An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Best Player Ever
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Census Worker
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
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Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
Sister of the Quivering Rose
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Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.