Lol Bags

LOLBags is a Level 10 Camwhore and officer of the 70 Character Storytellers klan. He is also a heavy smoker, an aspiring alcoholic, a master of bitter self-destruction, and a study in wasted potential.

He wishes he could top the INCIT Leaderboard, but that will never happen because Orb is a ****ing robot sent from the future to crush the hopes and dreams of honest, hard-working Americans.

LOLBags likes Spaghetti-Os with meatballs.

LOLBags once bet his life savings that he would win a fight with a tiger. What the fight promoter failed to realize was that the rules made no reference to the illegality of guns in said contest. Needless to say, LOLBags won handily. Unfortunately, he was 5 at the time and as such his life savings totalled 3 dollars and 37 cents. Thereafter no fight promoter would dare set up his wily bum in any paid fight, and he regretted his actions his entire life.