Whine About Parents
Whine About Parents
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eww…my parents made love yesterday…and i saw it! and my therapist wonders why i’m nutty. |
gawd, my dad is such a hooker and my mom is literally dim-witted. i’d go tew live with my aunt if i didn’t smell rye erry time we hold |
Gawd, my dad is such an strumpet and my mom is literally backward. I’d go to lives with my closest living female relative if I didn’t smell Rum erry time we grope |
i can’t live in this house anymore. my parents are suffocating me with their constant talk of tom cruise. |
I can’t sssssssstand my pareeeeeeeents. They’re always listening 2 the gayest music like Elvis Costello, ore the complete works of John Locke on tape. Looks like it’s sepukku again for me! |
I can’t stand my parents. They’re always listening to tha gayest music like Green Day, or the complete works of Arthur Schopenhauer on tape. Looks like it’s murder-suicide again for me! |
i hate my family sew much. i wrote a senryu about exactly hao i plan to smack them with a machete. |
I hate mai family so much. I wrote a roundelay baout exactly how I plan to clobber them with a scythe. |
I love mai parents. I just wish thay loved me, too. Its like I’m a fizz coming out of it that they just can’t get rid of. Read more about miy suffering in my article. |
Miy dad cares mooooooore abouuuuuuuut thhhhhhhat lousy League of Womennnnnnnnn Voters than me. If thys were th’ Jazz Age, I’d hop a dinghies to Albania, tell everyone they were dead, and never lqqqqqk back. |
my ball-biting dad ccccut my allowance to 51 because he caught me masturrrrbating to my aunt in da shower. |
my creepy aunt srlsy went insane on mi today just because i impaled the heads of 3 hogs ins the backyard. talk about closed-minded. |
so, um, if i were to murder my creepy aunt 2day…you guys wouldn’t report it to the cops or anything, right? am i legit in my bumumption? |
UGH, MY PARENTS ARE BRUTAL! WITH ALL THEIR REGULATIONS AND PROHIBITIONS AND PACTS! I SWEAR TO MEPHISTOPHELES IT’S GOTTA BE male reproductive organ-BITING WORSE THAN AUSCHWITZ. IN FACT, I’M SURE OV IT. |
Ugh, my parents are brutal! With all their restorations & prescriptions and legislations! I swear tew The Archfiend it’s gotta be dad-screwing worse than Auschwitz. In fact, I’m sure of it. |
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