was [Old Men Girls and Monsters]

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Governor Elect

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Bio:

I was recently elected Flamebate Governor.

Location:

Flambate

Interests:

Governing

Occupation:

Flamebate Governor

was loves the following website(s):

  • tubgirl.com
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Class: Troll
Level: 35
Cred: 100000000
Buildr Score: 4
Job Points: 880

Flamebate Statistics (View all of was's posts)
Posts made: 5041
Threads started: 351

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 15

INCIT wins (View all of was's wins)
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was wrote this on 03/16/2010 12:44AM:

What is my goal for writing here? The ever present question “Why?”

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was wrote this on 03/15/2010 5:49AM:

My lines keep falling through the false floor. We pick ourselves

up, one by one, plucking the green from the pine. Some feathers

are as sharp as needles; others open their tips—in reverse.

There was a keyshop on the corner of main and mimic. You would

visit at regular intervals, describing the treetops. You kept telling a

story about when you lost your substitute for writing. Something

doubled as an enchanted lake.

I/was/raining like

Quick bursts of tears. The tears surrounded me like feathers. In

their abundances they looked like clouds. You were kind and built

a tributary. We ushered my tears into the lake. Yet even years later

they felt out of place among the plant life.

It is true that in a sense I have been overly concerned with the

behavior of waves. I am constantly trying to retain my basic tear-

drop shape.

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was wrote this on 03/14/2010 4:26AM:

That flock of sheep is puzzle hearts. I wait after school for safety.

I put cotton in my ears and float to dimension x7y giga heart maggot.

The sweetness factory. Everyone is a flower and human rafts come to shore.

The sleep language is what the eyelids did to each other.

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was wrote this on 03/14/2010 12:52AM:

I am starting to believe that the health of our economy is directly related to the quality of humor of Saturday Night Live. Is Lorne Michaels to blame for this recession?

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was wrote this on 03/14/2010 12:12AM:

I realistically value Craig Ferguson.

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scullyangel wrote this on 03/13/2010 7:08AM:

Then I will carry antidote in case you become careless or feel the need to thrash around wildly.

E-Peen™
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A Spoonful of Sugar

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Alcohol Kills, Take LSD

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An Extra Quarter

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Around the World, Around the World

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Assisted Suicide

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Best Player Ever

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Big Day

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Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

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Brown Starfish Initiate

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Calling God Names

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Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

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Chai

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D20

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Double Ds

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E-Pint(tm)

This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.

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Fix It!

This player participated in the Forumwarz Gameplay Tune-Up, and provided feedback that helped to improve the game.

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Flaming Black Operative

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FOAR!

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Friend of Forumwarz: Gold

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Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum

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Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium

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Grass on the Field

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Host(ess) with the Most(est)

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Hulk Slogan

This player trained, said their prayers, took their vitamins and won the Forumwarz Motto contest.

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I'm Gay!

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If Only It Were Real Money

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Impressively Pathetic

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

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Jingjing

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Let Them Eat Cake!

This player celebrated the one-year anniversary of Forumwarz (by bumping a thread).

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Life Begins

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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Mexico Calling

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My Ass Got Infected, Coach

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Octopussy

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One Angry Man

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Our Personal Army

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Patience, My Ass!

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Ranks & Files

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Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos

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Rudy Giuliani

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Sexagenarian

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Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

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Super 8

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Super-Chai

This player earned 180 job points.

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Sweet Sixteen

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The Big Give

This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

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Unplayable Mess

This player beta tested Episode 3.

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Veado

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Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

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What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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White People Love Lawyers

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You Killed Superman!

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