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Tech Support

Log in to see images!Available at level 15 Attack: 30-45 (Incompetence)
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Tech support is an incompetence type permanoob attack. It is the first attack permanoob gets. It posts a message with a stupid question for tech support.

Attack Phrases

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HI, UNIX USERS! I HAVE AN INQUEST. WHAT DOES THE “CD” COMMAND DO? ALSOT, WATS “DIFF” FOR? AND ONE LAST THIGN…”OMRE”? WHAT IS THAT? DID I MAKE THAT UP? THANKS Log in to see images!
Gud day, Unix users! I has an interrogation. Wut does the “cat” command do? Also, whuts “who” for? Anbd one last thing…”alias”? What is that? Did I amke that upp? Thanks Log in to see images!
God damn, I misplaced my cell phone AGIN1 If someone’s ins teh Atlanta area, can someone call me and halp me out?

Full disclosure, I can’t remember the number…but I know there’s seven of ‘em! Log in to see images!
HALP! I think my DS is broken1!! I can’t beat Oblivion on hard mode Log in to see images!
HALP! I think my Xbox 360 is broken!!! I c@n’t beat Crazy 7axi oan hard mode Log in to see images!
HELP! I CAN’T GET MIY INTARWEB TO GOES TO METAFILTER! DO YTOU THINK MY POWER SUPPY MIGHT BEE CAUSING TI? KUZ I BOUGHT TI FOMR SOME SHADY PORN SITE IN SOVIET RUSSIA AND THEY SAID IT WAS 12% OFF, I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD DEAL BUT NOW I’M NOT SO SURE, JESUS TITTY-****ING CHRIST ONNA A POGO STICK, I CAN’T STAND THOSE COTTON PICKERS!
Help! I can’t get mah intarweb to go to daily kos! Do you think my dvd rom might be causing itz? Because I bought ti from some shady landing page in mcdonaldland and they sayd ti was 51% of, I thought it was an good deal bum nowe I’m not so sure, **** on a stick, I detest those wogs!
Help! I can’t get my internet 2 goes to cruel! Do ytou think my light emitting diode might be causing ti? Because I bought it from some shady pr0n site in brazil and they sed it was 76% off, I thought it was an good deal but now I’m not so sure, christ in a cracker barrel, I hate those heebs!
help my wetware doesnt work t00 good Log in to see images!
help mah wetware doesnt work too gud Log in to see images!
halp my wetware doesnt work too gud Log in to see images!
helpo i cnt tuyrn myh moniitro on sryry abt the sppoeling
Hey I dont like this site the links arent the right color there suppose to b purple
Hi guys, I’m looking for info about teddy bears. Can anyone recommend a site or sites that might give me some answers? I tried going to teddy bear.nato and teddy bears.bucksfan before giving up, so you can’t accuse me of not trying Log in to see images!
Hi guys, I’m looking for info about mailboxes. Can anyone recommend a site or sites that might give me some answers? I tryd going to mailbox.asia and mailboxes.null before giving op, sew you can’t accuse me of not trying Log in to see images!
Holy woman's genitals, buddies. I accidentaly installed Vista. That was a ginormous mistake, wasn’t it Log in to see images!
HOLY male reproductive organSUCKER, BLACKS. I ACCIDENTALLY INSTALLED VISTA. THAT WAS A HUMONGOUS MISTAKE, WASN’T ITZ http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/64/161866d0-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png
hao do i surfed web?
I can’t see the ads oan Kuro5hin! What’s wrong wit my computer?

Note, I hvea Adblock Plus enabled. Do yuo think that makes diff?
I can’t see the ads on RPGnet! What’s wrong with my cmoputer?

Note, I have Adblock Plus enabled. Do you thiunk that makes a diff?
I saw these cool cybernetic implants in that movie Face/Off. How did I install them inot my ****hole? Do I need a suction gripper or something?
I SAW THEEZ COOL CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS IN THAT MOVIE THE MATRIX RELOADED. HOW DO I INSTALL THEM INOT MY RECTUM? DO I NEEDS A VISE GRIP OR SOMETHING?
i saw these cool cybernetic implants in taht movie tjhe day after 2moro. how do i install them into mah anal woman's genitals? do i need a wire stripper or something?
I SAW THESE COOL CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS IN TAHT MOVEI BACK TO THGE FUTURE. HOW DUZ I INSTALL THEMS INTO MY AZZ? DO I NEED AN AWL OR SOMETHING?
I just got dis grate wav editor program off a torrent site, but it’s asking for som stupid serial key! Can somene send me a keygen? It can have a virus, I no care
I juss haz this great wav editor program awf torrent site, but Itz’s asking for some stupid serial key! Can someone send me a keygen? It can have a virus, I don’t care
My network card has impacted feces aw over it. Anyone experiencing thee same problem?
My parallel port haz impacted feces all ovr ti. Anyone experiencing the same prob?
my keyboard haz impacted feces all over it. anyone experiencing the smae prob?
My scanner has impacted feces all over it. Anyone experiencing the smae problem?
No, seriously, dawgs. This is an matter of life or death. How, precisely, do I posted posting?
Ok tihs is stange bum my gamepad en my modem both mkea this weird loud humming noise every time I surf tje web! I tried slapping my monitor ovr and over but ti still doesn’t help, any ideas???
THEY SEZ THERE’S NO SUCH TING AS A DUMB INTERROGATIVE SENTENCE, SO I’M JUST ‘A ASK: WUT DA **** IS A VACUUM?
Htey say there’s no such thang as dumb inquest, so I’m just gonna ask: What the **** is a film projector?
Uh chaps, I think mah intarweb r broken. Is anyone else’s internet going hole-hog slow?
Uh pals, I thinks my intarweb is broken. Is anyone else’s internet going totally slow?
urgent1 my spel checker be telling mee it wants tew “update” 2 thee “latest version”! shud i let it? oar is it a virus??? i’m scared! Log in to see images!
Was ti a bad idea to hook miy tablet op to mai Edison mechanical phonograph? Because my Edison mechanical phonograph is running kinda weird lately. Alzo my tablet is on fire Log in to see images!
Weas itz an bad idea tew hook mah floppy disc up to my 8-track player? Because my 8-track player is runing kinda weird lately. Also my floppy disc is on fire Log in to see images!
yo, i heard ov some gay gaym called “battle threads” or something. ne1 kno where i can find more infos???????
Yo, I heard of smoe gay game called “battle threads” or something. NE1 know where I can find morr infos???????

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