I would ever do is rp on an internet game Bauzer: its a tool for lulz AKKAHZ: fine upstanding member of society I made the internet Bauzer: but here u are SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: the best trolling is just using logic, since you people really are pretty delusional, some of you Bauzer: lol AKKAHZ: YHBT Bauzer: yup good job SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you need to really face your own mental issues there, i think Bauzer: see yall dont get the internet is a game Bauzer: AKKAHZ does Bauzer: when the mask comes off tho… ppl cant handle it AKKAHZ: THE ONLY THING I GET IS woman's genitals AND MONEY AKKAHZ: Log in to see images!** (view post)	10/05/2008
	IDC: TROLLED. Aldo_Anything: last couple of months we had orange bud. I liked it hippiedude605: orange bud SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: how do i know?!?! i wont even dignify that with an answer hippiedude605: i’ll try that later SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: because it is, thats how i know SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: lol many books have said so AKKAHZ: weed is for pussies Aldo_Anything: smell it, fruity stuff hippiedude605: so is u AKKAHZ: OGs sling eight balls SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: AKKAHZ: i am the greatest troll of all time SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Log in to see images! hippiedude605: get bent AKKAHZ: Log in to see images! SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i am a master troll SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: your lord and master of the internet AKKAHZ: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you are being outtrolled so hard right now hippiedude605: ugotrickrolled SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: AKKAHZ: lmao, you are so deluded you must be aahz hippiedude605: anyway hippiedude605: later SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Log in to see images! hippiedude605: up your too SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: look at me, im a master troll! AKKAHZ: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: don’t you ever mistake me for that wanna be failtroll SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: lol AKKAHZ: I don’t even waste my time trolling you fwz fabulous persons AKKAHZ: I have my own site SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: AKKAHZ: you are being outtrolled so hard right now AKKAHZ: maybe you’ve heard of it AKKAHZ: akkonline.com Aldo_Anything: it’s a trap! AKKAHZ: I was hellbanned 6 times today SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: 200 members, reach for those stars, small fry AKKAHZ: Keep posting. My erection is growing in both length and girth. Bauzer: p silly IMO SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: just dont see how you FAIL by getting sucked in and replying do you? ah well AKKAHZ: Green for the money and because you **es are green with envy AKKAHZ: of my trolling skillz AKKAHZ: and e-rep Aldo_Anything: Bauzer: lol AKKAHZ: Log in to see images! SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: im a master troll and my rep is just so good on fw!!111!! SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: its like listening to irawr AKKAHZ: fwz was just stages 1-8 ion my master plan to take over the internet SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: or aahz AKKAHZ: I started anonymous AKKAHZ: Next I’ll bring back KPC AKKAHZ: and fenk AKKAHZ: and then raid AKKAHZ: then PROFIT Bauzer: lol i see what u are doing AKKAHZ: Log in to see images! Aldo_Anything: bring back ALF and ur my internet-hero Aldo_Anything: AKKAHZ: I don’t get why I am getting so much attention on this ty site SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Log in to see images! AKKAHZ: Then people found my picture on akkonline.com and shopped it onto gay porn AKKAHZ: and called it trolling AKKAHZ: then flooded my site AKKAHZ: and called that trolling AKKAHZ: I am a RL troll SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: so, what do you consider good trolling? AKKAHZ: you have to find your opponents weaknesses and exploit them SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: unoriginal insults and just general fabulous personry? cuz you seem to have that down p well Aldo_Anything: PAC-MAN FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aldo_Anything: °°° ° ° °° °°°°° ° ° ° °° °°° ° °°° °° ° °°° AKKAHZ: lulz AKKAHZ: pwned Bauzer: hes got it down p good IMO SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: thats at least a better answer than that ffff guy SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: who nad no answer at all to that q SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: haha AKKAHZ: I am surprised people aren’t begging me for BPs tonight AKKAHZ: They would be so worthless without me AKKAHZ: and my BPS YHBT** (view post)	10/05/2008
	AAHZ THREAD the “GODDAMN ORIGINAL”? more like the “GODDAMN O’MISERABLEwoman's genitalsWHOISNTFUNNYANDISAHORRIBLETROLL-GINAL” better watch how you talkin to me AKK I’ll unleash my army of newfabulous persons equipped with unfunny memes and a lack of wit Mr. Fappy ‘08 Log in to see images! (view post)	10/05/2008

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