Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.