Adventurequest

AdventureQuest is an "Online RPG" created by some 14-year-old losers with no girlfriends in their mom's basement. The game wishes it was an MMORPG, but it isn't, the "programmer," Norbert, didn't know how to make it do that. The illusion of multiplayer-ness is maintained by their forums, where all the newfags post threads like "HALP ME I DONT NO ANYTHINGGG U GUISE SRSLY" and one person out of about 5,000 actually tries to help them. Then the mods lock the thread, and life goes on.

Anyway, back to the game. What you do is, kill stuff, which takes FOR-EV-ER because it's turn based and the attack animations take about 3 minutes each. You mostly kill Zards, which are basically lizards with uncreative nicknames. For no given reason, these Zards sometimes drop the ultra-rare BLADE OF AWESOME or some shit like that. Simply speaking the name of this weapon causes AQ fanbois to start fapping off right in front of you, do don't do it. Unless you're into that kinda stuff.

Anyway, once you've killed over 9000 Zards, you may find that you have received three or four weapons and gained about two levels. People on the forums will tell you that at least two of those weapons suck ass (which will get them banned 4ever) and that you REALLY should be doing such-and-such "quest" and such-and-such obscure location. You would think that, when the game is called AdventureQUEST, the whole GAME is a quest, but you're wrong.

AQ also has at least 100 spinoff games, which are basically the same game with slightly altered graphics.