Church Of Saiyantology

Log in to see images! Ever feel that you’re better than everyone else? Suffer from general malaise? Have a net worth of over $500,000?

If you answered yes, no or maybe to any of the above, then Saiyantology is for YOU! Join us, and you too will be able to gain superpowers by flexing and screaming as loud and long as you can! Just register with your credit card details, a copy of your signature and a confession of your most heinous crime, and before you know it people will be saying, “His OT level…it’s over 9000!”

Notes

• $500,000 translates into about Log in to see images! for a point of reference.
• May be a reference to a real cult.