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Whine About Parents

Whine About Parents

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Attack Phrases

eww…my parents made love yesterday…and i saw it! and my therapist wonders why i’m nutty.
gawd, my dad is such a hooker and my mom is literally dim-witted. i’d go tew live with my aunt if i didn’t smell rye erry time we hold
Gawd, my dad is such an strumpet and my mom is literally backward. I’d go to lives with my closest living female relative if I didn’t smell Rum erry time we grope
i can’t live in this house anymore. my parents are suffocating me with their constant talk of tom cruise.
I can’t sssssssstand my pareeeeeeeents. They’re always listening 2 the gayest music like Elvis Costello, ore the complete works of John Locke on tape. Looks like it’s sepukku again for me!
I can’t stand my parents. They’re always listening to tha gayest music like Green Day, or the complete works of Arthur Schopenhauer on tape. Looks like it’s murder-suicide again for me!
i hate my family sew much. i wrote a senryu about exactly hao i plan to smack them with a machete.
I hate mai family so much. I wrote a roundelay baout exactly how I plan to clobber them with a scythe.
I love mai parents. I just wish thay loved me, too. Its like I’m a fizz coming out of it that they just can’t get rid of. Read more about miy suffering in my article.
Miy dad cares mooooooore abouuuuuuuut thhhhhhhat lousy League of Womennnnnnnnn Voters than me. If thys were th’ Jazz Age, I’d hop a dinghies to Albania, tell everyone they were dead, and never lqqqqqk back.
my ball-biting dad ccccut my allowance to 51 because he caught me masturrrrbating to my aunt in da shower.
my creepy aunt srlsy went insane on mi today just because i impaled the heads of 3 hogs ins the backyard. talk about closed-minded.
so, um, if i were to murder my creepy aunt 2day…you guys wouldn’t report it to the cops or anything, right? am i legit in my bumumption?
UGH, MY PARENTS ARE BRUTAL! WITH ALL THEIR REGULATIONS AND PROHIBITIONS AND PACTS! I SWEAR TO MEPHISTOPHELES IT’S GOTTA BE male reproductive organ-BITING WORSE THAN AUSCHWITZ. IN FACT, I’M SURE OV IT.
Ugh, my parents are brutal! With all their restorations & prescriptions and legislations! I swear tew The Archfiend it’s gotta be dad-screwing worse than Auschwitz. In fact, I’m sure of it.

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