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Literal Whoring

Log in to see images! Available at: Level 48
Cost to Train:
Attack: 375
Cost: Sexiness -100
Refresh: 1 turn
In tree: Textual Abuse
Prev: Menstruate
Next: Blow enjoy Whistle

Attack Phrases

These are sample attack phrases. Spelling mistakes and text style may vary. Please add any missing phrases you encounter.

Hey there sailor, looking for good time? I give you whatever you like, 1 dowwa!
Price list: On the face – $50 Up the left nostril – $60 In the eyes – $100 (sorry guys it really stings)

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