Im Pregnant With Your Child
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Available at: Level 11 Cost to Train: | Attack: 90 - 100
Cost: Sexiness -9 Refresh: 1 turn | In tree: Textual Abuse Prev: Threaten To Contact Authorities Next: All About Meee! |
Attack Phrases
These are sample attack phrases. Spelling mistakes and text style may vary.
| I went ffffffffor an ultrasound yesterday. Aighhhhhhhht! The bad news are I’m pregnant. The good news is his willy is wae bigger than yours already. |
| Guess yor jizz was more strong tahn wee thought, huh? |
| Oh man, I’ve felt run down all lunchtime and it’s all ur fault! I talked to Ralph all over my new beanie…you’re paying for that, by the wai! I can sue! |
| Ha ha! The tests prove ur our tot’s daddy! Phil Donahue is goign tew have a field day with this! |
| omigawd…lo blood pressure, trimestr, naturual birth…i can’t takeses it anymore! as soon as this child is born it’s hanging tiem! |
| I don’t care how I have too get that filthy life juice of yallz, but you are taking that paternity test, we’re goin on ****ing Jerry Springer and I guaran-woman's genitals-licking-tee you won’t be dancing teh bunny hop when you hear the results, buster! |
| What do u think is a better naem for our little boy: Tracy or Kelly? I’m hoping he turns out to be a puto liek you Log in to see images! |
| I have a sudden craving for a mineral water and pop smoothie. Go fetch me a glbum, you deadbeat rascal. |
| Goddamn it, I hate being preggers! When this son of a chickenhead is born I’m gonna shake it like that soy milk ‘n fried soup smoothie I’ve bean craving all morning! |
| Did you know the first time a bambino give birth 2 a black eels it’s as black as midnight? Y’all be cleaning that up…You awready know! |
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