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Whine About Significant Other

Whine About Significant Other

Log in to see images! Available at: Level 6
Cost to Train: 2 Upgrade Points
Attack 25 (Stronger when Ego is low)
Cost: Tears -3
Refresh: 2 turns
In tree: Whine-o
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Attack Phrases

Lorraine! I loved you mroe than Melissa even tho I kept calling out her name during that blowjob!
I feel like my heart is goign to explode. All I wnat is someone to snuggle me and tell me everything is going to bee alright. Why is this wrld sew detestable. Why can’t ne1 understand.
God, I hate my mistress’s dad. He keeps calling me “knobgoblin” just because I wear orange kohl. People am so ignorant.
Amy is my everything. was my everything. time foar a gud sepukku.
My stupid flycatcher a **** says she can’t sleep next to me because I still wet the bed. Stupid ho.
remember that time you spit my spunk back into my own mouth and i promised i wouldn’t tell anyone? well the internet knows nowe jaclyn!
my significant other is so ****able…i just want to rip her face off with a brbum knuckles
oh tammy, how i yearn for your perfect sensual spoon positon. donna!1
I’d rather nto taeks my black knickers off durig sex, but my booty cal insists! I guess someone won’t be getting laid until spring.
My girlfriend thinks I’m mental? I’ll show her. I’ll ball-biting boil her Vizsla in acid. Then she’ll kno what love is…
oh mary, how i yearn phoar your perfect reverse cowgirl position. LEANNE1!
andrea! i loved you more than wanda even tho i kept calling out her nmae during that dirty talk!
I took hur out for dinnar eveyr night. I bought her all kinds of expensive, lacy intimates. I even pierced my poop chamber for her and got a dreadful viral infection. Yet she still doesn’t respect me. Why don’t yall respect me, Robin???

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