sporky [Jandevries Unlimited]

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Information

Bio:

my blood, my life
to feel pain is to feel love
the last cut is the deepest
my soul is scarred

Location:

the pit of despair

Interests:

xacto knives and radiohead

Occupation:

slacker/hipster

sporky loves the following website(s):

  • tubgirl.com
  • 4chan
  • Something Awful
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Emo Kid
Level: 10
Cred: 65473
Buildr Score: 0
Job Points: 0

Flamebate Statistics (View all of sporky's posts)
Posts made: 1
Threads started:

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 0

sporky's Stall
E-Peen™
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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

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Noose and Razor Fellow

This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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