Forumwarz Fun Facts!

  • Forumwarz was inspired by the book The Story of O by Anne Desclos.
  • Evil Trout owns the famous World’s Gayest Horse.
  • Forumwarz Episode 1 syncs up perfectly to Prince’s film Purple Rain.
  • None of the people who worked on Forumwarz have the ability to love.
  • The phrase “dick milk” appears over 72 times in Jalapeno Bootyhole’s secret diary. Don’t let him know that I know.
  • Late actor David Carradine was reported to be playing Forumwarz at the time of his mysterious death.
  • Robots boycotted Forumwarz due to the unflattering portrayal of women in the game.
  • The working title for Forumwarz was “Kingdom of Loathing.”
  • Forumwarz would be nothing but monotonous, mostly random text without the magic of Auto-Tune.
  • 65% of all profits from Brownie Point sales were donated to the Church of Scientology.
  • Crotch Zombie would never have made Forumwarz if they didn’t stay in school. Drop out of school, kids.
  • Forumwarz was created with the strictest adherence to Islamic law.
  • Remember, folks: drinking and driving is only okay when you need to get somewhere really, really fast.
  • Forumwarz was translated from Korean into Portuguese, then into English into Greek and back to English. Blame Google Translate if the story makes no sense.
  • Worried you might be bored while replaying Forumwarz? Try playing it while huffing paint!
  • One animal was harmed during the making of Forumwarz. A small puppy named Champs which Bingebot killed in order to get an erection.
  • Worst parody name not included in the game: Theyllmoanius Hunk.
  • Number of uses of the phrase "singing with her vagina lips" before editing: 270.
  • Number of uses of the phrase "singing with her vagina lips" after editing: 632.
  • Jalapeno Bootyhole actually has three bellybuttons. Also, seven anuses.
  • The release of Episode 3 was an international incident for which the Canadian Security Intelligence Service was forced to issue apologies in 29 languages.
  • Your mom was pretty good last night. In bed.
  • The largest pizza ever made measured 122 feet, 8 inches in diameter, made at Norwood Hypermarket in South Africa in 1990. Also, something about Forumwarz.
  • Fortunato actually wears a flesh-colored bald wig at all times.
  • Episode 2 was completely written and coded during the 24-hour downtime prior to its launch.
  • You still lost the game.
  • If you play one of the Tubsonic messages backwards, you can clearly hear the phrase "I buried BINGEBOT."
  • The Gilded Pocket Country Club story arc was based on actual events.
  • "RWOX CVDK OAAX" was originally named "XBOX CVDK OAAX," but Evil Trout couldn't read it without spontaneously ejaculating.
  • dobnits was voted "Most Likely to Travel Through Time: Class of 2073" at Sarah Palin High School.
  • Shii can fart every instrumental part of the theme from Love Story simultaneously.
  • PhineasPoe is hailed as a god in at least six Pacific Island cultures.
  • handofg0d actually does have a 27"-long, prehensile penis.
  • plk stands for People's Liberation Korps (the one with a "c" was already taken).
  • spacekadt can kill with thought.
  • Ardent is a born-again Branch Davidian.
  • swine's strict no-nudity clause meant we had to use a stunt cock.
  • Professor Commie PhD was more than happy to provide said stunt cock.
  • Samildanach not only hates being called "Sandwich," but he's actually deathly afraid of them.
  • Inconnu is a secret House M.D. fan.
  • Vonguard is actually Alan Thicke's booking agent. Tubmail him to book Alan for your next wedding, Bar Mitzvah or corporate event!
  • kraigu is four and a half years old.
  • Johnny Mac is immune to 17 distinct varieties of sexually transmitted diseases, but due to poor hygiene has yet to find an opportunity to demonstrate this fact.
  • Chawin never actually found out what was in that box under the lamp in room 1701.
  • blahquabats has yet to achieve sentience.
  • Bashy actually loves fetuses.
  • CoreyJess found all of his creative inspiration in the warm, loving embrace of daily whiskey enemas.
  • Odalisque is actually Timmeh with a wig.
  • Jubbles can recite, from memory, every piece of Star Trek slash fiction he has ever read.
  • Episode 3's primary purpose was to get Forumwarz as many entries in TV Tropes as possible. The revenue and story development are just ancillary bonuses.
  • The "Internet Court" minigame was based off of the popular first-person shooter "Quake." All sources saying otherwise are lying.
  • There are several dozen less than subtle references to Jalapeno Bootyhole's fetish throughout the entire storyline. In case you didn't notice, it is the letter "G."
  • Evil Trout's vagina has so many freckles that it's technically black. However, the reason why once you go there, you're unable to go back, is unrelated as well as unspeakably horrid.
  • "Forumwarz: The Movie" is currently in production and slated for a Summer 2012 release. "INCIT on Ice" is also in the works.
  • Drrtycop74's character is based off the woman that Evil Trout's ex-boyfriend left him for.
  • All female characters are actually based on the game designers' exes. This is how they keep them in their lives.
  • Episode 3's development was powered entirely by a combination of caffeine, meth, and hookers. All payments meant for the Apprentices have already been spent on more meth.
  • The storyline's original ending was that Shallow Esophagus was, in fact, a Ricket alt the entire time.
  • The Crotch Zombie office is merely a facade for the Giraffe People's true HQ, from which they will eventually emerge and take their rightful place as Lords of the Galaxy. It explains the high ceilings.
  • BINGEBOT's absence is due to him being the ambassador to the Olympic Council. Watch for Domination to be a major event by the 2016 Summer Olympic Games!
  • While you're reading this, someone on this planet is masturbating. That someone is MC Banhammer.
  • Prior to his death, Michael Jackson helped compose some of the music played in Forumwarz. But, due to contract issues, he was not credited. Also, ET forgot to code in the music.
  • Forumwarz podcasts were recorded in front of a live, but still drowsy from the chloroform, studio audience.
  • Fuck you. Yes, that's a fact. Fuck you.
  • Forumwarz Episodes 1 through 3 are actually Episodes 4 through 6. Forumwarz Episode 1 will be henceforth known as "A New Hope."

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