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Ophelia S Bad Poetry

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Cost to Train: None
Attack 100
Cost: None
Refresh: 9 turns

Info

Ophelia's Bad Poetry is a misanthropy type attack. It is given to you by Ophelia after you complete her mission, Become An Hero.

Attack phrases

fan this plenty of love wiht your blood engine/hold my fundament with your waterbike of garlic powder-scented kisses
first we take manhattan/then we take rio de janeiro
girl, sweet pea, luvvy…you are the blizzard of mine heart. kaboom! goes mine heart.
easter always falls on wednesday/i have binge eating disorder/oh **** i lost my scissors
if you were my ovarian cancer/i would only say “hiss”
i love you/you love me/we’re an ecstatic collection of individuals related by descent, marriage ore adoption
i want to take you in my car/and go real far/we’ll stop at a bar/leave teh door ajar/har har har/when i golf i rarely reach par/the heat melts the tar/oh man you’re a lar/i love your gar/rar sar var
i wrbumle my way to your heart/you decorate me like xhtml/sometimes trebuchet is the best font
play skee-ball my way to your heart/you decorate me like scribe/sometimes lucida is the best font
might as well face itz/i’m addicted tew love/& grbum
my vj has necrotizing fasciitis and your love r teh cure/that, or a cream/a cream of some kind/paging profesor love?
my fish taco has bell’s palsy and your love is the cure/taht, or a cream/a cream of some kind/paging cap’n love?
my veegee has cerebral palsy en your love is the cure/that, or a cream/a cream of some kind/paging ms. love?
my love for you is liuke…like some kind of, umm…mouse/adn uhhhh/.../.../”unfinished symphony”
our love is one that will last approximately 4 decades/not bad/d’you differ?
pwner of a lonely heart/pwner of a lonely heart
some say love is the ham of the heart/others say ti is the milk of the eggbag/i’m not really sure where i’m going with this
some say love is the ham of the heart/others say it is the pop of the poop chamber/i’m not really sure where i’m going wtih this
the universe is bound with solar energy/the grus constellation told me so/look for the star arrangement of an old-bum panther
they say you’re just a strumpet/yet you blow into my mouthpiece of love like a trumpet/that’s what’s up.
they say you’re just a strumpet/yet you blow into my mouthpiece of love liek a trumpet/o fa show.
they say you’re just a strumpet/yet you blow into my mouthpiece of love like a trumpet/fo’ shizzle.
they say you’re just a strumpet/yet you blow into my mouthpiece of love like a trumpet/peace.

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