Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.
Proctologist Without Borders
This player completed Episode 3 with an unaligned/good alignment.
Sister of the Quivering Rose
This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.