All Of Warez Ru

AllOfWarez.ru is a store that is unlocked after completing a step towards Futanari-Moe’s Pervy Pic Project or Anonymous' Anonymous vs. Onymous quest (getting yourself blocked by Yuriko-chan or pwning Dr. Jojo’s Plastic Surgery Stronghold is a step).

One Million Porno Passwords

• Useless Junk

"The best thing about internet-based porn is that you won’t get funny looks from the local Korean grocer. Also, no more sticky magazine pages—just sticky mice, keyboards and monitors (depending on how far you ejaculate)!

Buy this and get unfettered access to 1,000,000 porn sites of varying quality. These things expire quickly, so get it while it’s hot ‘n fresh!"

This object is completely useless, gather laughs from the description and do not purchase it.

Asimov™ OS IX

• Useless Junk

"This program is functionally equivalent to Asimov OS IX Genuine, but has been hacked to remove those irritating “copy protection” features that would just get in your way anyway.

It’s a steal compared to the price of the real thing…actually, it’s a steal, literally."

This object is usable in the mission Quest for the OS! It functions completely like the Asimov OS IX Genuine, but is cheaper. There is probably no consequence from using Asimov™ OS IX in the mission other than a different dialogue choice when speaking to Shallow Esophagus.