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My Sexy Boyfriend

Log in to see images! Available at: Level 34
Cost to Train:
Attack: 300
Cost: Sexiness -35
Refresh: 2 turns
In tree: Textual Abuse
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Attack Phrases

These are sample attack phrases. Spelling mistakes and text style may vary. Please add any missing phrases you encounter.

My boyfriend can bench 500 pounds using only his male reproductive organ!!!
my bf is soooooooooo hott, it makes my woman's genitals wet just ****ing him.
My boyfriend’s fingers NEVER get tired (no seriously he types a lot)
I was playing naked Twister last night and my boyfriend’s male reproductive organ slid into my bum!Log in to see images!
Until I met my current boyfriend, I had no idea it was even possible to have 9 orgasms in a row!
My boyfriend’s kind of jealous. He killed a man for asking me if I accepted Jesus into my life.
after I get wet from reading what you guys say to me, my boyfriend ****s me so hard it’s phenomenal
My boyfriend’s johnson is so big, I had to get a second woman's genitals just to hold it all!!!!
Ugh, I hate only getting ****ed thrice a day by my hot boyfriend. I wish he’d quit his job! You guys should totally send me more gifts so I can resell them and give my bf moneyLog in to see images!
My boyfriend has a diamond robotic male reproductive organ handcrafted by Jews in Antwerp.
My boyfriend has a Trans Am. We drove it to the beach and ****ed while listening to Dokken.Log in to see images!

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